Anakin and Obi-wan in their earlier teaching days
Obi-wan: Why are you late again?
Anakin: Yeah you temember yesterday when you told me the bell does not dismiss you I do.
Obi-wan: Yes and what about it?
Anakin: Well if ghe bell does bot dismiss me, I does not tell me when to get here on time either.
Obi-wan: Go take a walk youngling. I cannot dral with your idiocy right now.
Anakin: Why? Because I was 8 seconds late? You weren't even here to teach me yesterday!
Obi-wan: I know, but that's not important and I am here now.
Anakin: Wha- Yeah it is! It's way more important for you to be here than me! I can't learn from some random weird substitute master with the weird creepy face mask!
Obi-wan: You substitute master Plo Koon gave you an assignment to tell me what the force is. Give it to me on your way out.
Anakin: I finished it before Plo Koon even got here yesterday. I taped it to your back.
Obi-wan: What? Why would you- you know what nevermind. It's best not to know. *grabs paper off his back and reads it* Wait. Anakin why is your answer the same answer I gave my master years ago?
Anakin: Oh I don't know. Maybe because were answering the same question. *elbows small togruta behind him* can you believe this guy? Oh by the way youngling, could you toss me a pencil?
Obi-wan: Hey! No talking during my lessons!
Anakin: Um why are you teaching during my conversation.
Obi-wan: That's it! Anakin go see Master Yoda and tell him what you've done!
Anakin: What I've done? You mean making valid points on why you should be fired?
Obi-wan: GO!!
Anakin: Alright alright. Fine but can I go to the bathroom on the way?
Obi-wan: ... What ever for?
Anakin: I- What? To OpEn RhE cHaMbEr Of SeCrEtS! Why do you think!?
Obi-wan: OUT!!!
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Clone Wars Randomness
HumorBasically a book filled with everything the clone wars. And the occasional bad batch as well. Not particularly one shots but definitely still hilarious.
