Ahsoka: so yheres this yall guy who i rrally like and i want to kiss him but hes like 5 inches taller than me and I cant reach his lips. What should I do?
Echo: kick him in the kneecaps. He'll crumble right down to you.
Fives: Knee him in yhe no no space. Then when he groans in agony make it better.
Lux: Or you could practice on me!
Literally everybody: no.
Rex: Or you could just ask me to bend down!
Ahsoka: mmmmmmm... nah I like all of their's better. *knees him in his balls, and kicks a knee cap*
Rex: *doubles over in pain but gets a kiss from Ahsoka* Totally worth it.
Lux: Wait what about my method?
Ahsoka: Oh right. Here you go. *kisses hand and proceeds to slap him* Your welcome.
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Clone Wars Randomness
הומורBasically a book filled with everything the clone wars. And the occasional bad batch as well. Not particularly one shots but definitely still hilarious.
