Rex: *goes into fridge and picks up spicy water* Oh sick, I got the last one!
Anakin: Oh really? Dibs.
Rex: What!? Wha- no!
Anakin: *gasps*
Ahsoka: *gasps*
Fives: *gasps*
Rex: I saw it first so I get it!
Fives: Yeah man but you didn't say dibs.
Ahsoka: You gotta respect the dibs Rexter.
Fives: The dibs must be respected.
Ahsoka: It must.
Rex: ... What are you guys, five!?
Anakin: If we don't have the dibs, then what do we have?
Ahsoka: COMMUNISM!!!
Anakin: Communism, anarchy. Is that what you want?
Fives: Yeah is that what you want?
Rex: What!? Wha- no! No no no!
Fives: Well fine think about it this way. What if I were to say, hypothetically, 'Rex I think your mom is hot and I've had a crush on her for years, and I'm gonna fly to Kamino amd I'm gonna shoot my shot...?'
Rex: I-I-I don't even have a mom!
Fives: Hypothetically! You would say 'oh no Fives please don't do that' but I choose to ignore you and I go to her on Kamino anyway and make sweet live to your mom and then I break up her love to the jedi order and then I became your brother and step dad. Hypothetically of course. It's the same thing as not respecting the dibs.
Anakin: Mhm.
Ahsoka: Same thing.
Fives: Exact same thing.
Anakin: Yup
Rex: That is not the same thing!
Ahsoka: Yes it is.
Rex: No it's not!
Anakin: Yes it is!
Fives: Is your mom still happy in her current marriage to the jedi code!?
Rex: What the fu-
Ahsoka: Respect the dibs!
Rex: Fine! Fine here, take it.
Anakin: *steals the spicy water* thank you.
...
Fives: Hey just FYI if your mom's ever single I call dibs.
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Clone Wars Randomness
HumorBasically a book filled with everything the clone wars. And the occasional bad batch as well. Not particularly one shots but definitely still hilarious.
