Ahsoka: *wakes up* Oh kriff! Anakin wake up! One of my light sabers is missing!
Anakin: Have tou checked your belt thie time Snips?
Ahsoka: I swear its not on my belt or in my hand either this time!
Anakin: Is it in the fridge?
Ahsoka: Why would a light saber be in the fridge?
Anakin: I don't know Snips. It's 6 in the morning. What do you want from me.
Ahsoka: I want to find the dam light saber! *runs out of her room looking everywhere then finally comes in the kitchen*
Fives: *roasting his piece of toast with her light saber* Morning.
Ahsoka: ... What the hell!?!
Fives: What? I broke the toaster trying to heat up my caf by pouring it inside of the thingykabob.
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Clone Wars Randomness
HumorBasically a book filled with everything the clone wars. And the occasional bad batch as well. Not particularly one shots but definitely still hilarious.
