Obi-wan: So let me get this straight. No one has taught either of you any math?
Anakin: Nope.
Ahsoka: Never heard of it.
Anakin: Say, what is math anyway?
~some time later~
Ahsoka: Okay so let me see if I get this. You spend all day just writing these weird freaky symbols?
Anakin: Are you in a cult!?
Obi-wan: What!? No! Its for science. Math is the language of the universe.
Ahsoka: Well the universe must be having a stroke because this is nonsense!
Obi-wan: Anakin how are tou so good at piloting space ships without preforming the necessary calculations?
Anakin: It's a rocket! You press some buttons and blow stuff up! It's not that hard!
Ahsoka: Oh my force he even wrote it on the wall! Like a psychopath!
Obi-wan: That's a whiteboard. We write the math on it so ee can teach it to children.
Anakin: You do this in front of kids!?
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Clone Wars Randomness
HumorBasically a book filled with everything the clone wars. And the occasional bad batch as well. Not particularly one shots but definitely still hilarious.
