Fives: Hey guys! So today were gonna ask everybody I know weird ass questions and see their responses.
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Fives: Echo if there's 24 hours in a day and the sky tastes like watermelon, how many people were born yesterday?
Echo: Uh... 27 pe-
Fives: No. The answers purple.
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Fives: Tup if the color of the alphabet is 7 and your at home on your way to school, then what's your favorite subject?
Tup: ... what?
Fives: Wrong. The answers kiwi.
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Fives: When Im asleep does that mean time stops and when I wake up things are green again or will green change to blue and purple when Im already awake or just woke up?
Anakin: Fives. Be honest with me. Are you on something right now? Please say no-
Fives: Wrong. The answers yes.
Anakin: Tell it to your therapist.
Fives: Which one?
Anakin: All of them Fives. All 24 of them.
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Fives: Ahsoka how old were you on your 7th birthday when you weren't born yet if I like potatoes?
Ahsoka: Oh really I love potatoes too!
Fives: Uh...
Ahsoka: Oh my god that's so cool we have something in common! Btw I think you like very nice today Fives.
Fives: What the fu-
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Fives: You take your fish on a walk and you accidentally drop it on the ceiling so how old is your mom?
Cody: I'm a clone Fives. We don't have a mom.
Fives: Oh right I forgot about that.
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Fives: So nurse if fish are blue and there are only 21 letters in the alphabet then are colored pencils racist?
Kix: The hell are you talking about!?
Fives: Wrong. The answers mango.
Kix: And if you call me nurse one more time I will shove my foot up your-
Fives: ALRIGHT NEXT QUESTION
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Fives: If I was afraid of needles but my favorite color was black, then would I get a high or low maintenance speeder?
Rex: Does the outcome to these questions effect me in any way?
Fives: Not specifically.
Rex: Then suffer in silence.
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Clone Wars Randomness
HumorBasically a book filled with everything the clone wars. And the occasional bad batch as well. Not particularly one shots but definitely still hilarious.
