General Grevious: everytime I'm deployed to take care of Skywalkers men it s basically like taking a vacation because something like this always happens.
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Fives: anyone up for trustfall?
Echo: I'd rather catch up on my reg manuals but whatever Fives.
Tup: eh. Why not.
Hardcase: of course!
Jesse: beats sitting around waiting for the stupid clankers.
Kix: no just... no
Echo: why not Kix?
Kix: BECAUSE WERE ON TOP OF A GODFORSAKEN CLIFF THATS WHY YA KRIFF'IN DI'KUTS!!!
Fives: Dont worry Echo you'll do fine. I trust you.
Echo: wait what-
Fives: and... FALL!!! *falls off cliff*
Echo: oh no *jumps in after him*
Fives: *dies*
Echo: *dies*
Tup: *dies*
Hardcase: weeee *dies*
Jesse: I'm freeeeeee *dies*
Kix: great. Just like that I'm all alone. Again. Force take me now!
General Grevious: *Evily laughs then coughs*
Kix: well I suppose I did ask for this. No wait I surrender I'm just the medi- *is sliced in half and dies*
General Grevious: See! Stupid clones. They make my job so easy!
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Clone Wars Randomness
HumorBasically a book filled with everything the clone wars. And the occasional bad batch as well. Not particularly one shots but definitely still hilarious.
