Rex: Alright young man, that's enough screen time for today
Hardcase: NooOoOoOOoooOOo let me FiNiSh!
Fives: Oh shit we got a live one here.
Echo: Huh? Oh no. This can't end well.
Rex: Uh you listen here young man-
Harecase: No you listen!
Echo: Scratch that. He dead.
Fives: Oh my god he must crave an early funeral.
Echo: You know what? Were overreacting. As long as he backs it up he'll be oka-
Hardcase: I FUCKING HATE THIS PLACE!!!
Fives: What type of flowers would he like on his casket for the funeral?
Echo: At this point I don't think he's getting a funeral.
Fives: If that was one of us we'd be lucky to get one of those sloppy cremations that said "death by mom with anger issues"
Echo: True. True.
Rex: Alrifhf 10 more minutes.
Hardcase: Yes!
Echo: What the-!?
Fives: WHAT THE FUCK
Echo: Where's the justice!? THE REPERCUSSIONS!!!
Fives: You didn't even give him a one two three count!
Rex: Oh you boys are so dramatic.
Fives: If that was one of us we'd be practicing hand shakes with the grim reaper!
Echo: We might qs well have killed ourselves before tou had the pleasure to!
Rex: *offended gasp* whatever! *walks away*
Hardcase: *smirking*
Fives: Oh you sly motherfucker!
Echo: You little shit.
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Clone Wars Randomness
HumorBasically a book filled with everything the clone wars. And the occasional bad batch as well. Not particularly one shots but definitely still hilarious.
