Daughter of Hades AU Helluva Boss

Loona's Birthday

"I hate this idea Millie." Moxxie whimpered as he watches Millie strap Harmony into Blitzo's van.

"Oh come on Mox, Harmony will be just fine." Blitzo assured. "We're just going out to buy a birthday present for Loona. Since she never seems to like what I get her."

"Why does Harmony have to go?" Moxxie asked.

"Because I have a shit load of paperwork for you to do and as you keep pointing out you're the smart one." Blitzo replied.

"But, but, but..."Moxxie stuttered.

"Moxxie she'll be alright." Millie promised.

"Have you seen him drive Millie?" Moxxie panicked.

"Hey, I have a license." Blitzo glared showing Moxxie his wallet.

"Sir that's just your picture glued to construction paper!" Moxxie scold.

Harmony giggled at how funny Blitzo is as he got in. "Bye mama, bye papa, I love you."

"We love you too sweetie." Millie waved as she drags Moxxie away to looked like he was barely breathing.

"Alright kiddo, let's get going!" Blitzo cheered before slamming down on the gas pedal speeding down the street.

Harmony lifts her arms in the air laughing as Blitzo speeded down the road. Blitzo turned on the radio and heard his song.

You were the spicy little demon with the bleach blonde hair
Fiendin' for some semen when I caught your stare
Thought it might be love but you went too far
Fucked all of my friends and blew up my car

Lit me on fire made me watch rom-coms
Made a secret sex tape and showed it to my mom
You were a bitch kinda generally
Now I'm a wet wild stallion and I'm running free

You stepped on my nuts and you tore me apart
Slapped up my booty and tangled my farts
Cut off my dick when you shattered my heart
But it grew back twice as long

MUSTANG DONG

Harmony loudly laughed as her uncle sang badly.

"Oh my god, I just went through puberty twice." Blitzo said.

"What's puberty?" Harmony asked.

"You'll know when you get it." Blitzo said as he patted her head.

"You're funny uncle Blitzo." Harmony giggled.

"Wish Loona would do this with me, but she's always busy."

"Busy with what?" Harmony asked.

"I don't know, she never tells me." Blitzo shrugged before he parked the van.

"How about this?" Blitzo asked as he held up a pair of high heeled boots.

Harmony shook her head. "Those hurt her back paws."

Blitzo held up a dog bowl. "This?"

"Nope."

"Oh this! Definitely this!" Blitzo held up an outfit that looks just like his but in Loona's size.

Harmony sighed. "Uncle Blitzo I love you but are you even trying anymore?"

"Alright, this is getting to be too much for me, how about you show me what you think Loona would like." Blitzo suggested.

"Well..." Harmony gulped. "That, but I don't think it's a good idea."

"Oh fuck it." Blitzo said before he grabbed what Harmony pointed at.

"Happy birthday Loonie." Blitzo said as he gave the box to Loona.

Loona growled annoyed. "Go away."

"Oh come on, please." Blitzo pushed.

Harmony gulped as she stands next to her parents.

Loona raised her brow and sliced open the box with her hands. "Wow, Blitzo." Loona actually sounded impressed.

"Do you love it?" Blitzo asked hopefully.

"Actually yes." Loona said as she grabs a demon cat by the neck.

Harmony closed her eyes with her hands as Loona chases the demon cat about to make it her new chew toy.

"Harmony, didn't you pick it out?" Millie asked.

"Blitzo just asked me what Loona would like and I told him." Harmony explained.

"Oh thank you Harmony!" Blitzo said as he hugged Harmony tightly.

"Release my daughter sir." Moxxie demanded.