Waist-Deep In Walmart

Waist-Deep In Walmart

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Jordan Lynde By JordanLynde Completed

"As I sat on the toilet, I realized how badass I was being. First of all, I (kind of) broke into Walmart; Second, I was (kind of) plotting to steal toilet paper; and third, I was doing all this while a hurricane was brewing outside."


Ellie wanted a quick trip to Walmart to buy some toilet paper for her mom. A minute in, a minute out. Instead, she got locked in. With her secret love, of course.

  • cute
  • humor
  • olderguy
  • onedirection
  • teenfiction
  • trapped
  • walmart
While a hurricane is outside my house destroying my trees, cutting off my power and sending branches flying into the air like flying birds I am fast asleep snuggled up in my cozy bed.
I would take some candy,blanket,dry clothes and build a fort so I can watch Vanossgaming,Riverdale,Fortnite,The Vampire Diaries,The Originals,Arrow ,Supernatural and so on
Damn! We got : 
                              
                              *Alex from Target 
                              
                              *Anthony from Walmart
                              
                              *James from State Farm
                              
                              What else?
She will do anything just for toilet paper!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
Was I the only one who found it funny when she giggled then flushed the toilet? Idk but I imagined her giggling because she flushed a toilet 😂😂😂😂
EnergeticEnergy EnergeticEnergy 3 days ago
It was her choicd though...don't drive in a HURRICANE! So dangerous...turn around, don't drown#