Dave is struggling with suicidal thoughts. Maybe it's better to just end it already. Will Dirk be able to save him, or will his life slowly fall apart without him?
// realizes that I am Dirk and Dave at the same damn time// oh fuçk
Yes dirk calling Dave a suicidal füçk totally helps why don't you also release a bag of honey badgers on his face and let him hug a cactus and say you adopted to soften the blow
Wow, Dirk. Now let me slice off your bellend and shove it in a jar to send to Dave later.
I remember tears streaming down your face when I said I'd never let you go.
I had you
Sorry, not sorry
@KeyAndCravat No, I know it's totally their personalities! It's not that I don't like it, necessarily, I can just image Dirk saying something like that and Dave thinking, well reread my last comment.
I love you're writing, I'm sorry if you took my comment the wrong way :/
Because that's what you say to someone who almost kills themselves. "Let's go home, you suicidal fck." That TOTALLY helps.