Dave is struggling with suicidal thoughts. Maybe it's better to just end it already. Will Dirk be able to save him, or will his life slowly fall apart without him?
Great job Dirk, you managed to make him feel even worse with a guilt trip and the name "suicidal fück.". Next time, how about you just kick him in the nuts and flip him off, why don't ya?
// realizes that I am Dirk and Dave at the same damn time// oh fuçk
Yes dirk calling Dave a suicidal füçk totally helps why don't you also release a bag of honey badgers on his face and let him hug a cactus and say you adopted to soften the blow
Wow, Dirk. Now let me slice off your bellend and shove it in a jar to send to Dave later.
I remember tears streaming down your face when I said I'd never let you go.
I had you
Sorry, not sorry
@KeyAndCravat No, I know it's totally their personalities! It's not that I don't like it, necessarily, I can just image Dirk saying something like that and Dave thinking, well reread my last comment.
I love you're writing, I'm sorry if you took my comment the wrong way :/