"Cisco if you reference Star Wars one more time I will not hesitate to hyper-speed you out of existence."
"Touch my fries and I'll deep fry your fingers and eat them."
"This is why I don't dress nicely."
"Frankly, dear, I don't give a damn."
"This isn't a game. Stop trying to find loopholes."
"Hope is a girls name, not as strategy."
"I'm no scientist, but I'm pretty sure biology has nothing to do with saving my ass from falling OUT OF THE SKY."
"Why'd the speedster cross the road? Because he's trying to get himself killed with the stupid plan he just shared."
"Cisco. Go to bed or I will throw away all your toys."
"Being fake is the trend. Because no one is as iconic as me."
"You want to know what I am? I'm the cure. You're the disease."
"Just because you say you dislike me doesn't mean I'll believe you. I'm great."
"Nah. I choose to eat ramen and cry watching The Notebook."
"Hey, did you want your nose back? I found it in my business."
"Sometimes even the fastest man alive can't outrun his problems."
"I said a diamond ring. Not an onion ring."
"Cisco if you would shut up about this Corry ship for FIVE MINUTES."
"Yes I referenced Marvel, what are you gonna do about it, Cisco?"
"Barry, sometimes the people you trust the most will turn against you faster than you can run."
"So. When is Joe making his lasagna again?"
"I can't help that I was raised by a sarcastic woman."
"I said large fries, Bethany. LARGE."
"Bethany better sleep with one eye open tonight."
"BETHANY MESSED UP MY ORDER AGAIN. LET ME JUST DEEP FRY HER PRESS ON NAILS!"
"I sure hope you have your heart to Jesus, Barry because your ass is mine when I get out of this situation."
"The only thing that is impossible at this point is trying to figure out where the food in this place is. I'm starving."
"The only thing better than a sarcastic joke is a dad joke. Because they show up when you need them most."
"Cisco. You cease to not give me a reason to punch you in the arm with a metal bat."
"Stiles Stilinski better step aside, he's got nothing on me."
"Stop looking at me like I'm a teddy bear begging to be won at a fun fair."
"I hate that I couldn't be the hero you wanted me to be..."
"The one thing I'm truly sorry for is letting you fall in love with me."