Red Queen One-Shots

By siren135790

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Red Queen series funny one -shots *Disclaimer, I do not own any of the characters, all rights go to Victoria... More

Fish and Gold
Original Red Queen povs
First Kiss
On The Plane
Glass Sword
RQ and Thor
Author Note
Modern AU
When They Forget
Texting
Modern AU 2
Love😍
Found Him
A/N
Maven
Everything
Decision
I Do
I Do part 2
Catch the Flag (the teams)
A/N
First Kiss 2
MareCal Fight
First Kiss 3
Monopoly
Red Queen
MareCal Fight 2
Texting RQ&HP
Red Queen 2
A/N
Modern AU Part 3
MareCal Texting
NightMare
Yep
Little Laughs
Birthday 🔥
MareCal Texting 2
A/N
Mare After Every Battle
Cal Texting Mare (disconnected!)
Little Laughs 2
Beach (CtF 2)
ME
Little Laughs 3
A/N
Little Laughs 4
Little Laughs 5
Fade
A/N
Punny Wedding
Red Queen 3
Airport part 1
Wake Up You Idiot!
A/N
Airport part 2
Shot
Funeral
Who?
MareCal Texts
Snowball Fight
A/N
Muddy Anniversary
Modern AU 4
Little Laughs 7
Thoughts
Shot 2
A/N
Little Laughs 8
Cookie
Thoughts 2
Himbo
Avatar
Question
Corvium Battle AU
Little Laughs 9
Shade
True 2
Soulmates and Enemies
Would You Stop?!
Soulmates and Enemies 2
Thoughts 3
RQ Movie
Hogwarts AU
Little Laughs 10
Goodbye
RQ movie 2
Red Queen tag
Tired

Little Laughs 6

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By siren135790

Hope you'll enjoy!😃

Mare: how dare you blame me?!

Farley: it's your fault.

Mare: do you understand what you're accusing me of?

Farley: yes. Because it's your fault.

Mare:

Farley: you did it. So I blame you.

***

Cal: what's it like to work with the Scarlet Guard?

Farley: imagine working with completly civilized, well behaving people.

Cal: okay.

Farley: nothing like that.

***

What would it be like if that was how the fight on the jet went:

Mare: do you know what this is like to me?

Cal: no because you never speak about it.

Mare:

Cal: and you close everyone off.

Cal: you need to open up to people more.

Mare:

Cal:

Mare:

Cal: do you want a hug?

***

Kilorn: are you aware that this is harmful for the environment?

Mare: *starting an engine* right now I don't care.

Kilorn: but isn't this the least we could do for nature?

Mare: I'm part of the environment. I'm a magnificent flower of nature. And I'd rather not being arrested and killed.

***

Cameron: how does she know?

Kilorn: knows what?

Cameron: how is this possible?

Kilorn: what doesn't seem possible?

Cameron: this is amazing.

Kilorn: what?!

Cameron: how does she know exactly how to make me livid?

Kilorn: *sighs*

***

Mare: I'm small, inexperienced, but I'm still not gonna listen to you.

***

Cal: I'm not boring!

Cameron: you are.

Cal: no, I'm not!

Cameron: You're right, you're not boring.

Cal:

Cameron: you're just stupid.

***

Mare: Cal.

Mare: Cal?

Mare: Cal?!

Cal: what?

Mare: Cal!

Cal: what do you want?

Mare: Cal.

Cal: *groans* what?!

Mare: *smiling* I'm bored.

Cal: if your smile wasn't so cute, I would've pushed you off the couch.

***

Kilorn: Farley, did you know people are scared of me?

Farley: they're terrified of your stupidity. They don't want that to pass to themselves.

***

Cal: I hate you.

Mare:

Mare:

Cal: I'm so sorry, it was a dare.

Mare: yes, I know...

Mare: because I was reading, in the same room.

I have a few updates coming up, so keep an eye out!😊

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