Red Queen One-Shots

By siren135790

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Red Queen series funny one -shots *Disclaimer, I do not own any of the characters, all rights go to Victoria... More

Fish and Gold
Original Red Queen povs
First Kiss
On The Plane
Glass Sword
RQ and Thor
Author Note
Modern AU
When They Forget
Texting
Modern AU 2
Love😍
Found Him
A/N
Maven
Everything
Decision
I Do
I Do part 2
Catch the Flag (the teams)
A/N
First Kiss 2
MareCal Fight
First Kiss 3
Monopoly
Red Queen
MareCal Fight 2
Texting RQ&HP
Red Queen 2
A/N
Modern AU Part 3
MareCal Texting
NightMare
Yep
Little Laughs
Birthday 🔥
MareCal Texting 2
A/N
Mare After Every Battle
Cal Texting Mare (disconnected!)
Little Laughs 2
Beach (CtF 2)
ME
Little Laughs 3
A/N
Little Laughs 5
Fade
A/N
Punny Wedding
Little Laughs 6
Red Queen 3
Airport part 1
Wake Up You Idiot!
A/N
Airport part 2
Shot
Funeral
Who?
MareCal Texts
Snowball Fight
A/N
Muddy Anniversary
Modern AU 4
Little Laughs 7
Thoughts
Shot 2
A/N
Little Laughs 8
Cookie
Thoughts 2
Himbo
Avatar
Question
Corvium Battle AU
Little Laughs 9
Shade
True 2
Soulmates and Enemies
Would You Stop?!
Soulmates and Enemies 2
Thoughts 3
RQ Movie
Hogwarts AU
Little Laughs 10
Goodbye
RQ movie 2
Red Queen tag
Tired

Little Laughs 4

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By siren135790

Sorry for not updating in so long!
Hope you'll enjoy 🙃🙃😊

Maven: the word fear is not in my vocabulary!

Tyton: maybe not, but it's in your eyes.

***

Cal: hypothetically speaking, if I'll ask you to marry me, will you agree?

Mare: are you proposing?

Cal: that depends on if you're saying yes.

Mare: I can't say yes if you're not really proposing!

Cal: well, I'm not asking unless you answer yes!

Farley: I don't understand how you two have made it as far as you have?

Cal: relationship-wise or in life?

Farley: both.

***

Mare: I'm so good at keeping secrets. No one knows about my crush on Cal.

Kilorn: Mare, you said that out loud.

Mare:

Farley: for what it's worth, we all knew.

***

Mare: every once and then, I like to do what I'm told, just to confuse people.

***

Kilorn: hey, you wanna know something weird?

Shade: first of all, it's 3am in the morning. Second of all, continue.

***

Cal: you can spend the rest of the day being bitter about it-

Mare: agreed.

Cal: I was going to say 'or', but why bother?

***

Mare: we all have bones and skeletons inside our bodies. They represent the dead. Therefore we're all dead inside.

Kilorn:

Maven: *whispers* what's wrong with her?

Cal: she just needs her daily dose of kisses and cuddles.

Maven: *evil smirk*

Cal: *pushes Maven out of the room*

***

Cal: so what's the plan?

Kilorn: are you sure you want to talk about the P-A-R-T-Y in front of F-A-R-L-E-Y?

Farley: *sarcastically* oh how I wish I could spell.

***

Kilorn: don't be upsetty, have some spaghetti!

Cameron: we just almost died, Kilorn!

***

Kilorn: I don't think Maven is okay.

Kilorn: every time I ask him how he's doing, he looks me in the eye and tells me he's dying.

***

Cameron: can I tell you a secret?

Mare: I wouldn't recommend it, but yes.


Don't worry, got a fresh one-shot I'm working on 🙃

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