Wanted to write something nice and funny, so there it is.
Hope you'll enjoy!!! 😄😊
Mare: apparently spite is not an appropriate answer to what motivates you.
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Kilorn: why are you on the floor?
Mare: I'm depressed.
Mare: and I wanted to cry on the floor.
Mare: my life is a mess.
Mare: everyone keeps on betraying me!
Kilorn: ...
Mare: also I was stabbed could you get Sara?
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Cal: it was just a cookie! I'll buy you another.
Mare: you can't buy these cookies. My mom only makes them once once a year! You shouldn't have eaten my cookie.
Cal: you know what? I'm not even sorry. That cookie was delicious.
Mare: I am going to kick your ass. It was my cookie. What's next? My chocolate cake?
Cal: that chocolate cake was yours?
Mare: oh boy you did not.
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Mare: I did a bad thing.
Cameron: does it effects me?
Mare: no.
Cameron: then suffer in silence.
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Mare: you aren't going to believe who's beautiful!
Evangeline: who is?
Mare: read the first two words.
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Evangeline: people always tell me I'm going to hell because of my sexuality like I'm not already going for all the shit I've done.
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Cal: what happened last night?
Mare: you were really drunk.
Cal: I'm so sorry did I do something stupid?
Mare: nope (:
Cal: what do you mean?
Mare: you were so drunk, when I tried to give you a good night's kiss you said "hey get off me I have a girlfriend."
Cal:
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Kilorn: random question, if you have 10 cakes and someone asks you for 2, how many cakes do you have?
Mare: 10.
Kilorn: what if they ask you?
Mare: still 10.
Kilorn: what if they try to steal from you?
Mare: 10 and a dead body.
Kilorn: what is its Cal asking for a cake?
Mare:
Mare: can't say those things, kiddo.
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Farley: you never take things the easy way, do you?
Mare: there's an easy way?
I truly think no one ever told Mare an easy way exist.
I'm wondering whather to update birthday 🔥, or a CtF 2 (which isn't set in the game itself).