Prince: come on Noah & Madilyn, you're going to miss story time *walks into the library and sits his little cousins down on the bean bags*
*the other boys come in with there siblings or in Roc's case, children*
Roc: *sits down* wassup guys
Prince: OMG why did you bring that little ugly little thing to a public place? When the police come to take it back, they are going to assume that you're with me and I don't want to be banned from the library.
Ray: me either *sits down with Tay Tay and Day Day*
EJ: why you bring his fat ass *sits down with his little brother*
Prince: yeah, his fat neck, Crisco sweating, looking like a McDonald's happy meal. small, cheap, and greasy. Fucking USPA shirt. Why you got a unicorn riding a man on yo shirt? Generic shit
Ray: shh guys, my mom told me to bring him here for him to make new friends
Day Day: BOOM BOOM BOOM
Ray: shut the fuck up Day Day
Librarian: *comes in* I have an announcement kids! Today someone else will read the story of the day!
Prince: UGH
Ray: damn
Roc: what the hell, I mean what the heaven. Wait I'm not in church, what the hell.
Librarian: say hello to Miranda *Miranda walks in*
Prince: omg. She's so beautiful...
The Kids: HI MERWAIDA
Roc: HEY BOO
Prince: *smacks Roc* shhh
Miranda: hello I'm Miranda and today, I'm going to read a story I made myself. *clears throat* Once Upon a Time, there was a boy named Ralph. He had no hair....no sunglasses...and no seatbelts..and then one time, he decided to have lunch....the end..
The Kids: .......
Miranda:.......
The Boys: THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL *claps* BRAVA BRAVO *Prince throws boxers at her and money*
Librarian: story time over!
* the boys walk over to Miranda*
Miranda: you guys like the story?
Ray: yes, it was so inspiring. I want to be Ralph 😌😻
EJ: yes, so educational 😻
Roc: I love you 😻
Miranda: I sense these are yours *hands Prince his draws back*
Prince: oops. They most of slipped , you want to put them back on me?
Ray: thirsty😒
Prince: WHAT WAS SAID? What you say!? Hm? Say it louder so I can punch you in the throat.
Miranda: stop it guys, there is no thirst lol
Prince: no, trust me there is. Baby, I'd run thru the most dangerous jungle in the world with a T-Bone steak wrapped around my waist, wearing A1 sauce cologne during a meteor shower with a severe case of diarrhea after eating 2 chipotle burritos, I'd fight a giraffe with nothing but a slingshot and a bottle of Vitamin Water in the Sahara desert during a snowstorm wearing nothing but a USPA polo and a pair of socks just for the chance to get a virtual lap dance from you over oovoo.
Miranda: wow. Um , I'll give you my oovoo username. We can oovoo later *hands prince her phone so he can type in MB's oovoo name* see you guys later 😊
The Boys: *watches her walk away* she wants me *stops* she wants you!? No! She wants me! Ugh *goes sit down*
Ray: we shouldn't ever took those synchronized talking classes..
Roc: y'all are idiots, she obviously wants me!
Ej: roc, no. Why would she want a dumb nigga!?
Prince: right! You so stupid you tried to put yo m&ms in alphabetical order. You are so stupid that if you got locked in a mattress store and you would sleep on the floor! You aren't the sharpest crayon in the Crayola box.
EJ: you would most likely be the person who would have one leg but would buy a bicycle.
Ray: you would get a glass eye with a living fish in it.
Roc: whatever 😒 *goes to pick up Royal and smells him* UGH HE POOPED AGAIN
*Ray, Prince, and EJ looks at each other*
Roc: bros, can y'all help- *gets cut off to see the boys running with their siblings*
EJ: SEE YOU AT CONJUNCTION BRO *presses the elevator button 7 times*
Ray: YEAH SEE YA *climbs out the window*
Prince: BYE NIGGA *puts Madilyn and Noah over his shoulders and runs down the stairs*
Roc:.. Y'all some bitches.
3 hours later ..
Prince: Ok guys, let's chose who's going to oovoo Miranda. I think it should be me cause I saw her first
Roc: I WAS BORN FIRST
Ray: correction, I was born first. You have no power over this whatsoever.
EJ: I think I should oovoo her
The Boys: why?
EJ: cause I really haven't had any lines in this chapter.
The Boys: true.
Ray: let all the controversy slid. I'll oovoo her and then we will get married. I'll invite y'all.
Prince: I will agree to your deal if you leave me wear a black and red floral tuxedo. Nothing too extravagant. You will be amazed.
Roc: let's just all oovoo her!
EJ: that is the smartest thing you have ever said in a long while. I'm so proud of you
Prince: after this, we'll throw a party.
Ray: it would be called "A trip into intelligence"
EJ: shh, she's calling!
Prince: *sits down and answers* hello beautiful
Miranda: hey guys 😊
Ray: haha *pushes prince out the seat* what you doing Miranda
Miranda: oh nothing, just making new stories
EJ: oh cool *tickles Ray out the seat* can we hear some?
Miranda: once upon a time, there was a boy named tony, he made a sandwich, hopped on his penguin and floated away. He had a lot of hair, but it was pink. So he did not like hotdogs. The end
Roc: *flips EJ out the seat* you are so poetic *rests his head on his fist*
Miranda: haha, you really think so ☺️🙈?
Prince: why yes, *grabs hard cover book and smacks Roc across the head with it , Roc passes out and Prince slides into the seat* you like music?
Miranda: OMG yes, I love a lot of bands like One Direction, 5SOS, Magcon, and etc like they are so awesome
Prince: that's nice. Do you like the group Mindless Behavior *the boys gather around to hear the answer*
Miranda: ew no! They are so ghetto and ew! I don't like them at all 😷 I hate the one with the Afro, he's so nappy headed and TacoBell-an like ew
Prince: 😒 oh really
Ray: haha! 😂
Miranda: don't even get me STARTED on the one with the braids, he looks like my little sister *pulls her little sister in the camera and pushes her out*
Roc: *whispers* damn Ray, she look more like you than you look like you.
Miranda: and the one with the ponytail is so ew! His hairline is so ew!
Roc: 😕
EJ: HA *scoots them over* what do you think about KidsBop
Miranda: annoying little , no singing bastards UGH they ruined music for me
EJ: 😔 oh
Prince: look here, you can't just ruining my bros spirits! THATS MY JOB
Miranda: what do you mean 😛
Prince: WE are mindless behavior and we don't like how you said those things. So imma burst your bubble real quick. You can't make stories, your stories are like crap on crackers. You aren't that pretty, I was just horny. After I think about it, your personality is totally a boner killer , try getting Magcon with that face, GOOD BYE MIRANDA, I hope you get hit with the broom of Poeticness so you can atleast make a book as good as Green Eggs & Ham. *leaves oovoo chat*
Roc: PSH
Ray: Garbage
Prince: *looks at nails* she wasn't even that cute
Roc: tbh
Ray: right
EJ: we are so salty.
The boys: yup