Dr. Phil: ok *sits down* what seems to be the problem
Prince: For starters Doc, a nigga over here starving. Finna waste away and shit. I ain't see no concession stand, no lunch table, no nothing. A nigga need a drink, a nigga is parched and I think that's kinda wrong how y'all ain't got no food in here for a nigga.
Dr. Phil: Well Jacob, this is a business office. That's not really professional.
Prince: well, having a throat as dry as Roc's lips isn't professional either.
EJ: Prince, we aren't here to eat.
Ray: yeah Prince, we are here to discuss the problems within the group. See Doctor, this is what we are talking about.
Doctor: I sense you guys don't like what Prince does, vent. * Pulls out note pad *
Ray: WELL for starters, he eats EVERYTHING like we have to go to the store 17 times every week then he always complain about EJ eating his stuff like get the fuck on.
Prince: * turns to Ray * um excuse me Mr. Crooked Dick, Always Want To Talk About Some One Eating Something ass bitch. I only eat all the food because 1, EJ does eat all my stuff, I'm anemic - I need to eat or you would hear me bitch and complain all the way to the hospital, you bastard. And for 2, Its food. Get the hell over it, you act like you pay for groceries, I ain't never seen you ever hold a bill unless its at a restaurant and you are trying to pass it to me, Mr. Broke Ass. Stop complaining about me eating and actually learn how to gain some weight, you fucking stick. You are like a Nala twin.
EJ: 😧
Roc: 😧
Dr. Phil: 😧
Ray: oh yeah, did I mention his attitudes?
Dr. Phil: oh gosh, Jacob, you have a very colorful vocabulary..
Prince: I've heard
Dr. Phil: Any other problems with Jacob?
EJ: yeah....
Dr. Phil: oh god... Go ahead *gets pen and notebook*
EJ: I hate how Prince unfollowed me on Instagram like I only have 94k followers....My fanpages have more followers than me
Dr. Phil: *stops writing* why don't you have a lot of followers?
Roc: cause he's a new member
Ray: yeah cause he's new
Prince: y'all so fucking fake, y'all know damn well everyone unfollowed him when they saw his nudes
Dr. Phil: what nudes?
Prince: he got caught sending naked pictures and they were mad bogus.
Dr. Phil: but didn't Ray's nudes get out?
Ray: yeah but mine were actually good *whips out phone* see *shows the doctor his nudes*
Roc: y'all niggas gay.
Dr. Phil: why is it curved? Is that a medical condition? Is it contagious?
Ray: no I was born like that!
Prince: I have a theory on how that happened tho.
Dr. Phil: what is it?
Prince: I think it was back in the '#1 Girl' days , we lifted him up to flip, he flipped off the stage, broke his arm, we took him to the hospital, he was on the stretcher and me and Roc were - *gets cut off*
Dr. Phil: it's Roc and I 😌
Prince:....
Dr. Phil: 😌
Prince: bitch don't correct me, I didn't pay you to correct me, if I wanted someone to correct me, I would gladly pay myself.
Dr. Phil: 😒
Prince: ANYWAYS, me and roc were pushing him through the halls, Prod told us to stop before we got hurt , that was before he was all about Big Booty Bitches and mixtapes made in basements, we ran into an elevator, Ray scared of elevators so he jumped off while it was trying to close and his dick got caught in the elevator and it started to go up so he was up there flying, we pulled him down and shit. That day he had to get a cast and 23 stitches
EJ: OMG y'all never told me that story!
Ray: cause it's embarrassing 😒
EJ: did it fall off?😳
Ray: no!
Roc: yes it did, it was on the floor, squirming and shit , I was like OMG
Prince: I was like ew and I went to the vending machines cause if I wanted to look at dick i would easily take my ass to Redtube.
Dr. Phil: hm. Interesting story, have you ever considered being a writer Prince?
Prince: yeah actually, I made this story called Mindless Short Stories. Totally dope, they don't even know it's me, they think it's some black girl writing that shit like lol no.
Dr. Phil: Roc, you are awfully quiet over there
Prince: LEAVE HIS ASS ALONE, this is the most silence I have had all day,
Roc: I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings.
Prince: who's feelings you gone hurt? *turns to Ray and Ej* he talking about y'all
Dr. Phil: vent Cheerio
Roc: I don't like how Ray get on IG and take pics of nothing and get praise like this nigga took a picture of his knee and people are like "OMG I love you Ray Ray this so sexy" but when I post a pic, they always bring up my babymomma like get out my fucking business, Ray ain't nobody special. Then EJ keep bugging people about someone taking him driving like BITCH you still a sophomore, get the fuck away from the wheel. I wouldn't want yo ass behind the wheel no way,
Prince: you got the fucking nerve, you don't know how to drive either! The only thing you do know how to drive is a bike and you almost rode into a tree so that says something. I wouldn't want yo unbothered ass behind any wheel.
Roc: oh yeah , and Prince, he always act like someone is scared of him like no, bitch. He always want to be the boss of someone, with his fruity ass.
EJ: oh no
Ray: omg Roc is going to die
Dr. Phil: *prays*
Prince: oh I'm fruity? But Duce sucking ya dick fa a soundcloud hit HAHA
Roc: NO HE ISNT 😡
Prince: why you get mad then?! You act like I'm scared of you? I'm not that nigga you fought over 10 dollars, I will end your life, go to your funeral, and eat birthday cake.
Dr. Phil: Prince, I think you are harmless.
Prince: *pulls out knives, a gun, ropes, lighter, and spoon out of his hair*
Dr. Phil: never mind
EJ: this is ridiculous *stands up* we are bros! We shouldn't be fighting like this, we are like flesh and blood, we love each other
Ray: nope
Roc; that's gay
Prince: I hate you all
EJ: that's besides the point! We are brothers, we shouldn't fight like this! We been thru too much! Like the time Ray got catfished, who was there for him?
The boys: us.
EJ: like the time Prince fell in love with a girl,picked a sandwich over her , and she broke up with him. who was there to give him more sandwiches?!
The boys: us..
EJ: like the time Roc got stuck in the toilet ,who got him out!?
Prince: y'all! Y'all had me fucked up.
EJ: that's besides the point! The point is , we are bros if we can conquer those things back then, we can conquer them now! We don't need not therapist that doesn't know nothing!
Prince: MHM FAKE ASS THERAPIST
Ray: you're right EJ. *stands up* I'm sorry brothers
Roc: *stands up* IM SORRY GUYS
EJ: Prince stand up 😊
Prince: nah, I didn't vent yet.
Dr. Phil: vent your life away
Prince: well, I don't like how Ray is always on his Man period like damn!
Dr. Phil : man period?
EJ: every boy teen gets it, it's just an increase of attitude.
Dr. Phil: ohhhh so Prince is on his man period?
Prince: no, I've been going thru man-opause, I act like this because I'm fabulous. Anyways, I don't like how EJ's head is shaped, it looks like a thumbprint, I don't like it. I don't like Roc. He just so trifling. He just the most trifling motherfucker I have ever seen. He so nasty. He like a sewer rat, he so nasty. He made a child with a fucking animal and he keep bringing his pet onto Conjunction's property. He keep fucking with me, I swear imma call Animal Control to give them the 10-4 on that fucking monkey ass bitch. And I don't like how Royal look. He ugly. I thought Roc would do better making kids. I was wrong, I owe Ray 5 dollars cause Royal ugly. Roc's pull out game and gene game is wack as hell. Royal came out Desiree's pussy, stressed as fuck. He look like he lived life 18 times, came out the vagina thinking about how the rent is due next month and gas prices. Roc stupid too. I can't stand his black ass. I just want to fight you.
Roc: 😒
Prince: *picks up chair and throws it at Roc* FIGHT ME
Roc: OK LETS GO TO THE PARKING LOT THEN
Prince: OK THEN MESSED UP HAIRLINE HAVING BITCH
*the boys get up and go to the door, at that moment a girl who is walking fastly steps on Prince's new shoes*
Prince: *looks down at his shoes, sees a scuff mark and faints*
Ray: *catches Prince* OMG WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
EJ: BREATHE PRINCE BREATHE
Roc: STAY WITH US PRINCE,
EJ: *cries* HE AINT DO NOTHING TO NOBODY JESUS
Girl: I'm so sorry 😰 I'll leave now *walks down the hallway*
Prince: *raises his head up* that booty
Prod: *runs towards the group from out the elevator* OMG guys, did I miss the session!? I'm so sorry, I was trying to sell my mixtape on EBAY, I'm still surprised that the person who won didn't want it
Prince: I'm not surprised
Ray: what were you doing again Prod?
Prod: eh , was busy
EJ: legit
Prince: hold up, Was busy?
Prod: yeah..
Prince: *gets up* NO COMPLETE SENTENCE!?
Prod: I guess..
Prince: WHAT ARE WE!? SOME SENTENCE FRAGMENT HOES!? FIGHT ME