Mindless Short Stories

By mbthrowbacks

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Short Stories of The Series of Events That Has Happened in Mindless Behavior's life. More

Convenience Stores
Preschool.
Awesomeness TV- Ep 1
Awesomeness TV Ep. 2- Church
Prince's Graduation Day
Money
A Ghost Buster Named Ray
The Other Band
Media Takeout
Jail Time
The Maury Show
First Day of School
EJ's First Meet & Greet
The Break-Up
Roc The BabySitter
Weed
Dislikes
Church
The Call
The Cook-Out
Therapy Session
The Internet Date
The Beef
Day Job
Best Day EVER!
Mindless Behavior Q&A
Mindless Daycare
Interviews & Wattpad Story Reviews
A Night To Die
Thanksgiving.
Court.
Funeral.
Royce.
Unaired Interview.
The Meeting.
Guy Code 1

Breakfest

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Roc: *sits down at the table* what is this?
Ray: that's cereal.
Roc: no, I'm talking about this white stuff.
Ray: you mean, milk?
Roc: yeahh...y'all ran out of water or something?

*Prince walks into a wall, half asleep*
Prince: hola guys
Roc & Ray: sup nigga
Ray: nice onesie

Prince *'man twerks' over to the table*
*EJ comes and sits down at the table*
EJ: now let's pray over our food ☺️ Roc, you say the prayer *bows his head*
Roc: um....ok. Everybody bow ya heads, close your eyes. *clears throat* we are gathered here today to celebrate the food we have and etc. Etc. I think the food is alright even tho they ran out of water like we live by a whole sea. Where it at tho?
EJ: *looks up* just say what you're thankful for
Roc: well, I'm thankful that Desiree's baby ain't mine cause she almost had me trapped
Prince: TRAP LIFE
Roc: I'm glad I ain't get shot too cause yung niggas will get hectic, straight up
Ray: mhm
Prince: oh hood
Roc: I'm thankful that Ray passed his driving test. If he failed it, his would be on the street cause I ain't riding his fat ass on the handlebars of my hoverround, he would have broke em'
Prince: mhm, with his fat ass
Ray: I know you ain't talking Prince! Acting like we don't know you got all them Debby Snack Cakes hidden up in yo dressers.
Prince: you mad cause my room smell like a bakery and yours smell like booty and grape juice?
Ray: ooo now I'm finna flame you, with yo -gets cut off-
EJ: AMEN. Now let's eat
Roc: but I wasn't finished.
EJ: SHUT THE FUCK UP- eat.

-Everyone starts to eat-
Roc: I still don't see how they ran out of water tho...

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