A/N: THIS IS IT GUYS!!!!! Here I thought this story would be a small hobby of mine, nobody would read it, nobody would know about it. I'd probably stop after a few parts. But THIS! No this is so much better!!! 50 Parts, 14,000 Reads, near 700 comments, Almost 300 Votes... Wow I can't believe it's gotten this far. I can't believe you guys like this story so much! I'd like to thank you all for sticking with me this far. I've tried to cover as much as I can in this story: Nyan Cat, Self-Harm, Dating Troubles, Poptarts..... Thanks guys! If you like this story go check out Capes, my other story.
Nate
SHIELD AUDIO RECORDING [continued from part 49]
Jane: AHHHHHHHHHH
Natasha: AHHHHHHHHHH
Leo: QUICK WE NEED TO GET THEM TO A HOSPITAL!
Percy: WAIT I'M PUTTING THEIR WATER BACK IN!
Annabeth: SHUT THE DUCK UP PERCY!
Steve: I'LL GET THE CAR
Betty: BRUCE AND I WILL CARRY JANE DOWN TO THE CAR! FRANK, HAZEL GET NATASHA
Natasha: IF YOU LAY A DUCKING HAND ON ME I WILL BITE IT!
Clint: I'LL GET HER!
Jane: ARGHHH
*car crashes through window*
Leo: GET IN LOSERS
Percy: HOW'D YOU GET A CAR UP 15 LEVELS? JUST NEVER MIN-
Jason: I'M NOT SURE HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN HOLD THIS CAR IN THE AIR
Percy: OF DUCKING COURSE!
Thor: EVERYONE GET IN THE CAR! I SHALL LIFT THE MOTHERS IN IT!
Natasha: I WANT A VODKA
Nico: Hey guys, you woke me from my nap what's going- HOLY DIONYSUS
Tony: I was sleeping too... OHMYGAWD
Frank: IS ANYONE GOING TO QUESTION LEO'S DRIVING ABILITY?!?!?!?
Everyone: NO
Frank: Alrighty then.
Jason: I'M LETTING GO OF THE CAR EVERYONE IN?
Leo: NO WAIT WE'RE STILL IN THE AI-
Everyone: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jason: Oops.
*car lands on ground*
Jason: I'm- I'm just gonna get in the back and keep quiet....
Thor: LEO AND I ARE SITTING IN THE FRONT SEATS!! BUT HOW ARE YOU ALL SITTING IN THE BACK?!?!?
Marissa: I DON'T KNOW!!!!
Thalia: This is the only time I sit on your lap Nico. The only time.
Jason: DAMN RIGHT
Annabeth: THERE'S A SPIDER BACK HERE EEEEEEKKKKKKK
Natasha & Jane: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Calypso: PEDAL IT LEO
Leo: YOLO
Everyone: WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
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Leo: Okay okay everyone calm down.... We're about ten minutes away on. The highway. You'll be fine.
Annabeth: D- did you kill the spider?
Percy: I drowned it in Hazel's iced tea
Hazel: *chokes on iced tea*
*car sputters*
Thor: FIRE MUNCHKIN WHY HAS THE CAR STOPPED?
Natasha: *breathes* Leo I swear to Bose...
Leo: The car kind of went into a uh coma...
Everyone: ?
Leo: The car, the car died...
*moment of silence*
*explosion*
Jane: AHHHHHHHHHHH
Natasha: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Clint: WE NEED TO GET TO THE HOSPITAL
Annabeth: THE SPIDER CRAWLED OUT OF HAZEL'S TEA!!!
Hazel: IT PROBABLY LAID SPIDER EGGS IN MY DRINK!
Thalia: GUYS WE NEED TO GET OUT AND GET THEM TO THE HOSPITAL
Nico: I could try and shadow travel them? No wait- Hades doesn't like babies...
Tony: I think it's time to call in a favor from someone. I hoped it didn't have to come to this...
Everyone: What?
SpiderMan: Hi! You called?
Annabeth: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
BIG SPIDER
SpiderMan: *gasps* A child of Athena?!? I cannot help you Tony.
Tony: Aw but you owe me a solid from when I beat you in beer pong!
SpiderMan: Fine, I'll call my boyfriend. He can give you a ride.
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Clint: Thanks again for taking us to the hospital on your motorcycle.
Ghost Rider: Anything for Spidey. We're getting engaged.
Frank: That's nice to know.
Ghost Rider: He likes my bike.
Bruce: Okay then.
Ghost Rider: He has a good butt.
Everyone: STAHP!
Ghost Rider: Fine. We're here.
Natasha: AYYYYYYYY
Jane: WALALALALASFHJKKSJFNDB
Clint: Thanks! We need to go!
--- 17 HOURS LATER
Clint: Come on in guys...
Thor: YES WELCOME TO THE ROOM OF THE HOSPITAL
Percy: How you doing Nat and Jane?
Jane: That wasn't so bad.
Natasha: I feel like I just got hit by a steamroller.
Thalia: Ooh is that my cousin? She has your red hair!
Baby: Goo Goo MURDER
Natasha: That's my girl!
Piper: So what'd you decide to name her?
Clint: After someone very awesome...
Steve: Isn't Steve a boy's name?
Natasha: Not you doofus.
Clint: This is little Katniss Barton-Romanov
Leo: That's sick bro.
Marissa: What about you Thor, Jane? What's your baby name?
Jane: This is Hammer of Misguard
Betty: You actually named him Hammer?
Jane: Well Hammer Schwarma Poptart Benedict Archie Rodriguez Obama of Misguard..
Thor: BUT YOU MAY CALL HIM HAMMER!!
Calypso: Oh gods...
END OF AUDIO RECORDING
So that was the fiftieth part! Here's to fifty more!