Mace Windu Posted: Chillin in the temple.
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Comments:
Count Dooku: For real. Who cares?
Mace Windu: I don't know, my fans?
Count Dooku: Fans? What universe are you in? 0_O
Mace Windu: Hey I got fans!
Count Dooku: Yeah about as much as that one battle droid that Jar-Jar destroyed in The Phantom Menace.
Mace Windu: Oh now I'm angry!
Count Dooku: Watcha gonna do? Meditate?
Yoda: Cyber bullying this is, funny it is.
Mace Windu: Yoda! I thought you where on my side!
Yoda: Like Mandalore I am, neutral.
Satine Kryze: Hey buddy don't bring Mandalore into this.
Yoda: Sorry I am not
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Hondo Ohnaka posted: MONEY MONEY MONEY. I'M MAKING MONEY!
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Comments:
Ahsoka Tano: Man, he loves his money
Anakin Skywalker: Yep, he does.
Yoda: But greedy he is.
Hondo Ohnaka: Greedy? I'm a pirate, I don't even know that means!
Darth Maul: For real, you need some new lines.
Hondo Ohnaka: TELL THAT TO THE CREATORS!!!!!
SW Creators: Were sorry. We will make it up.... In a way.
Hondo Ohnaka: Credits are nice.
SW Creators: No.
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Ezra has joined Facebook.
Hera had joined Facebook.
Sabine had joined Facebook.
Zeb has joined Facebook.
Kanan has joined Facebook.
Chopper has joined Facebook.
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Ezra posted: Hey everyone! I'm new to the Star Wars galaxy!!
Hera, Zeb, Sabine, Chopper, And Kanan like this.
Darth Maul: Where exactly do y'all fit in?
Ezra: Between the third and fourth movies.
Darth Maul: Hey I fit there too! Once I was sent to kill Luke on Tatooine. But somebody...
Luke Skywalker: YOU TRYED TO KILL ME?!?!?
Obi Wan: Don't worry, I killed him.
Darth Maul: Luke, to be honest your on every Sith's kill list.
Ezra: :O
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Sabine posted a picture:
Ezra, Hera and Princess Leia like this.
Comments:
Ezra: Wow Sabine! Your art amazes me!
Hera: I think the Ghost needs a new paint job.
Sabine: I'm on it!
Darth Vader: Hey! Don't paint on dead Stormtroopers! Do you know how much they cost!?
Kanan: How much?
Darth Vader: 5 credits.
Ezra: 5? Really? I made more than that at my lemonade stand when I was a kid.
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Chopper posted: I hate everything.
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Comments:
Ezra: Mad?
Hera: Who messed with you?
Ahsoka Tano: Your like the grumpy cat of Star Wars!!!
Chopper: No. I'm coming to kill you now.
Ahsoka Tano: :O why!?!? I'm a friend.
Chopper: Be quiet! Your not even in this show.
Hera: CHOPPER! YOUR GROUNDED. @Ahsoka Tano, I'm so sorry. He's.... Grumpy almost 24/7....
Ahsoka Tano: Haha, bad motivator?
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