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Cartr Carum posted: Hey Star Wars Galaxy. My Padawan and I are new here! Elx Condour.
Cartr Carum has deleted his account.
Elx Condour has deleted his account.
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Ahsoka Tano has added Elx Condour as a friend.
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Ahsoka Tano updated her status: Elx Condour, weren't you the guy that got mad at Anakin and deleted their account?
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Elx Condour: Crap yall remember. Well, once we threatened the space time continuum and possible spoilers for a future situation you haven't seen or lived yet my Master thought it would be best to delete our accounts.
Ahsoka Tano: Woah that's alot to take in...
Luke Skywalker: So you guys are like time travelers!? Like Back To the Future!?
Elx Condour: Oh no... Altough I love the movie series we aren't like that. We can't time travel, only go forward like normal.
Luke Skywalker: So you can't see the future?
Elx Condour: No. We only know their time line because we lived it. We haven't lived your time line yet.
Ahsoka Tano: So if you know our outcome can you tell me when I'll become a Jedi knight?
Elx Condour: Uhh..... Well....
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Ahsoka Tano updated her status: ELX CONDOUR YOU NEVER ANSWERED MY QUESTION.
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Elx Condour Updated his status: Man sitting in this base is boring.... Nothing to do...
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Anakin Skywalker: Base? Do you mean the temple because I TOTALLY feel you.
Elx Condour: No. Our rebel base.
Anakin Skywalker: Rebels? What!? I thought you were a Jedi!
Elx Condour: Er...
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Elx Condour updated his status: Maybe Cartr was right... Ever since I rejoined Facebook I've just dug myself a large hole. I don't think I can get out. There is only one way.
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Luke Skywalker: ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SUICIDE!? THAT'S HORRIBLE.
Elx Condour: NO. I meant I need to delete my account, again. Your time line is all screwed up and I'm just a walking spoiler machine.
Luke Skywalker: dude. We don't have a time line. This is a parody fanfiction, not like it's real.
Elx Condour: DUDE. YOU JUST DESTROYED THE 4TH WALL.
Luke Skywalker: 4th wall? Is that like a death star or something.
Elx Condour: Tha heck is a "death star"!? And no the 4th wall Is like making direct commentary on whatever has been created through your characters.
Luke Skywalker: We are characters?
Elx Condour: Ok I'm leaving before one of you die.
Luke Skywalker: Noooo we were becoming friends!
Elx Condour: Sorry Luke, hopefully we'll meet in the future....
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Ahsoka Tano updated her status: Elx Condour, I seriously want to know what happens. Before you leave please.
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Elx Condour: Fine. Eventually you become a leader by the name of _______
Ahsoka Tano: WHAT
Ahsoka Tano: WHAT.
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Elx Condour updated his status: Ok now I have to go, Cartr found out what I was doing... bye everyone!
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Elx Condour has deleted his account
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Ahsoka Tano updated her status: WHAT!?
