Obi-Wan Kenobi updated his status: O.M.G so I just finished binge watching The Flash on Netflix! #BestShowEver!!!
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Anakin Skywalker: The Flash? W-Eho is that?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Oh he's this epic superhero on this planet called Earth and he has superspeed. He saves people using his powers.
Anakin Skywalker: Meh. Superspeed sounds like a lame super power. I'd rather be able to fly or have heat vision.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: YOU SHUTUP. Superspeed would be an amazing power, think of how fast you could get things done!
Anakin Skywalker: Like what, this conversation?
Ahsoka Tano: I was about to post a intellectual comment about the show but then I read that and let me just say Master Kenobi you've been burned.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: -_- I'm just gonna go back to Netflix. It doesn't judge me.
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Obi-Wan Kenobi has updated his relationship status to In a Relationship with Netflix.
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Netflix: :-* <3
Obi-Wan Kenobi: :-* <3
Anakin Skywalker: srsly master
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Yes Anakin.
Satine Kryze: Wait, what dies this mean for us? Are you leaving me!?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Yes.
Satine Kryze: What!?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: #SorryNotSorry
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Satine Kryze updated her status: Just went through a rough break up....
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Padmé Amidala: Oh my gosh! I'm here for you!
Satine Kryze: Thanks you Padmé
Pre Vizla: mwhahahaha ^~^
Satine Kryze: srsly. not now man.
Pre Vizla: ^~^
Padmé Amidala: You better back off creep or I'll hit you so hard you'll be decapitated again.
Darth Maul: Hm.. I like her
Anakin Skywalker: She's mine...
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Luke Skywalker updated his status: Wow, I'm really loving all these shows on Netflix! Seriously, so many to watch.
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Han Solo: Isn't it great?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: So your the one my girl is cheating on me with...
Luke Skywalker: Satine!? No I would never.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: NOT SATINE. WE BROKE UP 10 MINUTES AGO.
Luke Skywalker: WHAT.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I'm talking about Netflix ya idjit.
Luke Skywalker: You can date netflix? Is that possible?
Leia Organa: Obi-Wan has obviously been watching to much Supernatural, he just used one of Bobby's catchphrases.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Ah you watch Supernatural too!?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: BACK TO MY POINT. I noticed something was up with Netflix. There was a lag... I knew she was cheating...
Han Solo: Guys guys. First off, Obi-Wan Kenobi , quit being stupid. Netflix isn't a person so you can't date it! You basically broke up with your wife or girlfriend, WHATEVER SHE IS TO YOU, for nothing.
Luke Skywalker: Thank you Han!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: This isn't over...
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Obi-Wan updated his status: Satine Kryze, please take me back...
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Satine Kryze: Well...
Obi-Wan Kenobi: ?
Satine Kryze: It's to late Obi... I've moved on.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: MOVED ON!? TO WHO?
Netflix: Yo, Babe, why you talking to him.
Satine Kryze: Sorry Babe, just letting the ex down easy.
Netflix: ;)
Satine Kryze: ;)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: WHAT.
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Obi-Wan has Kenobi has blocked Netflix.
Obi-Wan Kenobi has blocked Satine Kryze.
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Favorite show to binge watch on Netflix?
There's seriously so many, but my top 10 are; Arrow, The Flash, The Clone Wars, Supernatural, The Walking Dead, Parks and Recreation, Attack On Titan, Gotham, and Family Guy.
