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Ahsoka Tano is now engaged to Lux Bonteri
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Fan girls and Boys: OMG FINALLY OMG OMG OMG OMG CANT BREATHE DYING. SOMEONE. HELP. *DIES*
Anakin Skywalker: Ahsoka? Why did you post this? The council will see!
Ahsoka Tano: I'm sorry master, you must be confused. I'm not a jedi anymore.
Fan Girls and Boys: THE FEELS!!!!
Anakin Skywalker: Oh yeah... I've been trying to delete that episode....
Clone Wars Creators: Good luck. We keep all of our episode history locked away in a secret, way deep underground vault.
Anakin Skywalker: Challenge accepted.
Fan Girls: ANAKIN'S HAIR OMG OMG *DIES*
Anakin Skywalker: ^ ?¿
Ahsoka Tano: ....
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Anakin Skywalker updated his status: Bout to sneak into the Clone Wars Creators secret vault.
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Obi-Wan Kenobi: Great, I'll get the rescue party ready...
Anakin Skywalker: Good call, I'll need an escape.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: *Face palm*
Clone Wars Creators: Like we said, it's secret, and underground. Plus there's like 50 security guards guarding the vault.
Anakin Skywalker: Well I just walked in... no guards... just a wooden door.....
Clone Wars Creators: Great, we forgot we gave them a few vacation days...
Anakin Skywalker: Excellent, now I need a pass code. Hmmm.... maybe Anakinisawesome
Clone Wars Creators: Not even close!
Anakin Skywalker: Anakinisawesome123, password accepted!
Clone Wars Creators: Great. He knows.
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Obi-Wan Kenobi updated his status: About to go save Anakin, for like the 50th time...
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Anakin Skywalker: Don't worry master I got this!
Ahsoka Tano: ... Don't sweat it, I'll save him.
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Anakin Skywalker updated his status: Let's see, a whole safe called "bonus content"... useless. A safe called "Season 5"... I'll just delete this.
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Darth Sidious: Not today Skywalker. You aren't gonna delete my best fight scene!
Anakin Skywalker: Oh sorry Mr Wrinkles. I was just gonna delete the last arc. Also that droid arc.
Darth Sidious: Hmmmm.... why should I trust a Jedi.
Anakin Skywalker: Um.... do I smell smoke?
Darth Sidious: Was that a detonator!?
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Ahsoka Batsnips Tano: This is for the best master...
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Obi-Wan Kenobi: What did you do?
Ahsoka Batsnips Tano: You'll see.
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Anakin Skywalker updated his status: I woke up in the med bay... apparently I was passed out. What happened?
12 people like this
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Obi-Wan Kenobi: A dark ship boarded my ship and dropped you off. The person wore all black and had a mask so I couldn't tell who it was.
Ahsoka Tano: ;)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: ;)
Anakin Skywalker: What's with da winking!?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Nothing...
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Ahsoka Tano updated her status: Sometimes we must overcome great obsticles to protect the things we love. By that I mean hurt certain people to protect my favorite show and my fate...
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Anakin Skywalker: Must be talking about someone else...
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