TR-2342 updated his status: Kylo Ren is on another rampage, guess we're gonna have to get new walls soon...
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General Hux: I'll go ahead and place the order...
CY-0108: Yeah I'm just gonna go hide in the bathroom now...
Kylo Ren: You guys know I can see this right...
CY-0108: TAKE IT DOWN.
TR-2342: I CAN'T! IT WON'T LET ME.
CY-0108: R.I.P man. You will be missed...
TR-2342: :O
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Matt the Radar Technician updated his status: Hi I'm Matt, I'm new here. Starkiller base blew up so I'm here now...
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Technician Girl: Hey! New guy! I didn't say you could surf the web! We gotta fix some stuff!
Matt the Radar Technician: I was just getting to it.
Technician Girl: um hm... you better, I need my muffin!
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Matt the Radar Technician updated his status: Some jerk face just kicked my tools across the floor... Feeling- Annoyed -_-
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First Order Officer: So "Matt" tried to show us Kylo Ren's lightsaber during lunch today. I'm 90 percent sure he's Kylo Ren...
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Starlord: Yeah, well I'm 12 percent sure!
Captain Phasma: Starlord!? What the heck are you doing here!?
Starlord: Oops, wrong fandom!
Captain Phasma: Fandom?.... ok...
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Boba Fett updated his status: So I met this amazing girl last night. She had such beautiful chrome armor. And get this! We're so alike! We both just stand around while all the major characters do the heavy lifting. Also we've both only had like 5 lines, yet they still love us! Well, she's been having a hard time lately...
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Captain Phasma: They tried to put me in the trash compactor!
Han Solo: Is that still an option?
Kylo Ren: SHUT UP DAD YOUR DEAD
Han Solo: But am I dead?
Kylo Ren: Wut
Han Solo: Idiot, I'm trying to say I didn't die.
Kylo Ren: Dad this isn't Supernatural. I stabbed you in the chest. You dead.
Han Solo: No son. I am not kill.
Kylo Ren: Well if you aren't kill than what are you?
Han Solo: The Illumanti. ⚠
Kylo Ren: kriff I hate you.
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Finn updated his status: Having a great time at the resistance base! Poe taught me how to fly an X-Wing, sort-of.
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Poe Dameron: :D
FN-2929: TRAITOR!
Finn: Not this again...
Finn: Wait, Han or Chewie shot you!
FN-2929: TRAITOR!
Finn: This is already old...
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Finn has blocked FN-2929
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R.I.P FN-2929, he died for our spins.
Want your own stormtrooper ID!? Follow this simple equation below:
The first letter of your first name + the last letter of your muddle name + and the month and day of your birthday.
What's yours? Comment below, I may use them in a future chapter.
Mine is CY-0108, aka, the trooper in the first post.
