Boba Fett updated his status: I hate being stuck in this Sarlacc pit! There isn't any WiFi! >.>
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Darth Vader: If there is no WiFi then how are you updating your status?
Boba Fett: I had to switch to my 4G...
Darth Vader: Won't that run up your bill?
Boba Fett: Ugh yes, but it's boring down here.... I know, you can come save me!
Darth Vader: Eh, you weren't that helpful...
Boba Fett: Are you kidding me! I lured Han Solo and your son to you! I've done so many things for you!
Darth Vader: Like what?
Boba Fett: Um.... Once I went to Space Mcdonalds just to get you a milkshake.
Darth Vader: I never asked for that. I can't even eat.
Boba Fett: I was trying to be nice man!
Darth Vader: I take offense to the milkshake thing.
Boba Fett: Really -_-
Darth Vader: Yes, you hurt my feelings.
Boba Fett: You are a Sith lord. You shouldn't have feelings!
Darth Vader: Well... I do..
Boba Fett: I'm so done with this...
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Ezra Bridger updated his status: Aw man why can't we celebrate Easter like those people on Earth!
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Zeb Orrelios: Because this isn't earth...
Jar-Jar Binks: What is earth?
Ezra Bridger: We would explain, but you wouldn't get it...
Jar-Jar Binks: Yousa right..
Zeb Orrelios: And yall think I lack brain cells.
Sabine Wren: Um, we never said that Zeb.
Zeb Orrelios: once or twice you have!
Sabine Wren: Oh... well then... Our argument was invalid.
Jar-Jar Binks: Mesa seeing all these big wordsas! Mesa can barelysa read!
Ezra Bridger: wut -_-
Sabine Wren: Just ignore him Ezra...
Ezra Bridger: But, I...
Sabine Wren: Just ignore him.
Ezra Bridger: I...
Sabine Wren: SHHHH
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Hera Syndulla updated her status: WHY IS THERE A HUGE TAUNTAUN WITH PINK EAR THINGS IN MY SHIP? I DEMAND ANSWERS EZRA BRIDGER AND ZEB ORRELIOS.
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Sabine Wren: Hera stop yelling! We don't want to wake Ezra!
Hera Syndulla: So this was your doing?
Sabine Wren: No, it was Space Dad's.
Hera Syndulla: WHO?
Zeb Orrelios: You know, Kanan.
Hera Syndulla: You called him Space Dad...
Sabine Wren: Ugh, Spacemom doesn't understand teenage slang.
Zeb Orrelios: Word.
Sabine Wren: Zeb Shutup, your like 44 in whatever species you are...
Zeb Orrelios: :O Sabine! Your always so nice to me.
Sabine Wren: Well, I'm kind of busy... doing things.
Hera Syndulla: Ok, whatever, anyways. WHY IS THERE A TAUNTAUN IN MY SHIP.
Kanan Jarrus: Oh yeah, it's this thing for Ezra.
Hera Syndulla: You could have told me. And what do you have planned?
Kanan Jarrus: A SURPRISE NOW GUARD EZRA'S ROOM. AND DON'T LET HIM OUT.
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Sabine Wren updated her status: Wow Spacemom and Spacedad know nothing of teenage culture... #Lame
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Kanan Jarrus: -_- Rly Sabine...
Hera Syndulla: Isn't teenage culture being lazy?
Sabine Wren: No! Well... Yes...
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Ezra Bridger: So I woke up and Hera told me I can't leave my room. I ask why and she said Zeb was mopping the floors? What's a mop? And Zeb doing work. HAHA that's funny.
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Zeb Orrelios: Really Hera. This is what you came up With?
Ezra Bridger: Ok I know your hiding something. I'm not stupid.
Kanan Jarrus: Well were about done setting up.
Hera Syndulla: GOOD.
Ezra Bridger: Well... I'm not sure if I should be scared or excited. I'll keep everyone updated.
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Ezra Bridger: There's a creature thing in the cockpit... what is this thing and why is Chopper trying to fight it?
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Sabine Wren: It was a surprise Easter Tauntaun, but Chopper wanted to beat it up...
Ezra Bridger: So that thing brought candy and stuff like that legend from Earth?
Kanan Jarrus: Well we lost it....
Ezra Bridger: How do you lose a bag of junk food... -_-
Zeb Orrelios: Well... Idk we just did.
Ezra Bridger: #Lame
Sabine Wren: #Retweet
Ezra Bridger: Love you Sabine
Sabine Wren: Oh cut it out...
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Well an Easter chapter, sortof.... And it's late....
