A/N: Okay just pretend I published this yesterday because Riley's birthday was yesterday (November 15) (aka the day the episode 'Birth' aired)
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ZelenaMills: Happy first birthday to my beautiful daughter, Riley Fruitsnackia Hood-Mills💚
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ReginaOfLocksley: I can't believe it's been a year since she was born
EmmaSwan: Doesn't that mean it's been almost a year since we threw the party for Regina to show how much we love her?
BelleGold: But especially you, Robin, and her children
EmmaSwan: 🙄🙄
ReginaOfLocksley: OutlawSwanQueen is never going to be a thing
RedRidingHood: But it's what happens when we ship both Outlaw Queen and SwanQueen
ReginaOfLocksley: Then stop
RedRidingHood: You can't just *stop* shipping something
BelleGold: ^^^
QueenOfHearts: You people understand me
ZelenaMills: Finally, she's picked up on something
ReginaOfLocksley: Well at least now we know where your obliviousness comes from
ZelenaMills: 🙄🙄
QueenOfHearts: WAIT IS SWANQUEEN CANON
ReginaOfLocksley: NO
ReginaOfLocksley: If SwanQueen was canon, do you think my username would still be ReginaOfLocksley?
QueenOfHearts: It's just like that because Robin doesn't know yet
EmmaSwan: If it hypothetically was canon, Robin would know now
EmmaSwan: But it's not canon
QueenOfHearts: Are you sure
EmmaSwan: Yes
AshleyBoyd: I feel so bad for Robin and Neal right now
AshleyBoyd: Everyone's acting like their significant others are in love with each other
ReginaOfLocksley: But we're not!
EmmaSwan: ^^^
ZelenaMills: sO who wants to help me plan a birthday party for Riley?
ReginaOfLocksley: ME
ZelenaMills: I'm thinking it should be on Saturday
ReginaOfLocksley: Sounds good to me
PirateMilah: AND THEN GUESS WHAT HAPPENS ON SUNDAY
ReginaOfLocksley: THE LIBRARIANS WILL RETURN
BelleGold: BUT IT'S ON AT EIGHT😭😭😭
ReginaOfLocksley: Well screw the "episode", I'm watching the Librarians!
PirateMilah: Same here
BelleGold: Sounds like a good idea to me
RobinOfLocksley: You three are way too obsessed
ReginaOfLocksley: But EVLYNN
CaptainHook: Not this again🙄
ReginaOfLocksley: Do you want to fight me?
RobinOfLocksley: Nope, no fighting allowed
ReginaOfLocksley: But Robin....
RobinOfLocksley: But Regina....
ReginaOfLocksley: Fine, but only because I love you
RedRidingHood: Outlaw Queen 😍😍😍
HenryMills: And the world was right again
SnowWhite: Because Outlaw Queen
ReginaOfLocksley: Bets on how long until the Seer comes in shouting about something?
MissDarkSwan: Would you prefer I come in and shout about something instead?
ReginaOfLocksley: Maybe
EmmaSwan: SOMEONE SAVE ME
MissDarkSwan: And you wonder why we villains claim someone's light side is their weak part
ReginaOfLocksley: Emma is not weak!
MissDarkSwan: Without me she is
ReginaOfLocksley: She's not weak, and I will stand by that statement until the day I die
HenryMills: And the world fell apart
EmmaSwan: She's right, I am weak
NealCassidy: No you are not
NealCassidy: You are Emma Swan and Emma Swan is the farthest thing from weak there is
CaptainHook: ^^^
ReginaOfLocksley: ^^^
AshleyBoyd: If Regina and Hook are agreeing on something, you know it has to be true
EmmaSwan: True
MissDarkSwan: So you're all siding with her?
MissDarkSwan: Just don't forget that we are the same person
MissDarkSwan: *fades into the shadows*
ReginaOfLocksley: Well we know she's definitely Emma's dark half
NealCassidy: Because no other villain would leave an instagram conversation with "*fades into the shadows*"
ReginaOfLocksley: Pretty much
HenryMills: And so the world was once again at peace
MulanTheWarrior: I have a question
ZelenaMills: About...?
MulanTheWarrior: Liking someone but at the same time being annoyed by them and sassing them away every chance you get?
SnowWhite: *everyone slowly looks to Outlaw Queen*
ReginaOfLocksley: Well
RobinOfLocksley: Um
ReginaOfLocksley: You see
RobinOfLocksley: We just
ReginaOfLocksley: Sort of
RobinOfLocksley: I don't know what to say
ReginaOfLocksley: Neither do I
MulanTheWarrior: You guys do realize the Locksleys aren't the only people who can answer this, right?
PirateMilah: Kiss them out of rage
ReginaOfLocksley: Yeah pretty much
RobinOfLocksley: ^^^
ReginaOfLocksley: Wait Milah how did you know that?
PirateMilah: uM
PirateMilah: That's what happened with Rumple and I
MrGold: wha
MrGold: I mean YES THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED
MrGold: I tripped when I was typing so I sent the wrong thing at first
BelleGold: *facepalm*
ReginaOfLocksley: Something is not right in the world....
HenryMills: Wait that's my line!!
ReginaOfLocksley: sorry 🙊
HenryMills: Something is not right in the world....
ZelenaMills: How about we ignore the world and plan Riley's birthday party????
ReginaOfLocksley: Okay
ReginaOfLocksley: Come on, Robin!
RobinOfLocksley: Wait I didn't sign up for this
ReginaOfLocksley: You signed up for this by being her father
RobinOfLocksley: Fine, fine
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A/N: So Riley is one year old and I remember creating Zelena's list of baby names for her like it was yesterday😂😂