chapteer ' 19 !
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{Jamaica, Queens, 8:36 pm, July 27th}
(Diggy is sitting around watching 'Love Actually' and Tremaine and Lexi are looking at him)
Tre: What the fuck? Nigga—
Diggy: (throws the remote at Tre) Go fucking nuts!
Lexi: What's wrong, 'cuz?
Diggy: I lost her again.
Lexi: Ugh, what now?
Diggy: In a way, I basically called her a slut.
Tre: Now you know your moms would tear that ass up if she heard you say some shit like that.
Lexi: For once, I agree. Now why'd you come back here?
Diggy: I said I had some business to take care of.
Tre: What's the business?
Diggy: I don't know.
Lexi: You could've stayed down there and got her back, dummy.
Diggy: She ain't that easy to get back with.
Tre: You did make a smart move coming back up here.
Lexi&Diggy: What? How?
Tre: Now that you're here, you can go and straighten shit out with that looney bitch you was with. Find out how y'all taking care of this baby.
Diggy: (eyes widen) You're right! I could definitely see her and we could talk this whole thing out, parent to parent.
Lexi: Ummm...but you ain't a parent yet.
Diggy: (shrugs) Whatever.
Diggy's Phone: I love my baby! No I love you more! Baby, answer zeeeeeee phone! Teehee.
Tre: Who that?
Diggy: Shani.
[Phone Convo]
Diggy: Hello?
Shani: Hi babe!
Diggy: (sighs) How many times do I have to say I'm not your boyfriend?
Shani: ANYWAYS, you need to come see your baby.
Diggy: What?!
Shani: Yup. He's here. You need to see your son.
Tre&Lexi: (playing Penn's YouTube video) You need to shut...the fuck...up!
[A/N: it's funny af , even tho its only 2-4 seconds long <3 . it should be on the side >>>]
Diggy: It's a boy?
Shani: Yeah.
Diggy: (grabs his jacket and his car keys) I'll be over there in a sec.
Shani: (P.O.V.: Oh shit! Shit...shit...shit! I gotta find a cover up! Damn it! Wait! I have a baby brother. Duh. I'll just use him! Perfect!) Okay. See you in a few!
Diggy: Sure will.
[End Of Phone Convo]
Diggy: I'm out.
Lexi: Something don't add up with that story.
Diggy: Don't care. I gotta see my son! (speeds out the house)
Tre: What you mean that the story don't add up?
Lexi: Think about it, Tremaine. How could a baby be induced in the first trimester? (Tre looks at her confused and she rolls her eyes) How long did it take Tay to be born?
Tre: Nine months.
Lexi: Tre, that bitch is only 2 months along. How the hell did she give birth?
Tre: Oh shit...that gold-digging-bald-headed-heffer!
Lexi: The orangutan looking ho.
Tre: Pass that phone and dial 1888-45-Maury!
[A/N: yesss iknow Maury's # by heart , lmao . ]
Lexi: It's bout to go down.
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{Shani's House, Bedstuy, Brooklyn, 10:04 pm}
(Shani's is setting up her baby brother, Drew's, room when her mom knocks on the door)
Sherazade (Shani's Mom): Hey cupcake!
Shani: Hi mom. (looks at her mother's black cocktail dress and her Christian Louboutin heels) Where you going?
Sherazade: Don't worry about it.
Shani: Ummm...I should if I'm watching Devan and Drew by myself and you're leaving out the house dressed like a — fill in the blank.
Sherazade: For your information, I'm the mother and you're the daughter. Secondly, I have a date.
Shani: Ew. "Muchacho Taco Del Rio" is back?
Sherazade: Stop it, Shaniya. I think Carlos is a nice man.
Shani: (mutters) Yeah, for a green card.
Sherazade: NIYA! (gives her a stern look)
Shani: (monotonously speaking) Sorry mom.
Sherazade: I'll be home around 12. (walks over to Drew's crib and kisses Drew on the cheek)
أنا أحبك. (Translation: I love you. *In Arabic*)
Shani: Love you too.
Devan: (in the other room) BYE MOM!
Sherazade: Bye honey! (leaves out the door)
Shani: (to Drew) I guess it's just me and you.
Devan: And me! (walks into Drew's room)
Shani: I need a favor from you, bro.
Devan: Is there money or girls involved?
Shani: Ummm...no.
Devan: Good. Can't break that restraining order from that girl down the block.
Shani: How the—(shakes head) nevermind. But I need you to not tell my boyfriend that this is our brother.
Devan: Why?
Shani: He thinks I gave birth when I'm really didn't.
Devan: Ohhhh...(Jamie Foxx voice) She take my money! When I'm in need!
Shani: (rolls eyes) Shut up.
Devan: Who's your boyfriend anyway?
Shani: Diggy Simmons.
Devan: Somebody's delusional. (rolling on the floor laughing)
Shani: It's true!
Devan: (still laughing) I'll believe it when I see it.
(doorbell rings)
Devan: I'll get it! (jumps to the door) Who is it?
Diggy: It's Diggy.
Devan: (unlocks the door) This is some bull—(opens it and sees Diggy) SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! YOU'RE EFFIN' DIGGY SIMMONS!
Diggy: (laughs) I know.
Devan: I love your music, bro. Especially 'Copy and Paste'. You know, I do a lil' sum. Me and you can collab and be like a new era Jay-Z and Kanye.
Diggy: Well—
Shani: (comes out the room with Drew in her hands and shoves Devan out the way) Goodbye, douchebag.
Devan: Whatever. (sings 'Gold Digger' and walks to his room) I ain't saying she a gold digger, but she ain't messing with no broke nigga.
Diggy: (looks at Drew) So this is him?
Shani: Yeah. His name is Drew.
Diggy: Can I hold him?
Shani: (nods) Yeah. You can sit if you want. (sits on the couch and Diggy follows)
Diggy: Why didn't you tell me you was having the baby?
Shani: (lying) I wasn't sure if you'd come.
Diggy: You already know I would've. So this is it?
Shani: (nods) Look, I know we're young and all, but—
Sherazade: (comes back in the house, looking for something) Damn it! Shani, where's my phone?
Shani: Upstairs, 2nd drawer.
Sherazade: Okay...(looks at Diggy) OH. MY. GOD. You're Diggy Simmons!
Diggy: (laughs) Yeah.
Sherazade: What you doing here?
Diggy: Came to see my son.
Shani: (P.O.V.: FUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!)
Sherazade: What son?
Diggy: What do you mean what son? (looks at Shani)
Sherazade: Shani, what the hell is he talking about?
Shani: Ummm--
Diggy: My son is right there, (points at Drew) right Shani?
Sherazade: Um, that's my son, Diggy. That's her brother. (turns to Shani) What the hell are you doing?
Shani: ALRIGHT FINE! I LIED, OKAY? ABOUT THE WHOLE PREGNANCY! I JUST WANTED YOU TO MYSELF AND ONLY ME!
Diggy&Sherazade: YOU WHAT?!
Diggy: He's not my son?
Shani: No. He's my baby brother.
Sherazade: I'll deal with you when I get home. (looks at Diggy) Have a nice night, and I apologize for this.
Diggy: Apology accepted. (turns to Shani) WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Shani: (crying) I'm sorry!
Diggy: You're the reason why me and Biz broke up. I was trying to take care of our son! But turns out he's not even MINE....HE'S YOUR DAMN MOTHER'S! (punches the wall)
Shani: I wanted you...and the only way I could have you is by lying about it!
Diggy: You sick, delusional bitch. (shakes his head and glares at her)
Shani: I'M NOT DELUSIONAL! I WANT WHAT THE HELL I WANT AND THAT'S FINAL!
Diggy: Don't call, text, or even look at me wrong.
Shani: Just remember, it's my word against yours. (glares at Diggy and gets in his face) Who'd believe you over this innocent small-town girl?
Diggy: (P.O.V.: If she's screwed, she screws me, and then I'm screwed. Smart ass.) Whatever. At least, I'll have dignity. (slams the door and calls Biz)
Shani: This ain't over...and trust it'll never be. (grabs her laptop and begins typing)
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[Phone Convo]
Biz: What?
Diggy: We gotta talk.
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awwwwwh snap ! it's REALLY 'bout to go down . [;
Who'll win ?
who'll lose ?
gee , this is worst than the Justin Bieber case .
loooooooool . !
*Mindless Fact Of The Day*
its a baby boy ! Ray has a baby bro named Tayshaun . & he's a week old . !
....#JealousCuzINeedASiblingPreferablyASisterOrSomebodyFromMBExceptRocRayNPrinceCuzTheyMyHubbies&ProdIsLikeMyBroFromAnotherMofo :]