Author's Note: I started writing this before the episode aired last night (5x20 'Firebird'), so let's just say this takes place before the episode.
Direct Message from EmmaSwan to BelleFrench, BraveMerida, CaptainHook, HenryMills, MrGold, NealCassidy, PrinceCharming, ReginaOfLocksley, RobinOfLocksley, SnowWhite, WickedWitchOfTheWest
EmmaSwan: I'm so bored
NealCassidy: I think you mean B😃RED
EmmaSwan: YES
WickedWitchOfTheWest: Yo where's my daughter
ReginaOfLocksley: Yo she's with me
WickedWitchOfTheWest: That doesn't answer my question
ReginaOfLocksley: I'm upstairs watching Big Hero 6 with Robin
WickedWitchOfTheWest: I'm not sure all of that information was necessary, but I know you enjoy showing off your boyfriend, so whatever
ReginaOfLocksley: What?
WickedWitchOfTheWest: I'M COMING FOR MY BABY
ReginaOfLocksley: Okay
BraveMerida: I'm so bored
EmmaSwan: Same
BelleFrench: Same
SnowWhite: I'm watching Roland right now!!
ReginaOfLocksley: (ง'̀-'́)ง u wanna fight, punk?
SnowWhite: You've spent too much time around my daughter
ReginaOfLocksley: And not enough time around Roland
RobinOfLocksley: WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING OVER MY SON?!
SnowWhite: Because he's a cutie
ReginaOfLocksley: MY cutie
SnowWhite: Because he's your step-son
BelleFrench: I'm so bored
MrGold: Have we not already been through this?
NealCassidy: INCONCEIVABLE!
EmmaSwan: What?
NealCassidy: I'm watching The Princess Bride
EmmaSwan: Well it's better than being bored
PrinceCharming: I love that movie!
HenryMills: Me too!!
EmmaSwan: Me three!!!
PrinceCharming: Swan-Cassidy family!!
CaptainHook: nooooooooooooo
EmmaSwan: Why do I feel like Regina is Princess Buttercup?
ReginaOfLocksley: What kind of name is Princess Buttercup?
ReginaOfLocksley: And I would never, Never, neveR, NeVeR, nEvEr, nEVER, NEVEr, NeVEr, neVEr, NEveR, nEvER, NEVer, neVeR, NeVer, neVER, NeVER, nEveR, NEVER fall for a pirate
ReginaOfLocksley: I only date thieves and stable boys
RobinOfLocksley: yessss
NealCassidy: yessss
ReginaOfLocksley: What?
NealCassidy: What?
NealCassidy: Don't worry, I only date saviors
EmmaSwan: And Seers
NealCassidy: No
EmmaSwan: Yes
ReginaOfLocksley: Wait
ReginaOfLocksley: But I pretended to be the savior in Camelot and I was sort of the savior in Isaac's universe
NealCassidy: I definitely did NOT know that in the slightest at all whatsoever
ReginaOfLocksley: Mmmm-hmmmm
EmmaSwan: evilfire
SnowWhite: What happened to everyone shipping Outlaw Queen?!
EmmaSwan: I still ship it
NealCassidy: Same here
ReginaOfLocksley: EvilFire is just the ship that could hypothetically happen if Robin and I got into some sort of fight and broke up and Neal comforted me and we fell for each other and I brought him back from the dead so we could get married
BraveMerida: That is oddly specific, are you okay?
ReginaOfLocksley: No
HenryMills: I'M SO BORED
NealCassidy: *B😃RED
HenryMills: DID YOU ADD A SMILE BECAUSE SMILING'S YOUR FAVORITE
NealCassidy: IT'S MAY
NealCassidy: M A Y
EmmaSwan: NO WE WILL NEVER STOP QUOTING ELF
PrinceCharming: WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
NealCassidy: YELLING'S THEIR FAVORITE
EmmaSwan: YASSSS
ReginaOfLocksley: (ง'̀-'́)ง swan.
EmmaSwan: (ง'̀-'́)ง locksley.
RobinOfLocksley: aaaaaaaand they're fighting again
HenryMills: Why have my moms decided to be worst enemies again? I thought this was over with when I was, like, eleven
SnowWhite: Apparently not
EmmaSwan: It's okay, Henry
ReginaOfLocksley: We still love you
HenryMills: No
HenryMills: Until you two stop fighting, Neal is my only parent
NealCassidy: finally
NealCassidy: my time has come
WickedWitchOfTheWest: I'm so bored
ReginaOfLocksley: That's the sixth time somebody has said that
WickedWitchOfTheWest: I'm so glad you can count
ReginaOfLocksley: ಠ_ಠ
SnowWhite: Awwww that's the same face Robin used the other day
ReginaOfLocksley: Yup
SnowWhite: Awwww that's the same face your husband used the other day
ReginaOfLocksley: Nope
SnowWhite: Why?
ReginaOfLocksley: All I feel is deny, deny, denial
EmmaSwan: TØP YASSSS
EmmaSwan: I mean (ง'̀-'́)ง locksley.
ReginaOfLocksley: (ง'̀-'́)ง swan.
SnowWhite: The fact that Emma called Regina "Locksley" 😍💘💞
ReginaOfLocksley: ಠ_ಠ
SnowWhite: （≧∇≦）
BelleFrench: I'm so bored
BelleFrench: The Netherworld is so BORING
SnowWhite: I know!
DorothyGale: ^^^
BelleFrench: Wait, so who all here has been under a sleeping curse besides me?
SnowWhite: 🙋🏻
HenryMills: 🙋🏽
PrinceCharming: 🙋🏼
DorothyGale: 🙋🏽
SnowWhite: And Aurora has been under it too
EmmaSwan: Obviously someone has something against the Charmings
ReginaOfLocksley: Yeah................wonder who that could be.....................
ReginaOfLocksley: Although, David decided it was a wonderful idea to go under the sleeping curse himself; that was not my fault
BelleFrench: Kinda like what I did
BelleFrench: Except your spouse didn't kidnap anyone to get revenge 😒😒
MrGold: Well, you see, I'm really just getting leverage over Hades, so he will rip up the contract, which he hopefully will
BelleFrench: Sure
BelleFrench: I wonder what would happen if I jumped into this fiery room below me...
MrGold: BELLE NO
BelleFrench: Just a thought
EmmaSwan: Well I'm going back to playing Disney Crossy Road
ReginaOfLocksley: Same here
EmmaSwan: (ง'̀-'́)ง locksley.
ReginaOfLocksley: (ง'̀-'́)ง swan.
[EmmaSwan and ReginaOfLocksley have left the conversation]
RobinOfLocksley: Here we go again...