🚨Spoilers for 5x18 'Ruby Slippers' will follow🚨
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WickedWitchOfTheWest: Well, it's been nice spending the last two weeks with you lot, but I'm off on my own now
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ReginaOfLocksley: Finally
SnowWhite: WE MADE IT BACK TO STORYBROOKE
PrinceCharming: "We"?
RedRidingHood: Dorothy wanted to see what Storybrooke is like, so Snow let her, Mulan, and I tag along with her
HenryMills: RUBY
RedRidingHood: Yes, I already forced her to make an instagram account
HenryMills: How'd you know I would ask that?
RedRidingHood: You ALWAYS ask that
HenryMills: Fair enough
DorothyGale: I am NOT following Zelena
ReginaOfLocksley: I didn't either
WickedWitchOfTheWest: Then you two have no right to comment on my posts
ReginaOfLocksley: But I'm still here
CaptainHook: You two were like besties last week, what happened?
WickedWitchOfTheWest: I sort of maybe almost destroyed a werewolf's life?
LordOfTheUnderworld: What do you mean "almost"?
WickedWitchOfTheWest: Ruby woke Dorothy up -.-
RedRidingHood: Shut it, Witch
WickedWitchOfTheWest: If she HAD to wake up, I wanted it to be Toto who woke her!
DorothyGale: Toto is my pet...
WickedWitchOfTheWest: If a wolf could wake you up, why couldn't a dog?
RedRidingHood: She's got a point
ReginaOfLocksley: With Ruby, Snow, and Zelena gone, this apartment is emptying out really quickly
MrGold: ZELENA PUT BELLE UNDER A SLEEPING CURSE SOMEBODY HELP ME
WickedWitchOfTheWest: That's not exactly what happened
ReginaOfLocksley: Can't you just wake her up?
MrGold: I DON'T KNOW AND I'M SCARED TO TRY AND SHE DOESN'T WANT ME TO BC OF HADES AND THE CONTRACT AND STUFF
ReginaOfLocksley: Alrighty
ReginaOfLocksley: Zelena, why?
WickedWitchOfTheWest: HEAR ME OUT FIRST
WickedWitchOfTheWest: Belle came to me for help and realized that Hades could speed up her pregnancy just like Emma did mine
WickedWitchOfTheWest: I told her that if she were to go under the sleeping curse, that would pause everything, including her pregnancy, and Hades wouldn't be able to do anything
WickedWitchOfTheWest: I GAVE her the needle that I used to put Dorothy to sleep and she left
WickedWitchOfTheWest: I gave her the option of a sleeping curse, but never forced it on her
ReginaOfLocksley: Okay
ReginaOfLocksley: Gold, is that what happened?
MrGold: I think so
MrGold: Belle didn't really go into detail
BelleFrench: Yeah, that's what happened
MrGold: BELLE!!!!
RedRidingHood: How are you on instagram?
BelleFrench: Rumple was able to be on instagram while in a coma and no one questioned that
DorothyGale: What?
RedRidingHood: If you had let me give you a grand tour of the town, then maybe I would have mentioned Gold being in a coma!
SnowWhite: RUBYSLIPPERS
RedRidingHood: What?
SnowWhite: RubySlippers
SnowWhite: Red and Dorothy
SnowWhite: RubySlippers
SnowWhite: It's your ship name!
RedRidingHood: Oh man
RedRidingHood: Oh no, oh no, this is bad
SnowWhite: What?
RedRidingHood: I have a boyfriend
RedRidingHood: But I also have a girlfriend?
RedRidingHood: And I'm in Storybrooke with both of them right now
DorothyGale: Boyfriend?
DoctorWhale: Girlfriend?
RedRidingHood: I think I'm going to hibernate now
BelleFrench: Animals hibernate during the winter, not the spring
RedRidingHood: IT'S WINTER SOMEWHERE
DorothyGale: Why didn't you tell me you had a boyfriend?!
DoctorWhale: How long have you been with her?!
DorothyGale: I have a name, you know!
WickedWitchOfTheWest: Oh look, it's Zades vs WickedKing all over again
WickedWitchOfTheWest: Maybe I should mention RedWarrior to throw in some more drama
MulanTheWarrior: What?
DorothyGale: Please tell me true love is not supposed to be this messy
ReginaOfLocksley: Can't help you there, sorry
RedRidingHood: RedWarrior was NEVER a thing
RedRidingHood: No RedWarrior, no BraveWolf, and no BraveWarrior
RedRidingHood: This is only between me and Whale and Dorothy
RedRidingHood: Now if you don't mind, I'm going to use these slippers to take me to the southern hemisphere so I can hibernate
DorothyGale: Is this because I ditched you in Oz?
RedRidingHood: No, it's because I just run away from my problems
ReginaOfLocksley: Same
EmmaSwan: So THAT'S where you are
ReginaOfLocksley: I'm with Robin
SnowWhite: OH YEAH, REGINA!!
SnowWhite: Roland is fine!
SnowWhite: He's with me and Neal in the Storybrooke version of our apartment
ReginaOfLocksley: THANK YOU
EmmaSwan: So where ARE you and Robin?
ReginaOfLocksley: Well everyone was sort of scared of us in Granny's because of the incident in Aunty's, so we're in the forest
RedRidingHood: Aunty's is such a rip off restaurant
RedRidingHood: Granny's was the original and Aunty's just comes in and looks almost exactly the same uGH
EmmaSwan: You're pretty overprotective of Granny's considering you left Storybrooke
RedRidingHood: Because I spent 28+ years working there and it belongs to my Granny
RedRidingHood: You can't just spend over 28 years working somewhere and pretend it doesn't still mean something to you, especially when the place is owned by your Granny
EmmaSwan: Fair enough
ReginaOfLocksley: So we've lost Zelena, Snow, Ruby, Belle, and Gold all in the matter of one episode
ReginaOfLocksley: This apartment is actually livable again
WickedWitchOfTheWest: Until Belle wakes up and I decide to stay with you again and Snow decides to use the slippers for a quick visit to the Underworld
ReginaOfLocksley: Just let me have this moment
EmmaSwan: You aren't even at the apartment
ReginaOfLocksley: Shhhhhhhhhhhhh
ReginaOfLocksley: Everyone in the Underworld either hates us or is scared of us, that's just wonderful
EmmaSwan: I blame Hades
LordOfTheUnderworld: Guilty
ReginaOfLocksley: No one wants to become a jar of misery water
ReginaOfLocksley: We can hardly even buy food anymore
CaptainHook: Well I'm dead anyways, so
BelleFrench: And I'm under the sleeping curse so
SnowWhite: And I'm in Storybrooke so
EmmaSwan: So we don't have to buy as much food!!
CaptainHook: Wait I still want to eat
ReginaOfLocksley: Too bad
RedRidingHood: Should we visit Arendelle, the Enchanted Forest, DunBroch, or Wonderland next?
MulanTheWarrior: If we visit Arendelle, are you going to tell me that there's a lot of singing there because that's what it was like in the movie?
RedRidingHood: Maybe
ElsaOfArendelle: You should come visit us!!!
AnnaOfArendelle: Yeah!! I want to meet your maybe sort of girlfriend!!!
RedRidingHood: "Maybe sort of girlfriend"?
DorothyGale: Might I remind you of your boyfriend
RedRidingHood: I'm still trying to figure this all out
WickedWitchOfTheWest: I know how you feel
BraveMerida: I also would like to meet your maybe sort of girlfriend
DorothyGale: Can we stop referring to me as her "maybe sort of girlfriend" and just use my name instead
AnnaOfArendelle: Okay!!!
RedRidingHood: MERIDA
RedRidingHood: YOU'RE IN STORYBROOKE RIGHT NOW
DorothyGale: Oh no
RedRidingHood: ARE YOU STILL WITH THE MERRY MEN?!
BraveMerida: Yup!
DorothyGale: Welp
RedRidingHood: COME ALONG, MY MAYBE SORT OF GIRLFRIEND, WE HAVE A FRIEND TO VISIT
MulanTheWarrior: I'll come say hi later
BraveMerida: Sounds good
MulanTheWarrior: For now, I'm going to find Aurora
SnowWhite: And I am going to talk to Tink about Outlaw Queen
ReginaOfLocksley: And I am going to try and forget you said that by watching a movie with Robin
EmmaSwan: And I am going to go scare some innocent Underworld citizens
CaptainHook: eMMA NO
EmmaSwan: Bye, y'all
CaptainHook: WAIT DON'T DO THAT
CaptainHook: I gotta find her before she does too much terrorizing
CaptainHook: Bye, y'all