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RedRidingHood: Hanging with the girls ❣💫💕🍎 (picture credit to @ SnowWhite)
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WickedWitchOfTheWest: So THAT'S where you all are
RobinOfLocksley: Please tell me you didn't stay up all night playing card games
ReginaOfLocksley: Guess I won't be saying anything to you about what we've been doing
ReginaOfLocksley: But Robin, don't worry, you're a much better Kemps partner than Emma
EmmaSwan: I AM TRYING MY BEST
ReginaOfLocksley: Sure
RedRidingHood: And we learned the hard way that we shouldn't play Liar with Emma
EmmaSwan: Liar is my favorite card game ever!!
ReginaOfLocksley: Because you're a cheater!!
EmmaSwan: I'm just playing the cards I've been dealt ;)
ReginaOfLocksley: You already used that pun
EmmaSwan: I recycle my puns because if I didn't, they'd be trash ;)
ReginaOfLocksley: I'm done
RobinOfLocksley: And now she's listening to music and ignoring the world thanks to Emma's puns
EmmaSwan: The trampoline business is very risky
RobinOfLocksley: What does that have to do with anything?
EmmaSwan: It has its ups and downs
HenryMills: Good one
EmmaSwan: Thanks!
RobinOfLocksley: I don't understand your obsession with puns
NealCassidy: One time, I told Emma ten puns in an attempt to get her to laugh
NealCassidy: Sadly, no pun in ten did
EmmaSwan: YES NEAL'S IN ON IT TOO
RobinOfLocksley: Your puns are so cheesy
EmmaSwan: Well since I'm going to keep talking in puns, today is nacho lucky day
RobinOfLocksley: Regina hates you all
NealCassidy: Cheese just jealous
ReginaOfLocksley: That wasn't even funny
HenryMills: It's okay, Mom, not everybody's puns can be as grate as ours
ReginaOfLocksley: -.-
RedRidingHood: I'm pretty sure swiss cheese is the most religious cheese
RedRidingHood: Because it's so holy
EmmaSwan: Hey Ruby, did you take my cheese sauce?
RedRidingHood: Yes
EmmaSwan: That is nacho cheese!
ReginaOfLocksley: At least stop the cheese puns
EmmaSwan: Come on Regina, people who don't appreciate cheese puns end up being forever prov-alone
RobinOfLocksley: Then I guess Regina and I will be alone together
EmmaSwan: I sure hope you two don't Fall Out, Boy
ReginaOfLocksley: ROBIN WHY?!
RobinOfLocksley: I didn't mean it like that, I swear
RobinOfLocksley: But at least the cheese puns are done
NealCassidy: The cheese puns were amazing, though
NealCassidy: We'll remember them for Centuries
EmmaSwan: They were so Irresistible
RedRidingHood: But they're gone now, and we'll never know where they Wentz
EmmaSwan: We can only remember how FOB-ulous they were
ReginaOfLocksley: I am going to murder all of you
NealCassidy: Trying to figure out how to murder me might Stump you, considering I'm already dead
ReginaOfLocksley: Make it stop
KingArthur: 🎶MAKE IT STOP, MAKE IT STOP, AM I REAL OR JUST A PROP?🎶
ReginaOfLocksley: Well Arthur's singing is better than the puns
EmmaSwan: Don't be such a beach, Regina
ReginaOfLocksley: Teen Beach Movie puns now, wonderful
HenryMills: I think we all know these puns are Meant To Be
RedRidingHood: Just don't start fighting, or we'll have a pun sMack down
EmmaSwan: I'd rather just Braid-y my hair than fight tbh
NealCassidy: Fighting is pretty much just people Cruisin' for a Bruisin'
ReginaOfLocksley: I'm going to fight all of you
RobinOfLocksley: No you are not
RedRidingHood: I don't think you want me to unleash the wolf; I'll leave you howling in pain
EmmaSwan: But if you kill Regina, then Robin will be a lone wolf
ReginaOfLocksley: I thought you were going to show sone concern, but it turned out to be another pun
EmmaSwan: Werewolf?
EmmaSwan: *points at Ruby* There wolf!
ReginaOfLocksley: When will this day end?
RedRidingHood: I don't know when, but I know it will end with my slippers
ReginaOfLocksley: This is hopeless
EmmaSwan: Ruby should dress up like a sheep next Halloween
EmmaSwan: Then she'll literally be a wolf in sheep's clothing
RedRidingHood: Wool-d you really make me do that?
NealCassidy: Not unless she's a baaa-d friend
EmmaSwan: The only baaa-d friends are the ones who don't appreciate our lamb-azing puns
ReginaOfLocksley: @ me
HenryMills: Dad, what's your favorite defensive weapon?
NealCassidy: A shield, der
ReginaOfLocksley: Because I said "me" 😒🙄
EmmaSwan: Rose Tyler and Rumplestiltskin got married and then Rose invented a cell phone
EmmaSwan: She decided to call it a Rose Gold phone
RedRidingHood: Then she invented glasses that could call people
RedRidingHood: She decided to call them eyePhones
HenryMills: As long as her inventions aren't crApp
NealCassidy: Idk about the inventions, but Rose's clothes always seems to be rumpled
EmmaSwan: I've heard her inventions are gold
RedRidingHood: And she makes so much money that she was able to buy lightbulbs that properly light her apartment
RedRidingHood: Now all of the residents in her apartment building can't say her apartment is the dark one
ReginaOfLocksley: All of you need to shut up
RedRidingHood: Maybe a trip to Rose's apartment would lighten you up
ReginaOfLocksley: That wasn't even funny!
EmmaSwan: Just give into the puns, Regina
EmmaSwan: Then you and Robin can show everyone in Storybrooke what brings us together
ReginaOfLocksley: Was that....?
RedRidingHood: If Cora is the Queen of Hearts, that makes Regina a princess
RedRidingHood: So when she and Robin get married, Regina will be Robin's princess bride
ReginaOfLocksley: Yes it was a Princess Bride reference
NealCassidy: Regina seems hates Hook a lot
NealCassidy: Or maybe its just because she dreads pirates
EmmaSwan: Who are you talking to?
NealCassidy: Roberts the dreaded pirate
ReginaOfLocksley: I'm trying to decide if I should shoot myself or all of you guys
EmmaSwan: Looks like we got a threat here, guys
RedRidingHood: Maybe we should try to reason with her before we jump the gun
ReginaOfLocksley: Yup, I'm going to shoot you all and then watch Gravity Falls with Robin
EmmaSwan: Maybe you should skip the shooting us part
EmmaSwan: I think a little Dipper in your life would make you much happier
ReginaOfLocksley: NOT GRAVITY FALLS PUNS
RedRidingHood: Just give in, Regina
ReginaOfLocksley: NEVER
EmmaSwan: You can't Stan-d up to us forever
ReginaOfLocksley: I CAN IF I TRY HARD ENOUGH
RedRidingHood: Mabel-y you should stop trying
ReginaOfLocksley: I hate my life
NealCassidy: There's not too much longer until the episode
NealCassidy: But it's a mystery how you'll make it through
ReginaOfLocksley: Idk
ReginaOfLocksley: I just hope no one else comes through in a tornado tonight
ReginaOfLocksley: It'll be way too Wendy