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SnowWhite: Thanks to @ EmmaSwan and @ CaptainHook for bringing back cookies!!
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EmmaSwan: Remember when you made cookies for all of the Dark Ones after Killian raised them from the dead?
SnowWhite: Yeah
SnowWhite: Good times, good times
ReginaOfLocksley: Remember when I tried to convince Emma the Dark One can't eat cookies?
EmmaSwan: Yes -.-
ReginaOfLocksley: Good times, good times
BelleFrench: You know what I just realized?!
ReginaOfLocksley: What?
BelleFrench: Robin and Paul Blofis from PJO/HoO would probably make really good friends
RedRidingHood: d u d e
RedRidingHood: They would be as good of friends as Regina and Neal
NealCassidy: Impossible
ReginaOfLocksley: Girl
NealCassidy: Not what I was going for, but Clara Oswald is amazing, so I can't really complain
BelleFrench: But think about all of the similarities between Robin and Paul Blofis;
1. Got pulled into a world of crazy monsters/villains because of their girlfriend
2. And their girlfriend's son
3. Their girlfriend's son is a super important hero (Percy; child of the Big Three and child of the Great Prophecy, Henry; the Truest Believer and the Author)
4. Their girlfriends are freaking awesome and super underrated by the fans (excluding Evil Regals, obviously)
5. Both are the cool step-dad that every kid wants
6. Both know how to use weapons that are not guns (Paul knows swordplay and obviously Robin with his bow and arrows), but don't use their knowledge to murder people
7. Paul can't see through the Mist and Robin can't use magic, but they still both trust their girlfriends
8. Both have come in after their girlfriend was married to someone they didn't want to be married to (Smelly Gabe and Leopold)
9. And after their girlfriend lost their first love (Poseidon and Daniel)
I mean....there are a lot of similarities.....
RedRidingHood: Tbh there are a lot of similarities between Sally and Regina too
RedRidingHood: And Percy and Henry
BelleFrench: True
BelleFrench: Except when Percy was crushing on Annabeth, Sally shipped it and Regina probably secretly wants to murder Violet
ReginaOfLocksley: 😈💄🔪
ThatVioletGirl: Um
ThatVioletGirl: *slowly backs away*
NealCassidy: DON'T HURT MY BEST FRIEND!!!
ReginaOfLocksley: I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND?!
EmmaSwan: I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND?!
NealCassidy: Emma, I'm sorry, but no
EmmaSwan: 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
NealCassidy: I love you, but Regina is my best friend
NealCassidy: You and Violet are my second best friends
ReginaOfLocksley: So why did you say, 'don't hurt my best friend' when I threatened VIOLET, hmmmm????
NealCassidy: Because if you tried to hurt Violet, Henry would sacrifice himself for her and then you would end up hurting Henry and that would hurt you emotionally
ReginaOfLocksley: Or because you weren't thinking when you were typing
NealCassidy: Yeah, that's the reason
EmmaSwan: But if Neal and Regina are besties, who is my bestie?
SnowWhite: Me bc Regina left me without a bestie when she replaced me with Neal 😞
ReginaOfLocksley: I'M SORRY
EmmaSwan: WAIT NO
EmmaSwan: I HAVE MILAH
PirateMilah: YAY
SnowWhite: Guess I'll just go find James to be my bestie...
PrinceCharming: NOPE
SnowWhite: You're totally right, I'll be Cruella's bestie
SnowWhite: YOU can be James's bestie
PrinceCharming: DOUBLE NOPE
SnowWhite: Robin is okay with Regina's bestie being a guy
SnowWhite: And I really don't think it matters who Emma's bestie is, she'll tell them she loves them anyways
EmmaSwan: LOVE YOU, MILAH
PirateMilah: What?
EmmaSwan: Just proving my mom's point
SnowWhite: Thank you, Emma
EmmaSwan: Anytime
SnowWhite: Well I think we all know who the original besties are
SnowWhite: ME AND RUBY!!!!
RedRidingHood: YEAH MAN
RedRidingHood: But I mean I'm also gold friends with Mulan
MulanTheWarrior: But Aurora and I are besties
RedRidingHood: You didn't let me finish
RedRidingHood: I'm also good friends with Mulan WHICH MEANS that everybody can be friends forever and hold hands and sing Kumbaya
WickedWitchOfTheWest: No
ReginaOfLocksley: I don't sing
ReginaOfLocksley: Robin, you better shut your mouth right now
RobinOfLocksley: I wasn't going to say anything
ReginaOfLocksley: Sure
BelleFrench: I want Sour Patch Kids
BelleFrench: And Swedish Fish
BelleFrench: In a bowl of Fruit Loops
MrGold: Time to go to the store
BelleFrench: YAY!!!!
EmmaSwan: I remember those kinds of cravings
NealCassidy: You can stop there, I already feel bad enough
EmmaSwan: Except I couldn't ever relieve them because I was in jail 😒😒
NealCassidy: I'M SORRY, I'M SO SO SORYY
EmmaSwan: Well that wasn't necessary
NealCassidy: Doctor Who is always necessary
ReginaOfLocksley: True that
EmmaSwan: Regina, you should email Dan your relationship problems for his Internet Support Group videos
ReginaOfLocksley: "Hey Dan,
So, a year and several months ago, I fell for in love with my soulmate, but a few months ago, my friend brought his dead wife back through a time portal with her incompetent boyfriend. His dead wife was put under a curse that could only be broken by them going to New York and taken their son with them. Nine weeks later, I found out that it was actually my half-sister pretending to be my soulmate's dead wife, but by that point she was pregnant with his child. Six-ish weeks later, due to some tainted onion rings that sped up her pregnancy, she gave birth seven months early. So now my soulmate and I have a newborn baby girl who doesn't have a name to look after while we sort of share her with my half-sister because we're sort of staying in the same apartment at the moment. Oh, and we're also stuck in the Underworld."
EmmaSwan: Now you just have to send it in!
ReginaOfLocksley: I also have to send in my name, age, and where I live though
ReginaOfLocksley: That would be, "Regina/62 (maybe)/Storybrooke, Maine/The Enchanted Forest/The Underworld, I guess
EmmaSwan: Okay, I see your problem
EmmaSwan: I'll just send in my problems!
ReginaOfLocksley: Hold on, I'll write the e-mail for you
ReginaOfLocksley: "Hey Dan,
My boyfriend died and some friends and I went to the Underworld to bring him back, and we're together now, so I'm not really sure what the problem, is except maybe not as much screentime, but since we don't have any problems besides the fact that we're both sorta stuck in the Underworld, we don't really need screentime like some other relationships do, for example, the ones with baby issues."
EmmaSwan: Sassy much
BelleFrench: Which couple is the one with baby issues?
ReginaOfLocksley: .......
ReginaOfLocksley: All the main ones besides Captain Swan and VioletBeliever
ReginaOfLocksley: I mean, obviously for Robin and I it's Zelena's baby
ReginaOfLocksley: For Rumbelle, it's the fact that they owe Hades their baby
ReginaOfLocksley: And for Snowing, it's the fact that they left their baby
ReginaOfLocksley: Even for Zades/HeckaWicked, Zelena wants her baby, but she doesn't really want Hades to get her baby
BelleFrench: There are a LOT of baby issues in this show
SnowWhite: But we're forgetting the most important of them all
ReginaOfLocksley: Here we go again
SnowWhite: THE FACT THAT THERE'S NO OUTLAW QUEEN BABY
WickedWitchOfTheWest: OR CAPTAIN SWAN
MissNimue: OR WICKEDKING
AnnaOfArendelle: OR MERLUE
MrGold: OR WOODENDRAGON
PrinceCharming: OR CAPTAINFLOOR
BelleFrench: Wait
ReginaOfLocksley: OR SANDWITCH
BelleFrench: What?
EmmaSwan: OR BRASON
BelleFrench: Okay, that one's not even from our universe
PrinceCharming: OR SWANFIRE
EmmaSwan: OR FROZENJEWEL
SnowWhite: OR KRISTANNA
BelleFrench: We're done with this
BelleFrench: A CaptainFloor child? Really?
EmmaSwan: We have so many ships of people and inanimate objects 😂😂😂😂
EmmaSwan: CaptainFloor, SandWitch, Brason (HoO)
ReginaOfLocksley: Don't forget Drapple and Chickron
EmmaSwan: Of course!
PrinceCharming: What?
EmmaSwan: Draco Malfoy/🍏 and Ron Weasley/🍗
CaptainHook: FLOORQUEEN
ReginaOfLocksley: What?
CaptainHook: I've been working on that ship name since you and David first started shipping CaptainFloor
CaptainHook: And also FloorPrince!!
ReginaOfLocksley: Yeah, I'm just gonna go back to watching Gravity Falls with Robin so U don't insult you
CaptainHook: Woah, NOT insulting me?
ReginaOfLocksley: Robin says I insult you too much, so I'm trying to back down for him
CaptainHook: And this turned out to just be more Outlaw Queen
SnowWhite: OUTLAW QUEEN 😍😍😍😍
RedRidingHood: Same 😍😍😍😍😍😍
EmmaSwan: I really want to go on a roadtrip
ReginaOfLocksley: Where to?
EmmaSwan: Kentucky
ReginaOfLocksley: You know that KFCs are the same all around the country, right?
ReginaOfLocksley: There's nothing special about the KFCs in Kentucky
ReginaOfLocksley: If I remember correctly, Colonel Sanders was ACTUALLY born in Indiana
EmmaSwan: But he DIED in Kentucky
EmmaSwan: Anyways, that's not the reason
ReginaOfLocksley: So maybe it should be Indiana Friend Chicken....
ReginaOfLocksley: What do you think, Robin?
RobinOfLocksley: I honestly have no idea what you're talking about
ReginaOfLocksley: Fair enough
EmmaSwan: I WANT TO GO TO KENTUCKY TO WATCH A VERY SPECIAL EVENT ABOUT 6.5 HOURS FROM WHERE GALLIFREYANFAIRYTALE LIVES
ReginaOfLocksley: That's oddly specific
EmmaSwan: But I said "about"
ReginaOfLocksley: Still....
BelleFrench: So what's happening in Kentucky?
ReginaOfLocksley: WAIT BEFORE YOU ANSWER THAT I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING I AM SUCK AN IDIOT HOW DID I FORGET
ReginaOfLocksley: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVORITE SISTER, ZELENA!!!!!!!!
WickedWitchOfTheWest: But I'm your only sister
ReginaOfLocksley: And you're also my favorite sister
WickedWitchOfTheWest: Because you have no other sisters
ReginaOfLocksley: Who knows, I might
QueenOfHearts: .........
ReginaOfLocksley: See? She's being silent, which means we have another sister but YOU are my FAVORITE!!!!!
WickedWitchOfTheWest: Why are you being so nice to me?
ReginaOfLocksley: Because it's your birthday
ReginaOfLocksley: And I also might have told Robin your secret
WickedWitchOfTheWest: REGINA!
ReginaOfLocksley: He's not going to tell anyone!
SnowWhite: SO YOU'RE BOTH PREGNANT?!
SnowWhite: oh no
WickedWitchOfTheWest: Why do you think someone's pregnant every time there's a secret?
SnowWhite: o h n o
WickedWitchOfTheWest: I AM NOT PREGNANT
ReginaOfLocksley: I also told him Neal's secret
SnowWhite: NEAL IS PREGNANT?!
NealCassidy: WHAT THE HECK?!
ReginaOfLocksley: Just kidding, there's no Neal secret
ReginaOfLocksley: I was just seeing if Snow would immediately assume someone was pregnant
SnowWhite: So Regina and Neal never denied they're pregnant....
ReginaOfLocksley: I AM NOT PREGNANT
NealCassidy: You know what? I'm gonna let you figure this one out by yourself
NealCassidy: Snow, please inform yourself on the differences of male and female anatomy
EmmaSwan: NOW can I say what's happening in Kentucky tomorrow?
BelleFrench: Yes please
EmmaSwan: Well........
WicledWitchOfTheWest: Sorry, I need to yell at Regina some more
EmmaSwan: ugggggggghhhhhhhhh
ReginaOfLocksley: Um
WicledWitchOfTheWest: WHY DID YOU TELL ROBIN?!
ReginaOfLocksley: BECAUSE I HAD A NIGHTMARE WHERE YOU AND HADES HURT HENRY AND ROLAND
ReginaOfLocksley: And so I had to tell him because keeping that secret in was fueling my nightmares, but I swear I will not tell anyone else and Robin will not tell anyone either
WickedWitchOfTheWest: Promise?
ReginaOfLocksley: Promise
ReginaOfLocksley: I'll buy you a pistachio muffin to make up for it?
WickedWitchOfTheWest: IV muffins
ReginaOfLocksley: Deal
EmmaSwan: Anyone else need to yell?
ReginaOfLocksley: No, I think we're good
EmmaSwan: This weekend, gallifreyanfairytale has a Bible quiz meet in Kentucky
HenryMills: Cool!
EmmaSwan: She and the other members of her quiz team will be competing against two other churches, one of which is from Kentucky
EmmaSwan: For each quiz meet, they study a certain section of the Bible (for example, Acts chapters 5-11) and have five quizzes that are 20 questions each before the final quizzes, which determine the winner for the meet
EmmaSwan: If an individual quizzer's score throughout all three quiz meets is high enough, they are eligible to join a quiz team for nationals, which take place in late July
EmmaSwan: Alright, you can go back to yelling now
WickedWitchOfTheWest: THESE MUFFINS ARE VERY GOOD
ReginaOfLocksley: Agreed
ReginaOfLocksley: I mean, obviously I'm not going to try the pistachio one
ReginaOfLocksley: But the cinnamon roll one is good
ReginaOfLocksley: Robin, do you want a muffin?
RobinOfLocksley: Sure
ReginaOfLocksley: What kind?
HenryMills: RASPBERRY
RobinOfLocksley: Chocolate chip
ReginaOfLocksley: The deal is you have to sing happy birthday to Zelena when we get back
EmmaSwan: I'LL DO THAT FOR A MUFFIN
ReginaOfLocksley: What kind?
EmmaSwan: Cinnamon
EmmaSwan: Not cinnamon ROLL, just cinnamon
EmmaSwan: And Killy wants a chocolate one
ReginaOfLocksley: Will Killy sing happy birthday to Zelena?
EmmaSwan: Yes, Killy will sing happy birthday to Zelena
ReginaOfLocksley: Okay
ReginaOfLocksley: Anyone else?
SnowWhite: Chocolate chip
PrinceCharming: Cinnamon
BelleFrench: Rumple and I are at the shop, so we won't be back in time
RedRidingHood: I guess cinnamon roll because chocolate makes me sick
ReginaOfLocksley: Alright
ReginaOfLocksley: We're on our way back
ReginaOfLocksley: Zelena is asking why I have so many muffins and an extra coffee help
EmmaSwan: Why do you have an extra coffee?
ReginaOfLocksley: Well it's certainly not for you
EmmaSwan: Robin asked for it
ReginaOfLocksley: Yeah
ReginaOfLocksley: I told her all of the muffins are for throwing at Emma's face
EmmaSwan: Hey!
ReginaOfLocksley: We're almost back, get ready to sing
EmmaSwan: Aye, Aye, Captain
ReginaOfLocksley: I'm not a pirate
EmmaSwan: Sorry
ReginaOfLocksley: Zelena's opening the door
EmmaSwan: it's go time