"if you're the typical, beautiful girl who doesn't particularly stand out — although you are very gorgeous — then who am i?"
"you're the obnoxious jock whom a girl like me would never even imagine dating. fortunately, you're not so obnoxious."
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oh look at me being bored and writing something new
so the guy is played by matt because matt is a god, and then the female is by nina dobrev (occasionally victoria justice gifs will be used because she starred in a movie with matt. and victoria and nina look very much the same)
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