Announcer: In an All-New Dr. Phil , This beloved teenage boy band is here to share their thoughts and opinions on their lives & the drama that is connected to them. Please welcome , MINDLESS BEHAVIOR
Everyone: *claps while Prince, Ray, & EJ walk onto the stage & sits down next to Dr.Phil*
Dr. Phil: Hello how are you guys?
MB: we're good
Dr. Phil: let's get down to the chase, why EXACTLY are you guys with me today
Prince: ......cause bitch you called us & told us to come
Dr. Phil: Jacob, look- may I call you Jacob?
Prince: May I call you Omglath Marlax from the movie Coneheads?
Dr. Phil: Nooo...
Prince: Then fuck up out my face with that 'Jacob' shit. Only my momma & my probation officer calls me Jacob & quite frankly, yo ugly ass don't look like my momma so shut that shit down
Dr. Phil: ohhhhh, your the rude one out of the group
Prince: I'd like to go by the term "not a pussy" but yeah I'm rude as fuckkkkkk *twerks*
Dr. Phil: why though? What is being rude going to get you? Being rude won't get you anywhere in life
EJ: that is what I tell him *jumps up* but he never listens
Prince: *looks at EJ* who are you again?
EJ: I'm EJ😌
Prince: who?
EJ: Elijah J😐
Prince: who?
EJ: MB's lead singer
Prince: I'm sorry, who?
EJ: Elijah J...the person who's room is next to your's in the Conjunction House..
Prince: oh, you mean the dude we hired to feed the fish?
EJ: what?
Prince: by the way, you do a horrible job at feeding them like why are you even here & getting paid if your not feeding the fish!?
EJ: WHAT FISH?
Prince: the fishes you were supposed to feed!!
Ray: but Prince.. We don't even have any fish
Prince: of course we don't cause SOMEBODY *looks at EJ* didn't feed the fish
Dr. Phil: ENOUGH WITH THE FISH
Prince: who the fUCK YOU THINK YOU YELLING AT
Ray: why am I even here if I only said 3 lines in the whole story
EJ: yeah why is the story always about Prince like he's boring
Ray: and ugly
Prince: ok , now I'm finna flame you *hand points* BOY IF YOU DONT GETCHO *gets cut off*
Dr. Phil: STOP THE ARGUING! I'd like to add a few guest stars to this episode today
MB: who?
Dr. Phil: everyone please welcome WeRCharm, OMG Girlz, Prodigy & Roc Royal to the stage *stands up & claps*
* Charm , OMG , Prod & Roc comes onto the stage & sits down*
Ray: What the fuck is a Charm
Prince: Sound like some dish soap
EJ: sounds like a type of Starbucks coffee you order off the secret menu
Shania: We are a singing & dancing group that is based in ATL 😈👊
Prince: the only group I know in ATL is OMG & them hoes gone , they broke up via Instagram & shit , I was on IG that day , DMing hoes & pimping bitches, I look down my tl & I see this sad as the fuck picture made with fucking Instafont saying that OMG couldn't continue as a group, I was Y E L P I N G , I called Bahja just to laugh in her face cause the day they broke up , she saw her last check. *turns to Bahja* you remember that call boo? I bet you do , I remember it! You remember it!? Of course you do
Bahja: HA!! Prince nice to meet you again "Peace Pal" , why is it everytime we meet , you have to say something rude but since we are asking questions now , When is the next time you're going to the studio to record a verse Mr. "Spokesperson"?
Prince: The next time Lourdes gets a case of Gonorrhea of the throat so , roughly guessing , in about 2 hours
Dr. Phil: WOAH WOAH WOAH , WHERE IS ALL THIS HOSTILITY COMING FROM!?
Bahja: well , it all happened in 2013 , Me & Prince were in a relationship-*gets cut off*
Ray: you mean, Prince & I
Bahja: what?
Ray: You said Me & Prince .... It's Prince & I ...
Ej: Save your breath bro , she made a song called Incredimaziable , OBVIOUSLY she doesn't give a fuck about grammar or the English language .
Bahja: ANYWAYSSS like I was saying before Doctor. Me & Prince
Ray: *coughs*
Bahja: PRINCE & I *rolls eyes* were in a relationship, I loved him & he loved me
Prince: no I fucking didn't
Bahja: anyways , we were going steady & stuff escalated & everything went wrong...
Dr. Phil: what do you mean?
Bahja: *starts tearing up* I mean ... We .... We...
Prince: fuck all this , man we was fucking , I told her to suck my dick , & she was sucking it & she started to rub my ass , I was like "oh kinky" but I was getting uncomfortable cause I had nothing that close to my ass other than my draws , next thing you know it , she tries to shove a fucking dildo up my ass
Dr. Phil: 😧 how did you react!?
Prince: I fucking punched her ass in the fucking chest , fuck you mean "how I reacted"
Bahja: he broke my heart that day , he didn't even call me back after he left like what the fuck
Prince: SHE TRIED TO BREAK MY ASSHOLE THAT DAY
Dr. Phil: that still doesn't give a reason to break her heart!
Prince: alright so tell me , what would you do if yo girl did some trifling shit like that
Dr. Phil: well I-*gets cut off*
Prod: *shrugs* actually it's not that bad after you get used to it
Everyone: ....
Roc: who let him in here?
Prince: the same person who told you Royal was your child , he's obviously making a lot of mistakes so far.
Dr. Phil: Prodigy, are you gay?
Prod: I thought it was obvious
Ray: really?
Prod: yeah, why do you think I was upset when you liked Indya Marie's pictures!? Like she's not all that , like I can rock your world Ray , your dick would no longer be curved & yo booty hole would be spot *snaps* less *rolls his neck*
Ray: ......
EJ: well shit , I thought it would be Prince who was gay but it's Prod?
Prince: I thought so too , like this is really a plot twist , I thought I was gone be gay as fuckkkkk
Prod: Ray , tell me this , what does Indya have that I don't!?
Ray: she has a vagina
EJ: she has titties
Prince: she has talent
Bahja: she has money
Zonnique: She isn't a flop
Bre: She's a model
Prince: I heard when she cums , it's like confetti popping out of a cannon
EJ: I heard she cums glitter
Zonnique: I heard she was a hoe
Prince: SOME NERVE YOU GOT THERE TOENIQUE
Zonnique: it's Zonnique
Prince: WHATEVER ZOONIQUA YOU GOT A NERVE ,
EJ: yeah cause I heard about you
Roc: you be doing something strange for a piece a change cause I gave you 5 dollars & you sucked my dick so good , the sheets went through my ass
EJ: awwww so you're saying you gave her your whole paycheck to suck your dick ? *shakes his head*
Roc: *sighs* ohhhhh EJ , I forgot about you because I was too busy being relevant
EJ: I don't think being relevant in jail is a good thing cause I heard about some shit like that on 1000 Ways to Die , where this dude was relevant & he died from a Mandingo party
Dr. Phil: why do we keep getting off track?
Ray: maybe because your hosting is ass
Dr. Phil: well let's talk to WeRCharm , hey Charm , how are you guys
Payton: we are doing well
Prince: I see Trin isn't here , is she still recovering from last week when she had to get her stomach pumped for sucking 98 dicks? Awww, my wishes to her
Shania: I see you're still here picking on little kids Prince. Trin is still in high school when you are rocking on 20 so tell me this, when are you going to college?
Prince: I'm going to college when you learn that birth control ain't candy. Y'all some little ass girls who suck dick to get to the top and y'all not even close to the middle, let alone the top. I advise you don't ever try to fuck with me because I get paid to talk shit unlike you twiddle fuckbuckets, who get paid to have some ATL nigga play in them guts. Y'all not even a trending topic anymore, this isn't fucking 2014 anymore. Y'all dismissed, Let's talk about our new member. His name is Mikestopher and he dead ass ugly LMAO
Mike: *walks onto the stage and sits down in a chair* Actually, My name is Mike and I look better than you and that's a fact
Dr. Phil: WOAAHHH hold up there, you don't mean-
Mike: *cuts him off* shut up crimlin, I know Prince ran y'all before but now it's my time to shine, It's the Mike Movement
Everyone: *looks at Prince*
Prince: *silence*
Ray: did we just get a new dictator?
EJ: this feels weird...
Bahja: I can't believe ...
Autumn: Finally,shit . Now some hippie nigga don't have to boss us around like this is a great day for teen bands
Dr. Phil: Prince.. *turns to Prince*
Prince: *silence*
Dr. Phil: How do you feel?
Roc: i think he's broken....
Mike: HA, I told you guys i'm in charge now. I'll take that *goes up to Prince and takes his sunglasses*
Ray: His sunglasses literally didn't have any value and relevance towards us and the fact that he's everyone's favorite in this book.
Mike: I know *puts them on his face* I just like them
Roc: I feel hurt inside
Mike: the same "hurt" you felt when Desiree said she was pregnant or?
Roc: He took Prince's spot 5 minutes ago and he's already hurting my feelings
Ray: if Prince isn't going to be the leader anymore, I'm leaving *pulls his contract out of his pocket*
Mike: rip it up and you'll become more of a crackhead than you already are
Ray: YOU KNOW WHAT *rips up his contract and his MINDLESS BEHAVIOR badge falls off*
EJ: oh my
Roc: He didn't just...
Prod: NO ONE TALKS TO MY BOYFRIEND LIKE THAT
Ray: I'm not your fucking boyfriend
Mike: *jumps up from his seat* ARE YOU GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT?!
Prod: I SURE AM! PRODIGY IS GETTING UP FROM HIS SEAT *pulls his lube out of his pocket* BABY, HOLD MY THINGS *throws his stuff at Ray*
Ray: *dodges it and it hits Bahja in the face* First of All ,Your name is not Prodigy, Its Craig
EJ: Second of all, stop talking in third person. It makes it seem like the person who is writing this story forgot to put asterisks around an action. This story is already in basic format, you want them to seem more stupid than they already do?
Prod: I'm just sticking up for my boyfriend
Ray: I'm not your fucking boyfriend Craig
Prod: Baby please , let's not argue now. We have guests
Dr. Phil: i quit, This story isn't even going as planned. All this is coming out the ass now and I'm done *takes microphone off and walks off stage*
Charm: *stands up and starts to leave*
Ray: where the fuck are y'all going?
Xi: Um, Phil paid us to lick his balls after he gets off stage and it's not lit anymore so we just gonna go
Shania: This was fun
Prod: remember to not swallow unless there is at least 3 zeros after the 1st number
Charm: *leaves*
Zonnique: I don't know about y'all but this story has been so scandalous
Mike: You know what else is scandalous? Those tired ass notes you try to push out in every song you do.
EJ: i miss Prince being in charge, his threats and comments are so creative.
Prince: *comes on stage, looks at everyone , touches "Prince" * SHIT, its out of batteries *looks for battery panel* AYE ANY OF YALL GOT DOUBLE A BATTERIES?
Everyone: *looks at each other*
Ray: ok.. what the fuck
Prince: what? I had other things to do so i left my robot that looks exactly like me here in my place. His name is Robot Prince Jr. Isn't he so cute, with his afro that has a crowbar in it *grabs the crowbar out of his hair* and his jacket *shows off the jacket* and his sunglasses *tries to show off his sunglasses* where is his sunglasses, *turns towards them* Which one of you bitches tried to debo Robot Prince Jr's stuff?
OMG: ooooo *drinks tea*
Roc: MIKE TOOK THEM!!
Prince: *turns his head to the back of his body at Mike* and Who the fuck are you
Mike: I'm Mike, the new leader. We been over this like 20 minutes ago *looks at his nails*
Prince: Do you have any idea who i am
Mike: No, Tell me
Bre: I've been waiting on this since Mike got here
Prince: *moves towards Mike* Bitch I am King Fuckboy, The Prince of MB , The reason why you are here because I'm pretty sure the only reason why you are here is because I needed a new person to take my pictures for Instagram cause ever since i put EJ's hand in that blender, his hand been a little shaky
EJ: *nods his head* thats true
Prince: You will never take my spot in MB cause first of all, *moves up to Mike* I'm Prince. Second of all, Im still the shit. and third of all, I am loved by thousands, something I'm sure you are very unfamiliar with. *pokes Mike's face*
Mike: ...
Prince: Did you really think i was going to let you take my spot with out any commentary? A Good thing i did come back cause I'm pretty sure yo ugly ass would make the whole Conjunction House tacky, considering that yo outfit you wore here is hideous. You look like you were supposed to be here at 8 but have to pick cotton at 9 , who still wears rocawear?
Mike: ....
Prince: Don't ever try to come for me. Me just bringing my sexy ass into this room was the highlight of your life. And even if you were elected as the leader of MB, you would only last like 2 days because i'd fill a syringe with air and acid and stick the needle between your toes or something so you could mimic a heart attack or something and no one will ever question it because it will look like a heart attack, don't play with me boy , i watch the first 48 .
Ray: .. Prince how do you even know that
Roc: i feel like the government doesn't want you to know that
Mike: Ok, i see what you're saying. Im not the leader. Im sorry everyone ... i just wanted everyone to like me... *hands Prince back the sunglasses*
Prince: give me my shit*snatches his sunglasses back*
Bahja: damn, Prince is still leader meaning Ray ripped up his contract for nothing
Prince: *slowly turns to Ray* please don't tell me yo dumb ass left MB because i wasn't leader
Ray: i thought..
Prince: DAMMIT RAY
Prod: i wasn't prepared for any of this. this is so sad, just as sad when Ray busted in me when the condom broke
Prince: Are y'all?
Ray: I'll explain later