Philippines: SO,
TODAY IS THE 4TH OF JULY
AND IT'S AMERICA'S BIRTHDAY
IT'S ALSO OUR FRIENDSHIP DAY
AND THE DAY I GOT MY INDEPENDENCE FROM HIM
WHAT THE HECK SHOULD I DO
America: Kiss me~
Philippines: no pls no other than that
America: Come with me to my room ;D
Philippines: *prepares boxing gloves*
America: NO BABE I WAS JUST KIDDING I WAS JUST KIDDINGGGGGGG
I
WAS
JUST
KIDDINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!