Anime oneshots

MHA When They're Drunk (Maddie)

Amajiki:
*Totally crazy
*He'd be the total opposite. I feel like he'd dance on the tables and go so overboard
*Mirio and Hado would just be hyping him up, too
*That is, until he pukes everywhere
*He'd probably be super out of it and confused, tOo
*Like,"I DUNNO WHAT I'M DOING, BUT I'M HAVING FUN WHILE DOING IT!!!!"
*Overall, precious baby boy shouldn't have too much to drink. It honestly just sounds stressful to me.
Kirishima:
*I think he'd get a bit aggressive
*Like, I see him yelling at things, saying that they're unmanly
*But also, super clumsy
*He'd walk into, like, a chair and start yelling, "WATCH IT, MAN!!! YOU'RE SO UNMANLY!!!!"
*But, at the same time, he'd be adorable
*After awhile, he'd pass out and be gone for a good while
*Overall, I wouldn't let him have more than a few drinks
Dabi:
*I think he'd get emotional
*Like hurt on his face and pain and you can tell
*He may even shed a few tears of blood, tOo
*But it also be a time to get as much info as possible because he'd be SO loose-tongued
*If he wouldn't 1 tell you before, he will now (and if her refuses, record him doing stupid stuff for  blackmail later)
*I think getting him drunk is a wonderful idea. And if he burns down a building or two, it's a date!
Bakugou:
*Emotional drunk. 100%
*He'd be in tears
*"WHY DOES EVERYONE LOVE DEKU MORE THAN ME?!?!?!?!?!"
*Kiri would reply, swaying and slurring his words because he's drunk as crap, "cause you're UNMANLY!"
*Like it'd be so chaotic but so funny
*GET HIM DRUNK
Midoriya:
*I think he'd get a bit violent?
*Like I see him trying to pick a fight with Bakugou
*"I'M TIRED OF YOU BULLYING ME!!! LET'S GO AT IT!" and then proceeds to trip over the table and pass out
*It'd be absolutely hilarious
*Like, I think it may be best to keep him sober, but if you don't, shoot you'll be laughing like crazy
*(With lots of blackmail)
Todoroki:
*Much like Amajiki, I think he'd go crazy
*Just so chaotic and weird
*He'd sing. Like so much
*And dancing? Heck, yeah.K-Pop idol PRODIGY
*He'd also start roasting his dad. Like hate texts going on here
*"I HATE YOU"
*He'd be a fun drunk, though unwise to let it get too bad
Kaminari:
*I think he'd be kinda quiet
*Like I see him being super chill and you could even have a serious conversation with him
*Heck, I even think he'd tone down his perviness and would be a real chill guy
*Honestly, I don't think getting him drunk would be that bad. Like you'd have an easier time dealing with him that way to be honest
lida:
*lida would be total opposite
*Try to fight the guys and flirt with the girls
*Such a chaotic and stressful guy
*Like you would have to KEEP yo eyes on him
*Full on babysit
*Overall all, don't let him into a bar (honestly, you'd have to convince him to drink at all, anyway.)
Monoma:
*He'd cry
*Bro's sefl-esteem issues would all come out at once
*It'd be so bad
*Like you'd see me patting his shoulder like "there, there. Yes. You're a loser. Get over it."
*I'd honestly keep him out of the bar
Tokoyami:
*I think he'd be super sweet
*Wants to be all huggy and cute
*He'd grab you into a big hug and refuse to let go
*Like it'd be so cute and adorable
*So cuddly and squishy
*FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHOVE THAT DRINK DOWN HIS THROAT Y'ALL
Shinsou:
*I think he'd be flirty
*All over you
*Compliments like crazy
*I feel like he'd stop being the quiet type and would just be the most flustering person there is
*Hands down, a fun drunk but if you're an easy blush, may not be the best idea
Aizawa:
*He'd be bubbly
*Wanna make friends and would cry while telling his students how much he loves them
*"Guys, *sniff* I just- I love you all SO MUCH *sniff* don't die on me, okay? *sniff* I'll protect you guys *hiccup*"
*Mic would totally be recording with you
*GET. HIM. TO. THE. BAR
Present Mic:
*Another quiet drunk
*WE SO looking you LOVEADRUNK could like he look found at MIC him the without meaning your of life ears bro throbbing would be
*He'd be chill
*He'd be so spaced out or once.
Hawks:
*He'd be so confused and out of it
*Bumps into a wall and literally apologizes for the next twenty minutes
*Trips over a chair and thinks it's a villain tryna mug him
*It's be the FUNNIEST
*Like y'all, yes. Let him drink. It'll be funny
Fatgum:
*Philosopher. He'd be asking, What does it mean to live? What is 'life'?:
*He'd also eat a lot (per usual, but would eat because he's stressed about the answers he wants to come up with)
*He'd solve the biggest equations ever
*Like he'd be disturbingly smart. To the point that you're concerned
*I mean, go ahead. Let him drink. We may find the cure for cancer
Ashido:
*Lightweight
*After one drink, she'd be passed out
*On the floor
*Wasted
*Don't let her in the bar, please
Jiro:
*Honestly, obsessed with affection
*All over everyone and so sweet
*Just adorable
*I approve of drunk Jiro
Yaoyorozu:
*I think she'd be a bit more chill
*Like maybe a bit more mischievous but I don't think she'd be that bad
*I think it'd be fine just don't let it get out of hand
Uraraka:
*She'd be too scared to drink
*Let's face it, you couldn't convince her to touch alcohol
*Girl would be so scared so it wouldn't even happen
Asui (call me Tsu!)
*Don't think she'd get drunk, either I feel like she'd be the one to not touch any just to drive everyone home and comfort Uraraka so she doesn't feel bad for being the only sober one
I think that Tsu would just be taking care of everyone.
*Bakugou crying? Comfort. Deku wanting to pick a fight? Calms him down. Gets lida to chill. *Carries Mina. Just the best friend anyone could ever ask for
*Overall, definitely bring her along