The Regular Show X Reader

By Multiplefandomsgirl

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Three best friends, a blue jay named Mordecai, a brown raccoon named Rigby, and a chipmunk named (Y/n) work a... More

A/N
The Power
Just Set Up the Chairs
Caffeinated Concert Tickets
Death Punchies
Free Cake
Meat Your Maker
Grilled Cheese Deluxe
The Unicorns Have Got to Go
Prank Callers
Don
Rigby's Body
(Y/n), Mordecai and the Rigbys
Ello Gov'nor
It's Time
Appreciation Day
Peeps
Dizzy
My Mom
High Score
Rage Against the TV
Party Pete
Brain Eraser
Benson Be Gone
But I Have a Receipt
This Is My Jam
Muscle Woman
Temp Check
Jinx
See You There
Do Me a Solid
Grave Sights
Really Real Wrestling
Over the Top
The Night Owl
A Bunch of Baby Ducks
More Smarter
First Day
Go Viral
Skunked
Karaoke Video
Stick Hockey
Bet to Be Blonde
Skips Strikes
Terror Tales of the Park
Camping Can Be Cool
Slam Dunk
Cool Bikes
House Rules
Cruisin'
Rap It Up
Under the Hood
Weekend at Benson's
Fortune Cookie
Think Positive
Skips vs. Technology
Butt Dial
Eggscellent
Gut Model
Video Game Wizards
Big Winner
Trash Boat
Replaced
Fists of Justice
Yes Dude Yes
Busted Cart
Dead at Eight
Access Denied
Muscle Mentor
Trucker Hall of Fame
Out of Commission
Fancy Restaurant
Diary
The Best VHS in the World
Prankless
Death Bear
Fuzzy Dice
Bad Kiss
Exit 9B
Starter Pack
Terror Tales of the Park II
Pie Contest
150 Piece Kit
Bald Spot
Guy's Night
One Pull Up
The Christmas Special
T.G.I. Tuesday
Firework Run
Sandwich of Death
Ace Balthazar Lives
Do or Diaper
Quips
Caveman
That's My Television
A Bunch of Full Grown Geese
Fool Me Twice
Limousine Lunchtime
Picking Up Margaret
K.I.L.I.T. Radio
Carter and Briggs
Skips' Stress
Cool Cubed
Trailer Trashed
Meteor Moves
Family BBQ
The Last Laserdisc Player
Country Club
Blind Trust
World's Best Boss
Last Meal
Sleep Fighter
Party Re-Pete
Steak Me Amadeus
Laundry Woes
Silver Dude
Benson's Car
Wall Buddy
A Skips in Time
Survival Skills
Terror Tales of the Park III
Tants
Bank Shot
Power Tower
The Thanksgiving Special
The Heart of a Stuntman
New Year's Kiss
Dodge This
Portable Toilet
The Postcard
Rigby in the Sky with a Burrito
Journey to the Bottom of the Crash Pit
Saving Time
Guitar of Rock
Skips' Story
Return of (Y/n), Mordecai and the Rigbys
Bad Portrait
Video 101
I Like You Hi
Play Date
Expert or Liar
Catching the Wave
Gold Watch
Paint Job
Take the Cake
Skips in the Saddle
Thomas Fights Back
Bachelor Party! Zingo!!
Tent Trouble
Real Date

Sugar Rush

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Benson is giving an assignment to (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby in the kitchen. "Alright. Because Pops thinks you're ready for more responsibility, he wants me to give you more important jobs. So I'm gonna start by having you get the donuts for the morning meeting." Benson said. "Whoa, really?" Rigby asked. "Yes. But first, some ground rules. One, pick me up a whole wheat donut." Benson said. "A whole wheat donut? You mean a bagel?" (Y/n) asked sarcastically. Benson gives a sarcastically laugh. "No." Benson makes air-circles with hands, talking more affirmative.

"I mean, a whole... wheat... donut. So, to be perfectly clear, I want a whole wheat donut. You can pick the rest, I don't care. Oh, and don't pass them out. I'm passing them out. You're just buying them. If you pass them out before the meeting, you're fired. Got it?" He asked. "Yeah, no problem." Mordecai said. "Good. Now what did I just say?" Benson asked the duo. "Get the donuts and don't pass them out, or we're fired." Rigby said. "And?" Benson asked. "Oh, and you want a whole wheat donut." Mordecai said. "Good. Maybe you are ready for more responsibility.

Now go get the donuts." Benson said. Mordecai and Rigby get out of chairs and start rapping. "D-d-d-d-donuts! D-d-d-d-donuts, donuts! D-d-d-d-donuts! D-d-d-d—" "Just buy the donuts or you're fired!" Benson walks away, and (Y/n) snickers. "Whoa..." the trio said as they look at all of the donuts. "Awww-yeaaayuhhh, boy, let's pick some donuuuuutss!" Rigby said. "Wait, dude, remember what Benson said? We'd like one whole wheat donut please." (Y/n) said. The worker picks up one whole wheat donut and puts it in the donut box. "Alright. Now we can pick what we want." (Y/n) said. "Let's get two of those!

And five of those, and some of those!" Rigby said. "Wait, what are those?" Mordecai points at the donuts behind the worker. (Y/n) looks to see the glazed donuts, sparkling. "Uh, no. Those apple fritters were double glazed by mistake." The worker said. "Double glazed." Mordecai and Rigby said. "We'll take them!" Mordecai said. "Actually, I gotta throw them out, bro, because they're not safe for human consumption." The worker said. "What's that supposed to mean?" (Y/n) asked suspiciously. "We'll give you ten bucks." Rigby said, and the worker quickly changes his mind. "Uh, you want those here or to go?" He asked.

"Donuts delivered!" Mordecai said. "I don't know guys, do you really think buying these donuts was a good idea? The guy said they were bad for human consumption, whatever that means." (Y/n) said. "Well the good news is," Rigby gestures to her, himself and Mordecai. "We aren't humans." Mordecai punches Rigby. "Ow!" He glares at him. "Don't listen to him, (Y/n). I'm sure they're fine." He said. "If you say so." (Y/n) crosses her arms. "Dudes, that job was so easy, we got it done in no time!" Rigby said. "YEAH, WE DID!" Mordecai said. The duo hi five each other. "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (Y/n) giggles, and shakes her head. "You both wanna play a round of Super Fight Shark 7?" Rigby asked. "Only if you feel like losing." (Y/n) said.

The trio leave the kitchen, saying hmm-hmm to each other. Pops opens the door and walks in the kitchen, laughing and sees the donuts. "Oooh." Pops opens the box. "Glazed delights!" He picks one up. "Well, hello there!" He takes a bite. "Mmmm..." he starts shaking because of the sugar. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby walk in, finished playing the game. "That's two out of three! I only lost the first one because I was thirsty!" Rigby said. "Pfft. Whatever, you're always thirsty." Mordecai said. Pops laughs. "Ahhhahaha, Hello,

hello, hello! (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby did you see that there's donuts here?!" He asked. "Ahh! Pops, did you eat an apple fritter?" (Y/n) asked. "Why, yes, yes, I did eat an apple fritter." Pops said. "Benson told us not to let anyone touch those!" Mordecai said. "Oh, my, I hope I haven't caused you any trouble!" Pops said. "Don't sweat it, Pops." Rigby walks to the donut box, and splits a donut in half. "Here. Problem solved. Benson will never know that Pops ate one." Rigby said.

"Oh, but I did eat one, it tasted like magic!" Pops said. "Let's get him out of here before Benson sees." (Y/n) said. The trio go to Mordecai and Rigby's room. The three try to stop Pops' hands from shaking unsuccessfully. "Dudes, it's no use, he won't hold still!" Rigby said. "Oh, I'm sorry, (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby." Pops licks his fingers. "But I couldn't avoid those delicious apple fritters they were positively frittilating! I like what you did to your room, Mordecai and Rigby!!" Pops said.

"Pops, chill." Mordecai said. "Dudes, the meeting starts in fifteen minutes! How are we going to calm him down before it starts?!" Rigby asked. "We have to tire him out." (Y/n) said. Pops does some exercise, trying to calm down. Next, Pops is pulling the cart around, and the rope breaks, sending (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby flying to a tree. "Dudes, this isn't working! We've only got a couple of minutes until the meeting starts and he is still super hyper!" Rigby said. "We've gotta take him to Skips." Mordecai said.

In Skip's garage. Pops is doing jumping jacks and is punching the air, counting to ten and repeating it again. "Yeah, I've seen this happen to him before. He'll crash if we just give him more sugar." Skips said. "Really? More sugar? Are you sure about that?" (Y/n) asked skeptically. "Have I ever been wrong?" (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby exchange looks and Rigby opens the donut box. Pops smells the donuts and runs over to Rigby, stuffing donuts in his mouth. "GOOD SHOW, GOOD SHOW, GOOD SHOW, GOOD SHOW, GOOD SHOW!!!!" He jumps around.

"Hmm...better give him some more." Skips said. "What?!" (Y/n) asked. Rigby slowly opens up the box again, and Pops dunks his whole head into the box, eating up the donuts. "Oh god..." (Y/n) said. Pops jumps around, yelling Good Show over and over and later disappears. "What the?! Where'd he go?!" (Y/n) asked worriedly. "Uh-oh." Skips said. "What do you mean by "Uh-oh"?" (Y/n) asked nervously.

"He is coming back, right?" Mordecai asked. "Uh... probably not." Skips said. "WHAT???!!!" The trio asked. "Grab a donut. We're going in after him." Everyone grabs a donut. "See you on the other side." Skips eats a donut. "The other side of what, exactly?" (Y/n) asked. "Mmm. Tasty." (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby and Skips spin around and teleport to a higher sugar plane. "Oh, hooray! You're all here!" Pops said. "Pops! You're back to normal!" (Y/n) said with relief. "Not yet. Look around." Skips said. Various park people are in slow motion.

Muscle Man takes off his shirt in slow motion and waves it around. "Woooooooohhh-hoooooooooohhh!" He shouted. "What's going on?" Mordecai asked. "We're on a higher sugar plane. They appear to be moving slow because we're moving so fast. We still need more sugar before we can crash." Skips said. Rigby shakes the empty donut box. "But we ate all the fritters!" He shouted. "Oh, I could buy some more." Pops holds up a wallet with lollipops in it.

"That's it! Pops' money! That should have enough sugar." Rigby grabs Pops' wallet. "We're going to eat my money?" Pops asked sadly. "It's the only way to get back to normal, Pops. We HAVE to." Mordecai said. "Oh...alright." Pops said. "Wait a second," (Y/n) said, and everyone turns to her. "Are we sure this is a good idea? I mean the other times we tried this it's only made the situation worse. What if that happens again?" (Y/n) asked.

"I think we should at least try it." Skips said. "Alright..." (Y/n) said uncertainly. "We've got a problem." Rigby holds the four butterscotch ripples. "There's not enough." He said. "You guys go ahead. I'll figure a way back." Skips said. "But Skips-" (Y/n) said. "No time to argue! The meeting's gonna start in any minute!" Skips shouted. "You heard the man!" Rigby said. (Y/n), Mordecai and Pops grab a lollipop. The trio eat the lollipops and start to shake and teleport. Pops reluctantly eats a lollipop and is transported also. "Uh-oh." Skips said. (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby and Pops reappear in the highest sugar plane, where the scenery is gray and black. "What the-" Mordecai asked.

They look around and see Skips. "Ugh! See?! I knew this was a bad idea!" (Y/n) shouted furiously. "Wait, there's Skips." Rigby said. The four walk up to him. "Skips! Skips, are you-" Mordecai began. Skips shows his face, scaring the four. "Ahhh!" Pops runs away in fear, screaming. (Y/n) starts chasing Pops. "Pops, come back! POPS!!" She shouted, and her friends run after her. "There he is. Pops, you okay?" Mordecai asked. Scared, Pops points at the very slow motioned park people. Muscle Man makes a bunch of low, slow growling sounds. "Why isn't this working?!"

Rigby asked. "Because it's TOO MUCH sugar! That's exactly what I was trying to point out in the first place!" (Y/n) shouted. "I wanna go home!!!" Pops shouted. "Don't worry, Pops, we'll figure something out." Mordecai said. "Dudes, I think I have an idea!" Rigby said. "Alright. That scares me." Mordecai said, and (Y/n) elbows him. "Ow!" "No, dudes! Seriously, if more sugar doesn't make us crash, then we need the opposite of sugar!" Rigby said. "Like what?" Mordecai asked.

"Hmm-hmm, HMMM!" Rigby opens the donut box, revealing Benson's whole wheat donut. "Benson's whole wheat donut!" (Y/n) picks up the donut. "Alright. if we are going to go back and get Skips, we have to ration this." She said. The trio break donut into five pieces, and they each take a small bite out of the donut, then are teleported back to the lower sugar plane, where Skips was left.

Muscle Man slowly waves his shirt around, confirming that this was the sugar plane they were looking for. "Dude, it worked!" Mordecai said. Skips comes to (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby and Pops. "What happened?" He asked. "Dude, Skips, you were wrong! The whole wheat donut was what we needed all along, not more sugar!" (Y/n) shouted. "W-what?! I-I was...wrong?" Skips asked in confusion.

"Ooooooooh! In your face, Skips! You were WRONG!" Rigby said. "Gee, well, I'm sorry I-" Skips said. "WRONG, I SAY!! YOU WERE WRONGFULLY WRONG!!" Rigby said. "RIGBY, ENOUGH!" (Y/n) shouted, and he flinches. "Sorry." He said. "What do you expect?! It's like you guys ask me to solve a different problem every week!" Skips shouted. "He does have a point there." (Y/n) said. "Yeah, yeah. Alright, let's go back to normal." Rigby said, but Mordecai stops Rigby. "Wait, dude." He said.

"Oh, no, bro! Gotta go to the meeting!" Muscle Man said in slow motion. "Uh, what did he say?" Rigby asked. "Oh, it sounded like a gown of meat!" Pops said. "No, he is going to the meeting! It's about to start! To the house, quick!" Skips said. Muscle Man is running to the house, but then the five knock him down, seen as a streak of red light in the normal world. Various other park people are knocked down because of the fast red streak the gang are in. Benson slowly opens door. "Meeting time!" He said.

"We're gonna make it!" Rigby said. "Rigby! Put the donuts down!" Mordecai said. Rigby runs up the stairs and put the donuts down at Benson's feet, but opens it to find that its is empty. "Ahh! There aren't any donuts left!" Rigby said. "Benson's not gonna like that." (Y/n) said. "No, he's not. We have to go back to the donut shop." The five rush back to the donut shop, buy the donuts, and start to rush back. Benson notices the box of donuts and smiles, and starts to crouch down and pick up the box.

The gang goes through traffic lights, train tracks and bridges. They arrive just in time to throw the donuts in the box that Benson is holding. "They're in!" Rigby said. "Everyone eat the rest of the whole wheat donut!" Skips said. The gang eat the donut, and get transported back to the normal world. "I've got donuts! Because that's what cool bosses do. Dig in!" Benson said. "Uughhhhh...." (Y/n), Skips,

Pops, Mordecai, and Rigby said. "Oh...my head." Pops said. "No more sugar." Mordecai said. "Yeah, please no more, I'm going to barf." (Y/n) said, feeling sick to her stomach. "No sugar? You're loss, grandmas. Woooooh! More for me, bro!" Muscle Man stuffs glazed donuts in his mouth. "You know who else likes to stuff themselves with their boss's free donuts?" Muscle Man gets sugar high, and drops the donuts. He jumps around, and floats in the air. "My mom! My mom! My mom! My mom, my mom! My mommy, mommy, mom! My mommy, mommy, mommy, mom EEYEEEOOOWWWWWW...!!!" He disappears. Benson looks back in the box. "Hey, where's my whole wheat donut?!!"

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