The Regular Show X Reader

By Multiplefandomsgirl

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Three best friends, a blue jay named Mordecai, a brown raccoon named Rigby, and a chipmunk named (Y/n) work a... More

A/N
The Power
Just Set Up the Chairs
Caffeinated Concert Tickets
Death Punchies
Free Cake
Meat Your Maker
Grilled Cheese Deluxe
The Unicorns Have Got to Go
Prank Callers
Don
Rigby's Body
(Y/n), Mordecai and the Rigbys
Ello Gov'nor
It's Time
Appreciation Day
Dizzy
My Mom
High Score
Rage Against the TV
Party Pete
Brain Eraser
Benson Be Gone
But I Have a Receipt
This Is My Jam
Muscle Woman
Temp Check
Jinx
See You There
Do Me a Solid
Grave Sights
Really Real Wrestling
Over the Top
The Night Owl
A Bunch of Baby Ducks
More Smarter
First Day
Go Viral
Skunked
Karaoke Video
Stick Hockey
Bet to Be Blonde
Skips Strikes
Terror Tales of the Park
Camping Can Be Cool
Slam Dunk
Cool Bikes
House Rules
Cruisin'
Rap It Up
Under the Hood
Weekend at Benson's
Fortune Cookie
Think Positive
Skips vs. Technology
Butt Dial
Eggscellent
Gut Model
Video Game Wizards
Big Winner
Trash Boat
Replaced
Fists of Justice
Yes Dude Yes
Busted Cart
Dead at Eight
Access Denied
Muscle Mentor
Trucker Hall of Fame
Out of Commission
Fancy Restaurant
Diary
The Best VHS in the World
Prankless
Death Bear
Fuzzy Dice
Sugar Rush
Bad Kiss
Exit 9B
Starter Pack
Terror Tales of the Park II
Pie Contest
150 Piece Kit
Bald Spot
Guy's Night
One Pull Up
The Christmas Special
T.G.I. Tuesday
Firework Run
Sandwich of Death
Ace Balthazar Lives
Do or Diaper
Quips
Caveman
That's My Television
A Bunch of Full Grown Geese
Fool Me Twice
Limousine Lunchtime
Picking Up Margaret
K.I.L.I.T. Radio
Carter and Briggs
Skips' Stress
Cool Cubed
Trailer Trashed
Meteor Moves
Family BBQ
The Last Laserdisc Player
Country Club
Blind Trust
World's Best Boss
Last Meal
Sleep Fighter
Party Re-Pete
Steak Me Amadeus
Laundry Woes
Silver Dude
Benson's Car
Wall Buddy
A Skips in Time
Survival Skills
Terror Tales of the Park III
Tants
Bank Shot
Power Tower
The Thanksgiving Special
The Heart of a Stuntman
New Year's Kiss
Dodge This
Portable Toilet
The Postcard
Rigby in the Sky with a Burrito
Journey to the Bottom of the Crash Pit
Saving Time
Guitar of Rock
Skips' Story
Return of (Y/n), Mordecai and the Rigbys
Bad Portrait
Video 101
I Like You Hi
Play Date
Expert or Liar
Catching the Wave
Gold Watch
Paint Job
Take the Cake
Skips in the Saddle
Thomas Fights Back
Bachelor Party! Zingo!!
Tent Trouble
Real Date

Peeps

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By Multiplefandomsgirl

(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are at the park washing the truck. "Okay." Mordecai rubs his eyes. "Ready?" He asked Rigby. (Y/n) was watching the two with amusement. Rigby rubs his eyes. "Give me a second!" He then blinks. "Ready." He said. "Stare!" There's silence for a few seconds, then, Rigby starts making faces, arm-farting and dancing causing (Y/n) to giggle. "Ooh, I think you gonna blink." Rigby said. "Yeah, right." Mordecai said. "Ha!" Rigby said. There's longer silence. Rigby starts sweating, then, he pulls out a laser pointer. "Pschoooo!" He said. "Hey, no laser pointers! That's not regulation!" Mordecai said. "Street rules, man." Rigby said, at this (Y/n) starts laughing, and Rigby smirks,

proud he was able to make her laugh. Benson observes the action from the window then walks over to the trio. "What are you doing? I asked you to wash the truck 20 minutes ago! It's one thing for you two to slack off but your laziness is rubbing off on (Y/n)! I can't trust you guys to do anything!" Benson shouted. (Y/n) rubs her right arm nervously. "Sorry Benson..." she said. "Uh, we were just taking a break." Mordecai said. The trio go back to washing the truck. "Ugh." He walks off, but then,

decides to turn around to see if they are still working. The duo are back to their staring contest but (Y/n) is still washing the car. Benson holds in his rage and when he is about to say something... "Bosses! Are you sick of slackers?" An announcer on the tv asked. "Yeah." The TV is on a commercial. "Is this a familiar sight?" The TV shows two cafe workers asleep. "Well, turn this..." the slackers are now working hard, with many cameras surrounding them.

"...to this! Peeps! Get your workers to work harder!" "Thanks, Peeps." The manager said. "Now with 4 different levels!" The captions "Mooch Master", "Slack Pack" and "Bum Blitz" appear as the levels are said. "Level 1, Level 2, Level 3, and for the ultimate in worker productivity..." The words appear as said. "Jeepers Peepers X-Infinity, with a Peeps lifetime guarantee! Act now and get the Peeps lens cleaning kit, free! Call now! Cleaning can be extremely flammable. Offer not valid or void. Peeps may be illegal in your country or province. Requires sign..."

Benson walks out to another M&R staring contest, some time later, with (Y/n) once again getting distracted and watching them. "Hey, you three." Benson said. The trio turn their heads to see Benson, with the new Peeps kit. "Oh, uh, hey Benson. We were just getting back to work." Mordecai said. "It's okay, Mordecai. I trust you." Benson said. "Wait, what?" (Y/n) asked in surprise. "Because now I have this." Benson assembles the Mooch Master. "Say hello to Peeps. It's a surveillance system. Now I'll be able to see what you're up to all the time, 24/7, 365. Isn't that great?" He throws two rags, one to Mordecai and one to (Y/n), and hands the bucket to Rigby. "But Benson, you have me for that job, remember?" (Y/n) asked. "And how recently have you been doing that job?" Benson fired back, and she didn't respond. "Well, I'll let you guys finish your work. And remember, I'm watching you."

He whistles as he walks away. "Dude, I don't think Benson trusts us at all." Rigby said. "Ya think?! He just put a camera in front of us." (Y/n) said. "What's the big deal, anyway? I mean, we were working. We're gonna get it done." Rigby said. "Were you?" (Y/n) asked, and the two glare at her as she shrugs. "Come on. We'll show him. We'll get this done in no time." Mordecai said. The trio go back to washing the car. Five minutes later, they are working at a much slower pace. The Mooch Master camera lens zooms in. "Dude, forget this. Let's just finish our staring contest." Rigby said.

"Aha! I knew you weren't gonna finish this!" (Y/n) said, pointing a finger at him. Rigby growls a little and crosses his arms. "Shut up, (Y/n)." He said. "We can't. Benson's watching us." Mordecai said. The trio are seen washing the car from the computer. Benson and Skips come into the room. "You gotta check this out, Skips. Those two slackers are finally working.

Yep, Peeps is working like a charm." Benson said. "Why is there a jet outside?" Skips asked. "Huh?" A crude drawing of the trio washing the car and a jet saying "You guys are doing great" is shown. "What?" Outside, Benson sees the paper covering the lens and rips it off. "RAUGGH!" The trio notice. "Oh boy..." (Y/n) said. "Oh! Benson, uh—" Mordecai said. "Get back to work! Now!" The trio quickly get back to washing the car. Benson goes over to call Peeps. "I'm gonna take those slackers to level 2." He said. "You have reached Peeps. Please hold." The Phone operator said. Later at the coffee shop, the trio are now wearing the Slack Pack.

Mordecai's camera gets caught, but he moves it in to proceed with Rigby and (Y/n). "This, Sucks." Mordecai said. "I know! Mine's really chaffing me." Rigby said. "Does anyone else feel like this a big invasion of our privacy?" (Y/n) asked her best friends. "I mean spying on us with one camera during our job is one thing, but having multiple cameras always following us is stalker level." She said. "You know, for once I agree with you." Rigby said. "Well, at least we're on break. We can finish our staring contest." Mordecai said.

"Yeah, it's on." Rigby said, and (Y/n) chuckles. "I can't wait to see that." She said. They start, but the Slack Pack camera blocks Mordecai's view. "Well, so much for that." (Y/n) said. "Ugh, this is lame." Mordecai said. "Next. Hey guys. What's with the cameras?" Sam asked the trio as they approached. "These? Um, we're making an Indie documentary." (Y/n) said. "Whoa, that's cool." Sam said. "Yeah, it's pretty obscure art house stuff." (Y/n) said. "It's so Indie, only one dude's gonna see it." Rigby said. "What's it called?" Sam asked. "It's called "Slackers 2: The Return of (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby To Their Jobs". Break's over!" Benson said over the microphone.

"Uh, I guess we'll take three lattes." (Y/n) said. "To go!" Benson added. Back at the house, Benson observes the trio washing the dishes before Pops comes in. "Ooh! What a fancy new fangled giga! How does it work?" Pops asked. "Pops, come here and I'll show you. It's called Peeps. This window here, is hooked up to a camera on Rigby, and this one, is hooked up to Mordecai. And the last camera is hooked up to (Y/n). I wouldn't normally do this to her but recently those two slackers have been distracting her. It's foolproof. They'll never slack off again." Benson said. "Hmm? Oh, I meant that." Pops plays with the computer mouse. "Wow, I can't believe they've been working for 3 hours."

Benson said. "3 hours? They deserve an award!" Pops said. "Good idea. Time to bust out the Employee Incentives. I hope these babies are still good." Benson pulls out three coupons. "Ooh! Luigi's One Free Personal Pizza with purchase of equal or greater pizza!" Pops said. "Let's go!" Benson said. "(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby, we've got coupons!" Pops shouted. "What the?" Benson asked. The dishes are still dirty. The TV was showing a third split-screen of dishwashing, with the Slack Packs pointed at three different sides. Benson ejects the tape from the TV. "World Dishwashing Championship 1982?!" He asked. The trio is heard upstairs. "You blinked!" Rigby said. "You wish." Mordecai said. "Just admit it, Rigby. You'll never win one of these." (Y/n) said.

"That's it. I gotta make a phone call." Benson said. Later on Mordecai is asleep, and wakes up to a camera. Mordecai screams, then, he sees that the whole bedroom has cameras all over it. Mordecai removes his sheets to reveal that there are even cameras under his sheet. "Rigby! (Y/n)!" He shouted. Rigby bonks his head against a camera. "Oww!" And (Y/n) accidentally crashes into one. "Ow! What the?" She asked. Benson watches from all the cameras in his office. He's somehow grown a five o'clock shadow.

"Ha!" The trio are at the window and there are cameras all throughout the park. "Crap." Mordecai said. "Now this is definitely an invasion of privacy." (Y/n) mumbled. The trio eat breakfast under the watchful eyes of the cameras. Later, they are also seen driving the cart, also camera-equipped. Cameras are even seen in the bathroom, four of which are seen on a toilet. "Dude, this has to stop." Mordecai said. In Benson's office later that night, the trio sneak in. Benson is asleep at his desk. "Did you bring the hacking device?" (Y/n) asked. Rigby pulls out a canister filled with coffee from a sack. Mordecai drinks some of it. "Ahhhhhh..."

In one move, (Y/n) spills coffee onto the keyboard, shutting off all the cameras. Benson wakes up to see the mess. "Huh? What the?" The trio run out of the room. Benson sees the canister on the ground. "AAAGGGHHH!" Benson pulls out the Peeps manual and flips through the pages, then, he grabs a phone and calls Peeps. "Peeps Surveillance Systems." The Phone operator said. "Yeah. Upgrade me to Jeepers Peepers X-Infinity! NOW!" He shouted. "I'm sorry, sir, but that requires a signature."

Benson grimaces in frustration. "On our lifetime contract." Benson puts down the phone and rips a few pages in the manual then throwing it down and violently sliding it off the desk. "Alright! Whatever, just make it happen." He said. "One moment, please." A contract comes through Benson's system. Benson grabs the contract and signs.

"There." He said. "Thank you for choosing Peeps Surveillance Systems." The contract disappears into thin air. "Have a nice day." Eyeballs appear on the screens. Benson turns to the fourth wall and laughs maniacally. In the morning, the Peeps truck backs up into the driveway just as Benson runs up laughing maniacally again to see the Jeepers Creepers X-Infinity. The back doors open, revealing a huge eye. "AAAH! What are you?" Benson asked. "I'm Peeps."

The eyeball replied. Peeps starts spying on the park workers. The trio are first. They look behind them to see the Peeps Eyeball following them. Next up is Pops, who is taking a shower. He opens the curtains to see the Peeps Eyeball, and then quickly backs away in fear. Third are Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost. Muscle Man twirls his shirt around in the air while watching a monster trucks show before the Peeps Eyeball comes on screen to scare Muscle Man & Hi Five Ghost,

prompting Muscle Man to put his shirt back on. Fourth is Skips, he fixes a bus, before sliding under it, only to see the Peeps Eyeball looking down upon him. Finally, Benson runs through a green void in fear as Peeps' Eyeballs show up throughout his path. Then, all the park workers are seen running through the bottom lid of the Peeps Eyeball, as its pupil follows them. They then are seen on the golf cart. Benson hits the accelerator as the Peeps Eyeball disappears. They think they lost it, but all of a sudden, it comes right up again. As they exit the cart, the Peeps Eyeball teleports to the top of the house. "Benson! This has gone too far!" (Y/n) shouted. "Yeah. I can't work." Skips said. "I haven't been able to sleep in a fortnight!" Pops said.

"I've been so stressed that I'm losing muscle mass..." Muscle Man said. "I know you guys. I'm gonna take care of this mess. Peeps. Hey, Peeps." Benson called. Peeps teleports right to Benson startling him. "Yes?" He asked. "Listen, Peeps. You're creeping everyone out. You've got to go." Benson said. "I'm here to stay. If you've read the lifetime guarantee that you signed, I'm going to watch you 24/7, 365, until you die." Peeps said. "WHAT?!" (Y/n) bellowed. She turns to Benson furiously who flinches. "You signed something like that?!" She shouted.

"I... I had no idea!" Benson shouted. "Ugh!" (Y/n) face palms. "How many times do I have to teach you people this lesson?! You need to be very careful when it comes to contracts! There's always some sort of messed up hidden fine print somewhere!" She shouted. "GRAAAH!" Benson rips the contract to pieces. "That's cool. I made copies." Peeps said. Suddenly (Y/n) got an idea. "Wait a second!" She quickly runs over to her best friends. "Guys, I got an idea. It just might be crazy enough to work." She said.

The duo look at each other in confusion before looking back at her. "Which is?" Rigby asked. "Challenge that creep to a staring contest!" She said as she points at Peeps. Their eyes widened in surprise. "And if he loses, he leaves, forever." (Y/n) smirks and crosses her arms. The duo smirk at each other from her suggestion. "That's not a bad idea." Rigby said.

"Peeps. We've got a proposition for you." Mordecai called to the eyeball. "Oh yeah, what?" Peeps asked. "A staring contest." Skips, Hi Five Ghost, Muscle Man and Pops doubt Mordecai. "If we win, you have to leave the park." Mordecai said. "What? Ha ha! Are you kidding me? You don't stand a chance." Peeps chuckled. "You're the one that doesn't have a chance, you giant eye sack." Rigby shot back, and (Y/n) snickered. "Fine. But if I win, I'm taking your eyes. All of your eyes." Peeps pulls out spoon and needle on the gang. "What?! Our eyes?!" (Y/n) shrieks, then covers them fearfully. "That's right, starting with those pretty eyes of yours."

Peeps said. (Y/n) shivers, and all of her friends send Peeps death glares for that threat. "Why you-" Rigby began furiously. "Accepted." Mordecai said. "WHAT?!" The others shirked. "Wait, you guys can't even do the dishes. How can I trust you to win?" Benson asked worriedly. "It's true, Benson. You can't trust us to do the dishes or wash the truck." Mordecai said. "And you really can't trust us not to fart in your coffee when you're not looking." Rigby said. "What?" Benson asked in shock from that comment. "Nothing. But what you can trust us at is pointless skills during work time." Mordecai said. "Wow. I really can't argue with that.

I guess it's our only chance." Benson said. "So, which one of you is it gonna be then?" Peeps asked. "Mordecai, you should do it. You're a way better starer than me. Ice this fool!" Rigby shouted. "Go Mordecai!" (Y/n) said, cheering him on. "Mordecai, your eyeballs are mine." Peeps said. Some time later, Mordecai and Peeps prepare to start. "Ready, set, sssssss...stare!" Skips said. The gang watches as Mordecai and Peeps go into the evening without blinking. Their eyes are now red. The Peeps Eyeball squints. "Peeps is gonna blink! You got this, Mordecai!" (Y/n) shouted.

A little eyeball comes out of Peeps' back and rubs his big eye. Everyone gasps and Benson nearly pukes but he puts his hands over his mouth to stop it. "Why you little shi..." (Y/n) growls angrily. "Hey, that's cheating!" Rigby shouted. "I'm not blinking, am I?" Peeps asked. "Hmph." Rigby said. Dozens of more eyes come out of Peeps. "Oh god..." (Y/n) said. "Don't blink. Don't blink, don't blink, don't blink, don't blink, don't blink, don't blink, don't blink. Don't blink! HA HA HA HA—" he laughs, and then, all of a sudden Rigby shoots one of his eyes with a laser pointer, which caught (Y/n) by surprise. "Ow! Hey, that's cheating!" Peeps shouted.

"You cheated first!" (Y/n) shouted. "Now it's time to kiss your greasy eye sacks good night." Rigby makes gunshot noises as he shoots the lasers at his eyes. It lasts for about 20 seconds before the little eyes are all burnt out. "My retinas... They burn..." Peeps shouted. "Hey, Peeps. Don't blink." Mordecai said. Mordecai stares hard at Peeps before he finally closes his eye. The gang cheers. "This isn't a regulation, you know...." Peeps said. "Street rules, man. Oh yeah, and this is for threatening (Y/n)." Rigby shoots Peeps' big eye with the laser pointer, setting his eye on fire. "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!" Peeps jumps into the lake, letting out steam. Later Peeps is being saved by an ambulance as others watch. "All I see is darkness..."

Peeps said. The ambulance drives away and the park workers cheer. "And stay out, you creep!" (Y/n) said. "And you three, I hope you learned something from all this." Benson said to the trio. "Uh yeah, if you mean do our chores so you don't mark on us to a giant eyeball." (Y/n) said. "I learned that Mordecai can go for a really long time without blinking." Muscle Man said. "Actually, my eyes won't blink anymore." Mordecai said. "Oooooh." Everyone said in shock. "Uh... does anybody have any eye drops?" Mordecai asked. (Y/n) gives him eye drops. Mordecai lets a drop over his eye, but it evaporates before touching it and he still wouldn't blink. "Take me to the hospital." Mordecai said.

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