Inside the police precinct, Y/n can be seen being shoved into an interrogation room, and leading him to the steel table before forcefully planting him onto his chair.
Interrogator: "Mr. Parker, do you know why you're here?"
Y/n: "I don't care, but I think you'll tell me anyway?"
Several folders were placed in front of Y/n, displaying pictures of their apartment, displaying Y/n's Iron Spider suit, his Wakandan necklace, along his E.D.I.T.H. glasses.
Interrogator: "You are discovered to have a device that can control an army of drones with a single thought. Drones, that are used during the destruction back in London. How do you plead?"
Y/n: "...The Fifth?"
MJ's voice: "Let, go of me!"
Turning to the side, Y/n looks through a glass window of his interrogation room to see MJ along with the rest of their friends being dragged through the precinct.
Miles: "Y/n!"
Gwen: "My Dad is a Captain of the police department. He will have you all arrested!"
Betty: "Gosh, Gwen. You sound like a spoiled brat"
Gwen: "You try being dragged out of your home without a warrant!"
Gloria: "We did!!!"
MJ: "Y/n, what's going on!?"
Y/n: "You keep everyone calm, help is on the way. AND DON'T SAY ANYTHING!! I'm talking to you, Gwen, calm down!"
Gwen: "YOU CALM DOWN!"
Y/n: "...I...Thank you?"
After taking them away, Y/n's interrogator leans over the table, allowing Y/n to see a nametag by the investigator's chest that read Special Agent Cleary
Special Agent Cleary: "You will tell me what I need to know. And I won't stop at ANYTHING to get what I want"
Holding his ground, Y/n leans forward as well before looking Cleary deep in the eyes.
Y/n: "Do. Your. Worst"
After shoving Gwen into a large cell, MJ kicks the grate angrily as Miles bangs his fist against the cage.
Miles: "Let us out!"
MJ: "We want our lawyers!"
Special Agent Cleary: "But Miss Watson..."
Special Agent Cleary walks up to the cell and looks down on MJ and the others.
Special Agent Cleary: "Why do you want a lawyer if you have nothing to hide? Unless..."
Gwen: "Unless we think we're guilty? Yeah, we're very aware of your tactics, AND our RIGHTS"
Cleary then looks over to Gwen with a mild glare.
Special Agent Cleary: "Then just answer my questions. I've seen your file. You're a smart, young woman with a bright future ahead of her. Why would you risk it all by getting involved with a vigilante like Y/n L/n Parker?"
Cleary then stood in front of May inside an interrogation room, with the woman in question glaring down her interrogator.
May: "Here's the funny thing about the law: it's usually not open to random self-interest interpretation, though you and I both know that hasn't stopped people such as yourself from trying, so with all due respect, and I mean that very insincerely..."
Cleary hums in agreement.
May: "...unless you have some real specific charges to throw at us, legally, you can't hold us here"
Special Agent Cleary: "Sounds like someone who's been through the system before"
May: "Yeah, I've been arrested at a couple of protests, I'm a real career criminal.="
Special Agent Cleary: "You should lawyer up. Child endangerment's a nasty rap"
May: "Excuse me?"
Special Agent Cleary: "You adopted the boy, and as his mother, you not only allowed him to endanger himself, but you ENCOURAGED it. Who DOES that?"
A knock was then heard on the door to the interrogation room
Special Agent Cleary walked into the room in a lightly sour mood. A room where Peter could be seen sitting in the chair, nervous, as another officer stood inside the room, watching over him.
Special Agent Cleary: "So sorry to keep you waiting"
He then looks to the other cop.
Special Agent Cleary: "Can we get Peter a snack, please? He's been waiting"
The officer then leaves, leaving Peter alone with his new interrogator.
Special Agent Cleary: "Dude, I'm so sorry about that"
Peter: *uneasy* "I'm not supposed to say anything to you"
Cleary then leans against a nearby wall.
Special Agent Cleary: "No, Peter. Not even a thing. I just have one question...When MJ told you that Y/n was Spider-Man-"
Peter: "Whoa, whoa, whoa..."
Special Agent Cleary: "What's up?"
Peter: "No offense to MJ, but I knew WAY before she did. I was Spider-Man's 'Guy In The Chair'"
Special Agent Cleary: *smirks* "Oh, I know about those. I mean, half the guys have Guys in the Chair"
Peter: "Exactly! You wouldn't know... I literally helped him travel across dimensions"
Special Agent Cleary: *intrigued* "I didn't know that"
Peter: "Yeah. And, there's this one time when-"
???: "Mr. Parker, stop talking"
A man with a walking stick barges into the room, wearing a business suit and red sunglasses as he slams his briefcase onto the table.
???: "You don't need to answer that"
Cleary looks back from the cell containing Gwen and the others, only to be met with a blonde woman in a business suit.
After the knock had occurred, the door swung open, allowing a man with short, midfade hair to step into the room.
Special Agent Cleary: "And just who do you think you are?"
Blonde woman: "My name is Karen Page"
Short haired man: "My name is Foggy Nelson"
Blind man: "My name is Matthew Murdock"
Karen/Foggy/Matt: "And that my good sir, is my CLIENT"
In frustration, Cleary slams his fists onto the table as he lets out an exasperated sigh.
Y/n: "Looks like whatever plan you've come up with didn't work"
With a scowl, Cleary whips his glare toward Y/n whose calm and smug demeanor never left his expression.
Special Agent Cleary: "No...but as long as we have you in our custody, we will get to the bottom of what we are after"
A bang against the glass cuts Cleary off.
Y/n: "I'm guessing not for long"
With a SLAM of his walking cane, Matt takes a seat by the table as he finishes up a conversation on his phone.
Matt: "That's great...Thank you"
Matt then hung up the phone as Y/n, Peter, and May along with the rest of Y/n's friends sat around the table with bated breath.
Matt: "Well, I have some good news, everyone. I don't think any of the charges against all of you are gonna stick"
Peter: "Wait, seriously?"
MJ and the others all cheered a chorus of excitement and relief.
May: "Oh, I knew it!"
Peter: "Oh, my God. Mr. Murdock, thank you. That's..."
May: "Thank you, Matt"
Peter: "That's amazing"
Gwen: "Wait a second..."
Everyone fell quiet, turning to Gwen who in turn turned to Y/n.
Gwen: "If Nelson Murdock and Page were the ones that represented us. Who represented for you, Y/n?"
They then look to the teenager in question, now equally curious. Y/n only nods in a certain direction, redirecting their attention just in time to see a tall woman with long hair and green skin.
Green Lady: "Sorry I'm a little late. Had to give the D.O.D.C an earful to not try anything with you ever again"
Y/n: "Aww~ Thanks, Jennifer"
Gwen/Peter: "You're on a first-name basis already!!?"
Gwen and Peter look at Y/n exclaiming in two distinctly different tones.
Gloria: "Woah~"
Betty: "It's like The Hulk and an Amazon had a baby~"
Miles: "Totally~"
MJ: "How did she even fit?"
Jennifer: "I had a little helping hand from someone"
Jennifer then turns to a certain part of the room, TO ME!?
She then shot a wink before turning to Y/n.
Jennifer: "Well, Y/n, I believe that's a case closed on my end"
Y/n: "Will I be allowed to say...get brand deals? Since I'm basically famous at this point"
Jennifer: "I don't know, kid. I'm not your Agent, I'm just a lawyer"
Y/n: "But I can still call you if by chance I get hit with some legal troubles?"
Jennifer: *giggles* "Mmh...maybe when you're older"
Jennifer then whips her hair back before turning to leave the apartment.
Jennifer: "You kids behave now~"
With a shut of the door, Matt clears his throat, turning the room's attention back towards him.
Matt: "Well, as much as how good this news is towards all of you. Mr. Hogan..."
Happy: "Yes?"
Matt: "The feds are actively investigating some reportedly missing technology. I understand you're loyal to Mr. Stark and his legacy, but if you were involved..."
Happy: "If I was involved?"
Matt: "I might secure a lawyer"
Happy: *shocked* "I need a lawyer because I'm un-... I'm under inves-...I thought, you said, there's no charge. I could say under advisement of counsel, I refuse to answer the question respectfully because I... the answer could incriminate me. There's a saying in Goodfellas. What did they say in Goodfellas?"
May then places a comforting hand on Happy's arm, attempting to calm him down.
May: "I know that's what you think. Calm down. Let's hear what he has to say. Matt?"
Matt: "You're gonna need a really good lawyer. Everyone, we may have dodged your legal troubles, but there's a chance that it could grow much worse. There is still the court of public opinion"
(~!!!!!!!!!!/~~~~~~~~]
A brick then flies across the air before crashing through the window. This causes the majority of the people inside the room to duck for cover.
In an instant, Matt caught the object out of the air as Y/n remained calm, rocking in his chair as he was now sipping on some soda.
Peter: *amazed* "How did you just do that?"
Y/n took a long and loud sip of his drink before turning to Matt.
Y/n: "Go on, say the thing"
Matt: "...I'm a really good Lawyer"
Matt then placed the object in his hand down on the table, revealing to Y/n a brick with a bra hanging on the corner as a newspaper that wrapped around displayed a phone number written in red marker with a kiss mark on the end.
Miles: "Is that a-"
Gwen: "Did they just-"
Y/n: *shrug* "I guess I'm starting to have stans now"
May: "Stans?"
Y/n: "It's like a mix between stalker and fans. I thought that word could catch on, but I'm starting to think not..."
Random Bystander #1: "We love you spidey!!"
May: "We're gonna need a safer place to live"
Peter: "Oh crap, I haven't submitted my college application yet"
Y/n: "...DID YOU JUST SAY COLLEGE??!!!"
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Okay, okay, I know what all of you are about to say, but in my defense, I was held captive.
Was it against my will? Is none of your business but mine, man she is freakishly gentle despite her strength.
Anyway, I'm getting sidetracked. You guys know the drill by now
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