Road to Spider-man (The Road Continues)

(TVA arc) Part 3

The sound of the supermarket chime rung as I walk through the doors, mild irritation on my face as my hair along with my entire outfit is drenched in water.

Y/n: "Couldn't've at least teleported me to somewhere dry"

Looking around I see a few people grouped up, looking to have been seeking refuge inside the supermarket due to the storm. Luckily, the people chose to disregard my predicament thinking that I'm in a similar situation as them.

Y/n: "Hey, you guys don't happen to have some extra clothes?"

Clerk: "Aisle 7, sir"

Y/n: "Thanks"

Switching things up, I took a coat and zip-up hoodie, and a pair of cargo pants along with a new pair of shoes.

Y/n: "Glad to see Nike hasn't discontinued yet"

After putting all the pieces together, I began to admire myself in the mirror.

Y/n: "Damn...they wouldn't mind if I don't pay for these right?"

The sound of thunder then rang out from outside the supermarket, cousin me to jump slightly.

Y/n: "Right, Timeline, and stuff like that"

Exiting the changing room, I begin to look around the room for any sign of Loki. As I continue to look around, I spot around half a dozen Minutemen in the Supermarket.

Y/n: "I guess I'm in the right place seeing as my enemies are here"

I continue on my search, avoiding any minutemen I see along the way.

My search was stopped when I noticed a contraption tucked behind a few products on the shelves. Moving them to the side, I spot an array of charges that the Minutemen used to reset timelines, bundled up with the time tablet 

Y/n: "These things are what they used to reset timelines. Hey, look at that, I did learn something from the files"

???: "Turn around, carefully"

Before I could get a chance to inspect the contraption further, a voice calls out from behind me. Complying, I slowly pivot on my feet to face my would-be captor, to find none other than The God of Mischief, Loki. But instead of wearing his usual Asgardian garbs, he looks to be wearing a uniform made by the TVA.

Loki: "Hello, Me"

Y/n: "...Nope, wrong person"

Loki then puts his hands in his pockets as he gave me an unimpressed.

Loki: "Nice try, variant. But a true Loki wouldn't fall for that obvious little lie of yours"

Y/n: "Jeez, did Hulk slam you to the ground that hard?"

At the mention of Hulk, Loki's mood soured, as his unamused look turned to a glare in an instant.

Loki" "Now listen here, Variant"

Y/n: "Look, I assure you, I'm not the Variant you're looking for. Heck, I'm not even a Loki"

Loki: "Prove it"

(~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~)

I quickly turned around and blocked an overhead attack from behind before pulling them over my shoulder, slamming them in front of me, and webbing them to the ground.

Loki: *surprised* "You're the Spider-person back in New York!"

Y/n: "Yeah, and like I said. Not the variant you're looking for"