Keade: I have gathered you all here today even though we're still on break for a very important reason our nations current egg surplus crisis poults farmers across the land are throwing out their excess in bulk
Isogai: right I heard about that on the new it's a real waist
Keade: it is so I've drafted a proposal to salvage those eggs and assassinate korosensei in a way that's almost guaranteed full proof
Rio: we're killing him with surplus eggs
Terasaka: what are you gonna make an omelette? Throw in a couple of these babies like he won't see that coming from a mile away
Keade: I gave it a little bit more thought than that in fact, my tan is already in motion. Thanks to Mr Karasuma
Karasuma: right all the stuff you needs been set up outside
Kazuto: wait I helped with that are we doing what I think we are
Karasuma: heh you've got it
They walks put to find a giant mold
Okuda: so we have a ton of eggs and a mold are we making?
Kazuto: I knew it
Keade: yup it's exactly what do you think we are going to whip up a ginormous pudding, I give you operation pudding popper!
Nagisa: operation, putting popper huh? Well korosensei does have a pretty serious sweet tooth
Keade: BINGO and the targets recent crucial confession only confirms it
He reveals that korosensei wished to devour a mountain of pudding
So let's make that crazy, dream a reality, saving some for ourselves of course
She explains the plan the idea is to plant bombs and anti sensei bbs when he gets close
BANG!
Kazuto: you know this is starting to sound fun
Isogai: right it's definitely worth a shot
Okajima: i'm with you that korosensei loses his marbles when it comes to anything sweet
Takebayashi: and since kayano's usually not that proactive there's Element of surprise, he won't be suspicious
Isogai: all right, let's wait till he's not around and make ourselves a giant pudding
Students: YEAH!
Kazuto: only in this class would that sentence make sense
So they set apart doing just that
Kazuto ties his hair up
They make a whole lot of pudding manually making sure to tag out with other members
They drop the lid to let it cool
Kazuto let's out a low whistle
The next day
They take the mold off
Cover it in Carmel source and
Kazuto pulls out a flame thrower
To brûlée the top
And the pudding is done
Students: WE DID IT
Sugino: wow that looks delicious
Rio: you completely forget there's a bomb in there
Kazuto: this I'll be good
Korosensei arrives and starts drooling
Korosensei: and I'm allowed to eat this entire thing
Keade: oh sure I just didn't want those eggs going to some land fill
Rio: this is all kayano's idea you know
Kayano seems embarrassed
Korosensei starts crying: you've made me so happy
Rio: we Bette get going
Isogai: yeah don't wanna be late for English
Kazuto: Now make sure devour the whole thing
Korosensei: that's the plan! At last my dreams come true THANK YOU
Korosensei is devouring the whole thing
The class are just watching
Kayano: my pudding it'll be
MY PUDDING I CAN'T LET SOMETHING I PUT MY HEART AND SOUL INTO BE BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS
She bangs her head on the window over and over again
Terasaka holds her back: it's a damn pudding not the family pet ordnuspppsed to be blow to smithereens
Kayano: but we can't! It should stand in the schoolyard forever as a monument
Students: Gross
Korosensei: phew my jaws need a break by the a way amid all deliciousness I caught a whiff of this
He pulls out the bomb
Kazuto: (this guy)
Korosensei: I ate a path form Carmel to pudding too dirt and proceeded to tunnel underneath to remove it I assume the bomb was your handiwork takebayashi
Takebayashi: uh huh
He eats the bomb
Korosensei: well..your calculations where spot and if I have not picked up on the distinct scent of plastic explosives your scheme might have very well worked next time, you'll account for strangers, right?
Takebayashi: yes
Korosensei: C'est la vie but since all worked together to create this wonderful concoction you should enjoy it together
I set aside a nice clean portion for each of you
Kazuto: Damn well whatever I get pudding
Rio: Hahaha
He hears Nagisa talking
Nagisa: honestly no offence but I didn't think you had it in you to be so hardcore it was cool to watch a nice change of pace
Kazuto: agreed
Kayano: that's what it is too be an assassin not even your close friends get to see you true blade oh yeah there's more where that came from I've got all kinds of jiggly weapons
Kazuto shivers a little
Kazuto: (what the hell was that the pudding is cold I suppose)
The next day
They where training the butts off in a parkour game of cops and robbers
Kazuto senses his dad nearby
Kazuto: (Ha! Like old times this is a blast)
His da dis right below the branch his on when suddnely he jumps
Kazuto let's himself swing and claps right in his dads face spraying something
Karasuma: ugh what was that blueberries
But Kazuto was already gone
Kazuto: (need to do better than that dad)
Ritsu: five prisoners escaped
Kazuto: Ha! Well done
4 more prisoners free
Kazuto: my class is so awesome
Ritsu: time is up game is over
Kazuto heads right back to the schoolyard
Kazuto: you guys whats up
Sugino rushes over and sees no red marks
Sugino: wait you didn't get caught even though you where going solo
Kazuto: I beat him the same way I always do by knowing exactly what he's going to do because I've seen it so many times
The students are in awe
Kazuto: it's no big I bet if you guys spent almost a decade training with the guy you'd know how he fought too but I only got away due to a cheap trick
The next day
The class is reading the news
Korosensei walks in: Unbridled disgust!
The news basically says someone who matched korosensei's description was peeping on women while they where in their homes
Oknao: they're totally talking about you aren't they
Mimura: how could do you that stuff
Meh: we're very disappointed in you sir
Korosensei: no wait I'm innocent! I don't even know anything about this
Rinka: so have a alibi
Korosensei: A do what now
Rinka: never you on the evenings of the incidents in question and can anybody back you up?
Korosensei: let me see I was vigourously shaking a bag of seasoned fries alternating between an altitude of 10,000 meters and 3000 meters respectively
Mimura: NO-ONE CAN BACK THAT UP
Isogai: come on he's not a perv he's done some creepy things, sure even if you add em all together what've you really got
Kazuto: ok let's see He's read some adult magazines, been bribed with dirty pictures, stared intently at pinups during recess, spammed lingerie companies with requests to let him give their models a tentacle bra
The both look at each other feeling hopeless I guess the emotion is
Both: korosensei just turn yourself in
Korosensei: YOU BOTH AS WELL, This is an outrage!, I say d wrongfully accused! Don't you believe me very well too the teachers lounge I'll show you what kind of upright citizen I can be behold my pinup stash i'll talk to everyone of them without even a twinge of reservation
He then pulls out some women's underwear
The students gasp
Kazuto sweat drops
Terasaka: you're kidding
Okano: oh my god guys check out the roll book he put letters next too all the girls names korosensei knows our cup sizes
Keade: HUH WHAT THE HELL IS FOREVER FLAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN YOU EIGHT ARMED TWO BIT EMOJI FACED PEEPING TOM?!
Maehara: and what about this a break down fo all the girls in the school with a f cup or above
Korosensei: wait I that can't possibly
The entire class is glaring at him
Korosensei: You know what we need! A good old fashioned after school barbecue doesn't that sound like fun jeremget a load of these succulent skewer I threw tighter
He pulls something out the box and it's Bras on sticks six to be precise
Sugino: wow
Meg: this is nauseating
Okano: Gross
Korosensei: that,that's all for today boys and girls I uh I'll see you tomorrow
Karma laughs: we certainly put the octopus through the ringer didn't we, some people just can't rake the heat
Nagisa: is he stealing underwear that'd be pretty serious I mean we'retlsking an actual crime
Karma: compared to blowing up the earth I'd say it's precious
Nagisa: ok but...
Karma: I don't know what I do with superspeed but I can tell you one thing if I stole underwear I sure as hell wouldn't be sloppy enough to leave evidence behind
He throws a basketball with a bra on it
Karma: I found that in the equipment shed, korosensei's no fool he understands knows he'd be dead to us over something like this his whole life is about being a teacher between losing our respect and being assassinated everyone knows which one of those things he'd go more out of his way to avoid
Nagisa: yeah have to agree with you
Keade: then whose the sicko doing all this stuff
Fula: an impostor that colour that laugh we're dealing with an archetype A fake sensei, the double the doppelgänger oldest super villain trope in the book which means our culprit is deeply familiar with koro-sensei and his quirks, Hey let's you and me play detect Ritsu
Ritsu: yes
Kazuto: Ha let's catch this guy this way we won't lose the bounty and teach will be in our debt
Students: Yes!
Kayano: forever flat
They find a place where there's a super high chance of him being
They use their parkour skills to trespass
And they see korosensei
Nagisa: ok please say that he's here to nab the bad guy too
Kazuto: yeah I doubt that
Fuwa: look, he's so pissed off at the real criminal, just looking at all that underwriting gets him steamed
Terasaka: right wrongfully accused my pass
They see a big guy with a yellow head stealing underwear
Korosensei grabs him and pulls his helmet off
It's revealed to be
Kazuto: wait isn't that guy my dads underling
Korosensei: what is the reason to have for- AH!
Something falls on him and then he turns up
Shiro: The government was kind enough to let me have one of Karasuma's men on loan I Required quite a Leo into this pain of antisensei a sheets I don't like the rules, your students advised on the island yes such nimble minds, the young have lure confine and strike
Now, then korosensei let your final death match begin
A boy appears
It's Itona
And that's a wrap I gotta go to the dentist so the next chapter will out later