Kazuto gets into school and he learns that they are going on a trip
Later
Karasuma: everyone's aware that next week is our big overnight visit to Kyoto right we'll not to put a damper on the fun but your still on the clock
Okano: so are we supposed to try and kill him there
Karasuma: that is the idea
They will have sharp shoots around the city of Kyoto their job is to lead korosensei to one of them and if he does get killed then they split the reward money with the marksman
Nagisa: so we're splitting up into groups huh, Hey Karma, Kazuto wanna be with us
Kazuto: sure thing sounds fun
Karma: count me in
Sugino: your going to behave yourself right karma no funny business no getting into fights and all that stuff
Karma: sure ok dude when I stir up trouble out of town let's say I know how to keep witnesses from reporting it
Sugino: Oh great and now he's part of our group way to go
Kazuto: I bet they'd be a more efficient way you could always slash their vocal cords it'd stop them from talking completely
Karma: ooh intestring
Sugino: WHY ARE YOU GOING ALONG WITH THIS WAY TO GO NAGISA FOR RECRUITING THE TWO PSYCHOS
Nagisa: ehh what can I say we've all been friends for a while
Karma: so looks like we just need one more considering the one extra person
Kazuto: I guess our number seven should be a girl too
Sugino: hehehe I foresaw this and took the liberty of enlisting someone very special
Turns out kanzaki is part of there group
Kazuto: (Kanzaki huh no complaints here she's not my type but that's a good thing)
Kayano: so where should we go in Kyoto
Sugino: good question
Bitch: oh you're all so cute excited to walk the city streets, Boys and girls ah so young and naive
Maehera: yeah well you can just stay here professor bitch
Okano: you can water the plants while we're gone
Kazuto: sounds like a good plan you'll have a lot of free time after all
They all keep talking
Bitch: WHAT IF YOU BASTARDS THINK YOUR GOING TO DEAL ME OUT OF THIS TRIP THINK AGAIN
She pulls a dam gun on them
Maehara: what! You know your kind of giving us mixed signals here
Bitch: OH I'LL SHOW YOU MIXED SIGNALS COPPER-TOP
Korosensei runs in holding a ton of books
Korosensei: ONE OF EACH OF YOU
Itona: what's are those sir
Korosensei: Field trip guide books
Kazuto is given a book
Kazuto: (Dam this heavy but I'm still stoked)
Later
Kazuto just slumps on the train and takes a nap
He wakes up sees korosensei on the window
Kazuto: (hmm I must still be asleep)
He goes back to sleep
He wakes up when the train stops
Kazuto finds out his hair is now in a high ponytail
Kazuto sighs: rio did you do this
Rio gives him thumbs up: it suits you
Later they get to the hotel
Korosensei is feeling sick
Mimura: so bullet trains actually give him motion sickness
Okano: you'll probably feel better if you lay down in our room for a while
Korosensei:perhaps later I need to pop back over to Tokyo for a moment first
Okano: huh
Korosensei: Korosensei forgot his favourite pillow
Mimura: how is everything you own not in that bag
Turns out Kanzaki lost the itinerary
Later they are walking around
Staring at a church looking thing
Sugino: nice spot, for assassination I mean don't you think Nagisa
Nagisa: if the snipers can see it sure
They are now on a bridge
Kayano: what a bizarre field trip right
Kazuto: Nah this is super fun the bizarreness just makes it better
Kayano: whatever we do, we have to get green tea warabimochi dumplings
Nagisa chuckles
Okuda: that's a great idea we can put poison in them
Kayano: that's twisted
Kazuto: hehehe now that's interesting
Karma: yeha not bad we could take advantage of his sweet tooth
Kayano: that'd be a waster of a perfectly good local treat
Kanzaki: now if only we could find a poison that didn't give him special powers
Sugino: not to be that guy but I was kind of hoping we could put the whole assassination thing on hold while we where here, we are in Kyoto people what do any of these sights have to do with assassination
They keeps going
Kazuto: you'd be surprised around here is where royma sakumoto was cut down in 1867
Nagisa: that's right and just down is honnoji temple though it's moved a few times since they built it
Kayano: oh yeah oda's death counts as an assassination
Kazuto: in these few blocks so many high profile assassinations happened sure Kyoto is the heart of Japan but it's also a Mecca for profession killers
Sugino: I never thought about it that way guess you could say we're on am assassination vacation
Okuda: cool next up is yasaka shrine
Karma: mind if we take a break first I'd really like to load up on some sugar loaded Kyoto coffee right about now
Kayano: YAY SUGAR
Kazuto: I don't like coffee but some cake sounds nice
They walk around Gion which since it's pretty much a ghost town
It's ideal of assassination
Punk A: ideal is right, it's also a great place of kidnappers to ply their trade
Guy start surround them
Kazuto: (well this is a mess)
Karma: I hope you don't take this the wrong way but something tells me you gentle men aren't tourists
Punk A: don't try to be a hero, carrot top hand over you lady friends and wa-
Karma slams him to the ground
Kazuto: no witnesses a guess
A guy charges him with a knife
Kazuto: alright ok
Kazuto grab his arm disarming him ues his other hand to grab the nice stabbing the punk in the leg
Punk: AHHH
He then knees him in the chest before performing a shoulder throw slamming him on the ground Hard!
They suddenly have hold of kanzaki and Kayano
Kazuto: dammit!
He gets punched the the face
He manages to take down two of them but eventually he gets punched in the gut very hard and the after another punch to the face he's down
Kazuto wakes up
Kazuto: ugh so what do we do now
Karma: I vote we handle this personally
Kazuto: I have to say I agree
Sugino: so how do we find them
They look through the guidebook
Sugino: when a group member has been abducted
Kazuto: why am I not surprised this is in here
Nagisa: korosensei is insanely thorough there's even a section a bit to deal with seeing overpriced Kyoto souvenirs, for cheap at boutique shops back home
Sugino: it's likes he's walking us through every possible scenario
Nagisa: cheering yourself up after seeing a lovey dovey couple specifically on the banks of the kamado river
Sugino: but that's not even a thing
Nagisa: well at least reading this calmed us down
Kazuto: yeah we all know what we need to do now
They walk off
Kazuto: heh this'll be fun
Karma: you said it
They walks through the door where kayano and kanzaki are being held
Karma amd Kazuto both throwing aside punks they beat up
Nagisa: school trip guidebook page 1043 what to do when group member has been abducted if there are no leads on the perpetrators think back to finding out if they are local or not, if not and are wearing school uniforms refer to page 1334 if the perpetrators are wearing school uniforms you might be dealing with a rival school,out causing trouble
Kayano: you found us
Punk leader: what the hell how did you even know where to look
Nagisa: being unfamiliar with the area the culprits will opt to stay within a narrow perimeter after the initial kidnapping, somewhere secluded but not far from the scene of the crime if this is the case, consult page 134 my Mac 20 birds eye view map of likely abductor hideout may help
Sugino: that guidebook is straight up amazing there's nothing korosensei didn't think of
Karma: no kidding right definitely worth lugging it around
Kazuto: yeah we should take one with us anywhere
Punks: YOUR GETTING ALL THIS FROM A GUIDEBOOK
Kazuto: alright so what's it gonna be fight
Karma: or flight we'll go easy but after all you out as through your not get it g out of this unscathed
Both: that's a promise
Punk leader: you junior high kids cracked me up, acting all bad ass, But why don't you say hello to some friends of mine see how far the ads to get to with them?
They come out being held by korosensei
They all scream
Korosensei: say hello to them if you'd like be advised thing they probably won't hear you
Nagisa: it's korosensei
Korosensei: sorer I'm late to the festivities I figured it'd be best to let you handle this in your own while I searched else where just to cover all the basis
Nagisa: umm sir why exactly are you wearing a veil
Korosensei: violence is always regrettable I'd rather you not associate my face with what has been done or what I'm about to do
The punks charge them but korosensei take shred all out in an instant
Korosensei pissed off: unless you can move faster than me you'd be advised to keep your filthy hands off my students
Punk leader: Wow, so even the teachers they hire at that damn school are special probably get off, looking down on us, like the other kids do well look down on this!
Korosensei: I think you have the wrong impression the school these boys and girls attend is special yes but they're considered the outcast their class is the target of merciless scorn even so bleak their situation may seem the stay commendably positive never would these children, dream of pulling others down to their level out of spite
They are not privileged, they simply work hard and there is the moral for you as the old saying that those in clear waters or murky lakes Fortune favours the fish who swims, upstream.
Ok boys and girls let's take care of business
Korosensei said all of this while taking out loads of punks
They all appear behind the punks and whack them over the head with their guidebooks
And the once all that mess is cleared up
The day is over
And that's a wrap see you all later for the next one