You've Got Mail: Cautionary T...

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♡♡ I DO NOT OWN THE TRANSLATION !! CREDITS TO NOVELHALL ♡♡ Title: You've got a mail: A cautionary tale (YGMCT... More

ATTENTION !!!!!
Chapter 1 - The Affairs of Adviser Wu
Chapter 2 - Penpals Through the Pigeon Express
Chapter 3 - Receiving A Pile of Pengornis Drawings
Chapter 4 - Nothing Was More Important Than The Pengornis Drawings
Chapter 5 - Adviser Wu's Wet Dream (NSFW)
Chapter 6 - Adviser, Your Pengornis
Chapter 7 - Shall We Expose Ourselves to Each Other? (NSFW)
Chapter 8 - On the Peaks of Pleasure, In the Showers of Desire (NSFW)
Chapter 9 - Playing With the Adviser's Little Pengornis (NSFW)
Chapter 10 - Flute Appreciation with Adviser Wu (NSFW)
Chapter 11 - The Great South Garrison General
Chapter 12 - The Great South Garrison General Part 2
Chapter 13 - They Meet Again
Chapter 14 - Let Mr D In, Here's a Good Boy (NSFW)
Chapter 15 - Guess Where This Jade Rod is Going? (NSFW)
Chapter 16 - The General Wants to Stay
Chapter 17 - A Beauty's Favour is the Hardest to Enjoy
Chapter 18 - City Folks are Really Different
Chapter 19 -It Always Backfires When The General Tries to Fuck A Certain Someone
Chapter 20 - The Lewd Darling and The Big Pengornis (NSFW)
Chapter 21 - Why Must You Insist On It?
Chapter 22 - Who Exactly Was That Person?
Chapter 23 - All First Loves Are Painful
Chapter 24 - And So Will-o'-Wisp Lu Makes Trouble
Chapter 25 - Let's Just Plant Cucumbers
Chapter 26 - The Adviser's Daily Life
Chapter 27 - Will o' Wisp Lu Finally Appears!
Chapter 28 - Adviser Wu Rides a Horse (NSFW)
Chapter 29 - For Whom Are You Getting Angry About?
Chapter 30 - The General's EQ is Touching
Chapter 31 - Rumours
Chapter 32 - You Like Fanning The Flames, Yet You Can't Take The Heat (NSFW)
Chapter 33 - He's Like A Wisp of Moonlight
Chapter 34 - Ancestor Worship
Chapter 35 - The Prince of Lanling of Pengornises
Chapter 36 - Staying Up on New Year's Eve1 (NSFW)
Chapter 37 - The Mutual Destruction of The Brothers Is Troubling The Advisor
Chapter 38 - This New Year is Rough
Chapter 39 - Fire Cannot Be Wrapped In Paper, Unless They Were Paper Lanterns
Chapter 40 - The Cucumbers Have Matured
Chapter 41 - Will o' Wisp Lu's Tricks Are Rather Stale
Chapter 42 - An Interlude; Pickled Cucumbers Are Really Yummy
Chapter 44 - Why Is It Lanterns Again??
Chapter 45 - Mingzhu Flees / A Treasure Covered in Dust1
Chapter 46 - Wafts and Whiffs (NSFW)
Chapter 47 - There Are Some Things You Actually Did Not Forget
Chapter 48 - This Apparently Is A Trap Disguised As A Feast
Chapter 49 - That Peach Forest, Once Upon A Time
Chapter 50 - A Qin's Melody Spells One's Emotions
Chapter 51 - Are You Really Not Going to Let The Physician Check Your Eyes
Chapter 52 - Let's Do Something A Little Interesting (NSFW)
Chapter 53 - Come, Come Touch Your Belly (NSFW)
Chapter 54 - Are We Still Giving This Gift?
Chapter 55 - Rancui Gains A Loyal Puppy
Chapter 56 - Your Good Friend Mr. Lu Is Back Online
Chapter 57 - That Frog in The Well
Chapter 58 - So Many Pengornises In The Capital, Of Course I Should Go Take A Lo
Chapter 59 - The Past Is Over, There's No Turning Back
Chapter 60 - The Will-o-Wisp Turning Into Dust Only Needed The Blink of An Eye
Chapter 61 - The Various Emotions of Life, And So It Goes
Chapter 62 - It's Time For Plot: Trouble at a Wedding!
Chapter 63 - Not Sure What Title to Give This, Bursting Their Bubbles?
Chapter 64 - The Agreed Upon Blood Vomiting
Chapter 65 - The Long Journey to The Capital
Chapter 66 - If He Doesn't Belong to Anyone, Would You Want Him?
Chapter 67 - You Can't Stop Taking This Medicine
Chapter 68 - Is This In The Hands of Fate or Mine?
Chapter 69 - This Peng Society Gathering...
Chapter 70 - I've Missed You... (NSFW)
Chapter 71 - A Dream That Left No Traces (NSFW)
Chapter 72 - Every Age Brings In a New Pengornis
Chapter 73 - The Tree of Jianmu: The Bridge Between Heaven and Earth
Chapter 74 - We Both Have Nothing, And So Coincidentally, We're A Match
Chapter 75 - As The Saying Goes, To Be Hoisted By One's Own Petard
Chapter 76 - No Matter How Painful Getting Hoisted By One's Own Petard Is, It's
Chapter 77 - Yan Wenxin
Chapter 78 - Forever and Eternal Peace
Chapter 79 - Rubbing the Belly
Chapter 80 - Showdown
Chapter 81 - Showdown Part 2
Chapter 82 - How to Prove This?
Chapter 83 - A Trap Within A Trap(?): Part 1
Chapter 84 - A Trap Within A Trap(?): Part 2
Chapter 85 - Advisor Wu Toughens Up
Chapter 86 - Tell the Truth
Chapter 87 - Every Cloud Has A Silver Lining
Chapter 88 - This Is Called A Slutty Hole (NSFW)
Chapter 89 - How About Burning The Pengornis Drawing of Ping Yifan? (NSFW)
Chapter 90 - Your Good Friend Yan Wenxin is Now Online
Chapter 91 - Spring's Frequent Visitor, While Money Disappears
Chapter 92 - Meeting the In-Laws
Chapter 93 - Your Pengornis Isn't The Only Thing I Like
Chapter 94 - Ai, There's Something I Want to Say (NSFW)
Chapter 95 - A Bolt From The Blue (NSFW)
Chapter 96 - Anxious and Uneasy
Chapter 97 - What Was Man Yue Doing Here?!
Chapter 98 - Adviser Wu's Short Story
Chapter 99 - Someone Is Vomiting Blood
Chapter 100 - Time to Get Yan Wenxin to Fall Into The Trap!
Chapter 101 - Prison Play (NSFW)
Chapter 102 - Closing The Net
Chapter 103 - Visiting A Prisoner In Jail
Chapter 104 - Xingzi: Always Misjudged
Chapter 105 - Wrapping Up
Chapter 106 - It Started With Pengornises, And It Also Ends With Pengornis (End)

Chapter 43 - How Can A Pengornis Compare to Me? (NSFW)

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Wu Xingzi was rather thin, but still, the parts of him that should be fleshy still had some heft to it. Caressing his fair and slender legs, they felt smooth and sleek. This was especially so for his thighs, as they were soft to touch while kneading them.

His perky and plump buttocks were even more outrageous. After going through the epic love making awhile ago, they seemed to have grown bigger from all the squeezing and kneading. Guan Shanjin’s giant pengornis was trapped between those buttocks, becoming harder each time he thrust, and the more he thrust, the more slippery the valley became. He tightened his embrace, his actions gradually turning rougher.

The egg-sized head of the cock was already dripping wet, smearing across those fair and smooth buttocks. Occasionally, it would press against a certain little dark hole, the pressure causing Wu Xingzi to pant excessively. He shifted his hips uncontrollably, and no one knew if he was trying to hide from the pengornis, or was welcoming it.

“Stop moving around…” After a few times of brushing past the hidden entrance but not entering, Guan Shanjin’s forehead was covered in sweat from enduring his desires. The pulsing on his temples could be seen clearly, and the veins were about to turn visible.

However, not only was this old fellow panting heavily, he was even moaning and mewling away. Each cry lingered, each drawl spilling slowly from his lips. His narrow waist twisted and writhed, and he could not look any lewder.

Unable to stop himself, Guan Shanjin gave those drenched buttocks two good smacks. Already pink from friction, two clear handprints soon appeared on those cheeks, looking extraordinarily obscene.

Guan Shanjin was at the end of his tether, as he could barely resist spreading those cheeks apart and thrusting his cock right into this old fellow’s hole. The fluids staining his cock did not come entirely from him. In fact, the source of a large amount was from the old fellow’s slutty little hole, dripping and soaking Guan Shanjin’s trousers.

“Come on… rub harder…” Despite his usual shy temperament, Wu Xingzi was always very liberal in bed. He was starting to sound tearful, whining as he urged Guan Shanjin on. This sort of barely perceptible grinding heated his body, warming it up. Wu Xingzi felt an indescribable emptiness within him, and this made him very impatient.

He tried to grind himself against that thick, burning hot cock, but his waist was gripped so tightly that he could not move. The man below him took his own sweet time, thrusting unhurriedly against his thighs and buttocks. There were a few times Guan Shanjin skidded past Wu Xingzi’s sensitive perineum, making his desires flame up further, his body falling limp to the sensation, and Wu Xingzi was unable to think properly anymore.

“My lewd darling…” Guan Shanjin suckled Wu Xingzi’s earlobe, again giving a good smack on his buttocks, causing his pale flesh to ripple upon the impact. “Clamp your thighs together and let me rub it out.”

Having stated that he would not enter, the Great General Guan really did not push himself inside. His lust burned within him, his cock was so hard that it hurt, and he desperately wanted to hold the man down and fuck him hard.

However, he had official duties to attend to, and he truly was not able to slowly take his time to play with this lewd quail. As such, he could only choose the next best thing, which was to use Wu Xingzi’s thighs to resolve his blazing desire.

Wu Xingzi was very compliant, clamping his thighs obediently. The tender skin on his inner thighs was extremely sensitive, and his thighs shuddered slightly, feeling as though he was about to be burnt by that scalding huge pengornis.

The size of Guan Shanjin’s pengornis was startling. Even the portion that could be seen poking out from between Wu Xingzi’s thigh seemed as though it was nearly the same size as Wu Xingzi’s cock. The heated flesh, plastered right next to the pink, half-hard cock, jabbed away, causing Wu Xingzi to lose his balance. Swaying with the thrusts, Wu Xingzi whimpered. With tearful eyes, he looked at his little thing turning red from the friction, jolting about as precum drooled from its tip.

“Uhh… Gentler… be gentler…” In no time at all, Wu Xingzi pleaded, unable to bear the sensation. His inner thighs burned with pain, while his little cock tingled with pleasure. Holding onto Wu Xingzi’s waist, Guan Shanjin held him firmly on top of him. Every bristly strand of hair rasped against Wu Xingzi’s sensitive perineum, and this pleasure did not lose to the feeling of his hole getting fucked.

“Hmm? Who was the one who wanted me to move?” Guan Shanjin was in ecstasy, being between Wu Xingzi’s slippery smooth thighs. Although it was not as pleasurable as fucking right into him, there was still a sort of delight in this action.

“Ahh…” Guan Shanjin’s gentle and sentimental tone swept past Wu Xingzi’s ear along with his warm breath. Wu Xingzi’s shoulders raised a little, and he begged, “I was wrong… it hurts… n-not so hard…”

Wu Xingzi’s two balls were suddenly prodded by Guan Shanjin’s hard cock. Wu Xingzi cried out, shuddering violently as he orgasmed without any warning. Whitish shots of come landed on his own belly, with small drops still dribbling out from the tip of his cock. The man behind him seemed to have gasped slightly, before reaching out to caress the tender head of Wu Xingzi’s cock, stroking it with his callused fingers.

The pleasure needled into Wu Xingzi’s heart and brain. His mouth gaped open slightly as he raised his chin. No sound left his lips, while his perineum was harshly jabbed a few times. With a twitch of his hips, thin streams of come again shot out from his cock, all landing in Guan Shanjin’s palm. The fluid was then smeared on his softened dick, and Guan Shanjin gripped both his own dick along with Wu Xingzi’s softened one, rubbing the two of them off together, and Wu Xingzi cried for mercy, with no place to hide.

“Hold on for a while more, I’m not there yet.” Guan Shanjin bent his neck, kissing Wu Xingzi’s sweaty cheek. His breathing was heavier, and erotic words fell from his mouth like rain.

Now, Guan Shanjin no longer kept that casual pace, but thrust with abandonment as he gripped Wu Xingzi’s waist. Wu Xingzi panted, already crying out. It felt as though the skin of his inner thighs was about to be rubbed away. Although the place was slick from the fluids of them both, it was still not enough. His perineum and little cock were both long swollen from the friction, and he was currently unable to get hard. To be ground against by a hard cock wantonly, Wu Xingzi could no longer differentiate if he was feeling more pleasure or pain.

“J-just p-put it inside me… Ahh…” Two smacks fell onto his buttocks. Wu Xingzi sniffled pitifully as he begged. Grinding against him? What for? He would much rather Guan Shanjin just thrust into him!

Having never felt such pain in the matters of sex with Guan Shanjin, Wu Xingzi twisted his hips, trying to avoid him, only to be trapped and unable to free himself. Whenever his thighs fell apart slightly, Guan Shanjin would thrust between his cheeks. Feeling both the hurt and the pleasure, Wu Xingzi could only cry as he pleaded for mercy.

Despite Wu Xingzi being trapped between pleasure and pain, Guan Shanjin was enjoying himself greatly. The smooth thighs brought him great pleasure as they felt like a cock sheath. Wu Xingzi’s little quail was adorably soft. The splendid image of his little cock flopping here could not be put to words.

Eyes red from pleasure, Guan Shanjin lifted Wu Xingzi up and turned him around, hooking Wu Xingzi’s legs around his waist. His heated cock dragged past the swollen cleft of Wu Xingzi’s buttocks, and was trapped between the two fleshy cheeks.

“It hurts?” Guan Shanjin gently caressed Wu Xingzi’s inner thigh, then slid his hand towards the reddened patch of skin. It now felt burning hot, and Wu Xingzi cried out in a low voice when he touched him there, as his hips writhed to avoid his touch.

“It hurts?” Naturally, Guan Shanjin did not allow him to escape. He caught hold of Wu Xingzi with one hand, while the hand stroking his thigh exerted more force.

“Ahh…” Wu Xingzi twitched, stuttering, “I-it h-hurts…”

“Be good.” Guan Shanjin’s eyes curved in a smile at Wu Xingzi, pecking the tip of his nose consolingly. He then moved down, pressing kisses on his lips, and tugged Wu Xingzi into his arms. “Look, pengornises are not anything good too. They don’t dote on you like I do.”

Huh?

Wu Xingzi blinked. Two drops of tears rolled down his cheeks, only for them to be licked away by Guan Shanjin. Guan Shanjin then slid his tongue between Wu Xingzi’s lips, swirling about within. Wu Xingzi’s body fell limp from the kiss. He was unable to catch his breath, and even his brain had melted into a puddle.

As for Guan Shanjin, he seemed to have vented some anger of his. His smile was like a flower, as he cuddled the person in his arms.

The huge cock that had never ceased in hardness was plastered against Wu Xingzi’s buttocks, grinding slowly. There were a few times it nudged its way slightly into Wu Xingzi’s hole, but it did not fully enter. With this action repeating a few times, Wu Xingzi’s thighs no longer hurt like before, and his lust welled up again.

With the exchange between the two tongues, the sounds of kissing echoed in the room. Guan Shanjin too could not hold back anymore. Holding onto the old thing’s narrow waist, he decided to drive straight in. In any case, there was Man Yue in Bastion City. It would be fine for him to occasionally indulge himself.

Just as Guan Shanjin was about to go all the way in, Hei’er’s voice travelled from outside Shuanghe Yard. “General! The third young miss of the Yue family is asking to see you!”

Guan Shanjin paused. The flames of desire in his heart abated abruptly. Although his cock was unable to fully soften in this amount of time, he now had lost his interest in continuing, and it looked rather awkward.

“Hmm?” Wu Xingzi was still groggy. His buttocks unconsciously nudged back towards Guan Shanjin, and they were patted in consolation.

“There’s something I have to tend to, so I need to go. You…” Guan Shanjin helped to pull Wu Xingzi’s trousers up, returning him to his stool. He then straightened himself out, returning to his air of the Great Southern Garrison General in the blink of an eye. If not for that tinge of erotic red in his eyes, he would seem as though he was cold like an iceberg.

“You…” Wu Xingzi had yet to regain his wits. Blankly, he stared at Guan Shanjin. The man in front of him could neither be described as a stranger nor someone close, but Wu Xingzi could vaguely see some annoyance and loathing in those charming, alluring eyes. The fire within Wu Xingzi too slowly died down, and he sat awkwardly on his seat, not knowing where to place his limbs.

“Hmm?” Bending down and planting a gentle kiss on Wu Xingzi’s mouth, Guan Shanjin stroked his earlobe. “Let’s have dinner together tonight.”

“Sure, I’ll get the girls to prepare a couple more dishes.” Wu Xingzi nodded, pushing him away lightly. “Don’t let that young lady wait.”

Now, Wu Xingzi had recalled who the third young miss of the Yue family was. Was that not Mr. Lu’s fiancée? No wonder Guan Shanjin had lost all interest.

Inexplicably feeling a little sad, Wu Xingzi was unable to explain why he felt that way. He watched Guan Shanjin leave as he rubbed his chest. He seemed to have experienced this sort of feeling before, but he could not remember what it was.

“Mr. Wu?” Mint quietly approached him, gently calling out. “Shall I prepare some hot water for you to clean up?”

“Ah, sure.” Wu Xingzi smiled and nodded at her. He could see the worry in the girl’s eyes, but he did not know how to comfort her.

After all, he himself was unable to identify what exactly was he feeling now as well.

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