White: I'm color blind. (To be precise, I'm half colorblind)
Shadow: Then why are you naming yourself AFTER A COLOR?!
White: Oh I don't know why is your name Cyan?
Shadow: My parents... are... not very creative...
White: I guess that's why they name their son after a color and their daughter after a flower
Akai: Why do people call cute humans "Cinnamon rolls"?
Joker: I don't know why are you asking me?
Akai: Do they taste like cinnamon rolls?
Joker: What do you think they taste like?
Akai: ...Human flesh
Joker: Obviously
Akai: Obviously
Shadow: Today, you'll be doing the trial of darkness my son.
Bat: Stop saying "My son" it sounds weird
Shadow: Young one
Bat: I'm 13 years old. I'm not that young
Shadow: Teen one
Bat: That doesn't sound right
Shadow: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?! A F*CKING CHILD WHO DOESN'T LISTEN TO HIS F*CKING FATHER?!
Bat: Exactly. I only listen to mom
Shadow: That explains... a lot of things
White: Today we're watching a game of chess between Spade and Lupin. Currently, Lupin is winning.
Spade: Hmm... I move my King forward.
Lupin: Heh. Bad play
Spade: *Moves forward with Ice Shot being targeted at Lupin* Is it?
Lupin: ... Is this allowed?
White: He is King so yeah.
Bonus:
Lupin: *Moves his horse and rides an actual horse* Who's the loser now?
Spade: *Moves his queen and summons Queen holding her diamond sword* You were saying?