Joker: Let me guess... pixiv?
White: Yep.
White: Wait... Akai is a bird... people thought he is a god...and he's sealed in some part in Egpyt... MAYBE HE IS HORUS!
Akai: Who's this "Horus" guy?
White: I think he's you...
Akai: I guess I got another nickname
White: How many nicknames do you have?
Akai: Let's see... Phoenix, Messenger of the southern cross, Garuda yeah I have a lot
Joker: *Shakes White* HOW DID YOU GET THE IMAGE OF MY WORST NIGHTMARE?!
White: ...Uh...
White2: *Gets rid of a machine that lets you see people's dreams*
White: Author powers...?
Shadow: *Hides in embarrassment*
Joker: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Shadow: Look someone somehow replaced my black speeder with this... thing
White2: *Whispers to White* Should we tell him?
White: ...No
Spade and D: ...
White: PFFFT-
D: Why do we even wear handkerchief?
Spade: I don't remember right now
Joker: WHY DO YOU KEEP SHOWING ME MY WORST NIGHTMARE?????
White: Why-
Joker: DON'T YOU DARE SAY WHY NOT
White: Why not?
Joker: *Screams inside*
Joker: Why are we fighting over Queen again?
Shadow: Honestly I have no idea
ShaQueen shippers: YES! YOU GO SHADOW!
JoQueen shippers: QUEEN IS BETTER WITH JOKER! IT'S CANON!
ShaQueen and JoQueen shippers: *Fight to the death*
Akai: So... this is what you humans call "Ship war"
White: Yep.
Akai: ...It's entertaining
White: Right?
Silver Heart: SILVER HEARTS, ASSEMBLE!
Hero Silver Heart: HIYA!
Coffin Silver Heart: ...I thought I'm dead...
Genderbent Silver Heart: I am definitely a girl
Star dressing Silver Heart: TO THE COSMOS WE GO!
All Silver Hearts: OW MY BACK!
Spade: ...When did this happen?
Cupid and White: Wuehehehehehehehehhehe
Hosshi: ...
Joker: What did you do this time Wig Jerk?
Neo: *Innocent whistling*
Akai: That... thing just tapped my shoulder for whatver reason
Korosensei: I'M NOT A THING OK?! I'M A HUMAN!
Everyone: ...
White: Crap it's just a matter of time until-
AAC: AAC OPEN UP!
White: There they are
White: *Yeets the laptop out of the window*
Everyone: ...
White: We will never speak of this again.
Bonus:
White: YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE PIXIV! THIS IS WHAT YOU DESERVE I SAY! *Angy White noises*
Joker: So... What just happened?
White2: It's his daily "I am angry at you pixiv" activity
Joker: Ah