Shadow: Hello everyone I am your substitute Shadow Joker. You can call me "The scariest person alive"
Random student: That's too long
Shadow: Ok then "Best Joker out of all Jokers"
Random student: That's still too long
Shadow: WHO'S THE TEACHER HERE PEASANT?!
Random student: ...
Shadow: Good. Now according to your schedule, you're learning math today
Students: YAY! (They're math loving students don't complain)
Shadow: But Screw the f*cking schedule. WE'RE LEARNING HOW TO SWEAR AND KILL TODAY! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Students: ... BOOOOOOO *Throws random objects to Shadow*
Random student: WE WANT MATH
Shadow: SHUT UP B*TCH!
Random student B: Teacher said no swearing in class
Shadow: WELL I'M YOUR TEACHER NOW SO I MAKE THE RULES NOW
Students: BOOOOOOO
Shadow: THAT'S IT IT'S PUNISHMENT TIME
Random student C: Oh what are you going to do? Make us stand to the corner? Ooh I'm scared
Shadow: Oh no. We're doing something much worse 😈😈😈
<Later>
Shadow: Now. Stand there in front of the apple
Students: *Line up in front of the apple*
Shadow: Good. Now stay *Draws out bloody rain*
White: Why did you recommend him as a sub?
Joker: For the moment right after this *Eats pocorns*
Random moms: *Hits Shadow with
(Yes they're moms are Mexican)
Joker: No one can escape the Chancla
White: True. Give me some of that popcorn