(Quick detail, the current Albania will be called "Albania", and Communist Albania "C.A.". If there's any organisation named C.A. already, sorry, I don't know you)
Greece: Okay, I'll do it. I have Türkiye here to take part of the blame.
Türkiye: Wait, that's what I'm here for?!
Greece: Hey, Rex, I need you for this dare!
T-rex_lover: Yup, I'm here.
Greece: Great, you'll help me with it.
T-rex_lover: I don't have any option, I mean, we need to do the dare.
Greece: Yea, now do the thing.
T-rex_lover: Ughhh, alright. I'll make him appear in.
✨✨✨One magic later✨✨✨
C.A.: What the f*ck?
T-rex_lover: Okay, I'm off to cinema, I don't wanna be late!
Greece: Hey, wait! What am I supposed to do with him?
T-rex_lover: I don't know, go get ice cream or something. By the way, where is everyone?
Greece: The others are currently at Yugo's house, being forced to watch Frozen for the 174th time.
T-rex_lover: Take care of him and Türkiye!
Türkiye: Exuse me? What do you think I'll do. Jump off a clif?
Greece: Shut up!
T-rex_lover: Alright. Last question before I go, where is C.A.?
Greece: What do you mean? He's her- F*ck, where is he?! Don't tell me I lost him now!
T-rex_lover: Well, bye.
Greece: Oh, c'mon!
(At Yugo's)
The film: 🎶Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know~🎶
Croatia: Not that part!
The film: 🎶Well, now they know~🎶
Serbia: Slovenia, don't-
Slovenia: 🎶F*ck it all!~ F*ck it all!~🎶 🎶Don't give a sh*t anymore!~🎶
Kosovo: 🎶F*ck it all!~ F*ck it all!~🎶
Bulgaria: Kosovo, not you too!
Herzegovina: *flips the table* 🎶Flip the table, screw you all!~🎶
Bosnia: Herz! I thought we were friends! Pals, we are a family! Stop this torture!
Slovenia: *points at Bosnia* 🎶I don't take~ This bullsh*t anymore!~🎶
Kosovo: 🎶I don't give a f*ck!~~~~🎶
Macedonia: 🎶The cold never bothered me anyway~🎶
Yugoslavia: I'm gonna die again with you...
C.A.: Wow, I don't even know in what I have just found myself in.
Yugoslavia: Motherf*cker! Why the hell are you here?! *brings out a shotgun*
Serbia: Better question! How the hell are you here?!
Romania: Even better question! Slavia, where did you pull that shotgun from?!
Croatia: Dad, drop that shotgun!
Yugoslavia: What?
Croatia: Drop it!
Yugoslavia: I'm not dropping it!
Montenegro: Then give it to 'Tia!
Yugoslavia: Fine.
*Violent knocking*
C.A.: I think I have come at the wrong moment.
Bulgaria: Yea, pretty much.
*More violent knocking*
Slovenia: Does no one hear the violent knocking from outside? I'll check who's at the door. *opens the door* Oh, hey Greece! What'cha need?
Greece: I lost it!
Slovenia: What?
Greece: The thing!
Slovenia: Umm, come in. What thing?
Greece: The thi- Oh, there it is!
Slovenia: You mean Communist Albania?! You got him here?!
Greece: Rex helped!
T-rex_lover: *appears out of nowhere* Hey, don't get me into this!
Yugoslavia: *brings out a gun* What the f*ck is happening?
Romania: How?!
Montenegro: Dad, give me the gun!
Yugoslavia: Oh, my god, I'm your father!
Croatia: A very irresponsible one.
Montenegro: The. Gun. Now.
Yugoslavia: I can't believe I'm getting manipulated by my own children!
C.A.: And I can't believe you have your own children!
Yugoslavia: You little sh*t!
*Again with the violent knocking*
Slovenia: I'll go. Türkiye? What are you -
Türkiye: I lost the thing.
Slovenia: Communist Ablania? He's here.
Türkiye: Yea, him- Wait what?
Greece: Sorry I didn't tell you, I only came here moments ago.
Yugoslavia: Oh, great, now everyone is in my house, along with the Ablanian sh*t.
Albania: Which one?
C.A.: Heya dude!
Albania: Oi.
Croatia: Wanna watch Frozen?
Albania: Yea, sure.
Türkiye: Eh, I don't care, I'm not going back in this hell of a weather anyway. It's burning hot outside.
Greece: Count me in.
C.A.: Hmmm, I never watched it, it could be interesting.
T-rex_lover: YES!
Yugoslavia: No one's gonna question when Alba got here?
Bosnia: Yup.
Kosovo: Okay, come here.
C.A.: What kind of moving photo is that?
Serbia: It's called movie, you pre-historic bastard.
Croatia: You just watch, alright.
Amber~Koral: *appears* Hun, I've been waiting in front of the cinema for half an hour, and you're watching Frozen?!
Yugoslavia: F*ck, another one! *brings out a knife*
Romania: In the name of f*cking Earth, where is he getting these from?!
T-rex_lover: Uhh, I'll be going! *desappears with Amber~Koral*
Yugoslavia: *anger* AHHHHHH!
Everyone else: *anger* AHHHHHH!
Slovenia: Shut the f*ck up!
Serbia: F*ck off!
Everyone: *I'll murder you anger* AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
(Somewhere far away)
T
he Earth: *shaking with muffled screaming*
Great Britain: Ah, sh*t, here we go again.
France: The Balkans at it...
T-rex_lover: The chaotic Balkan and the countries that need to deal with that. Also, introducing my co-worker, my friend, and totally nothing more than that, Amber~Koral.
Amber~Koral: From now on, I'll be in this story a lot, so I might as well take over the dares.
T-rex_lover: You wouldn't dare -