Yugoslavia: Me and CA (Communist Albania) weren't the closest, believe it or not. But yes, I was quite proud of such a powerful communist country. As I should be.
Albania: Huh?
Yugoslavia: Even though I wanted to be the most powerful in the Balkans...
Albania: CA was here along me until the end of the USSR, then desappeared. But he's still here.
Yugoslavia: Ah, amazing, he's still here, more powerful than me!
Albania: Sarcasm?
Yugoslavia: No f*cking sh*t, Sherlock!
Türkiye: He was... Alright. My father hated him, and I disliked him. Because he was part of the reason my father had such a weak heart. He was always so worried he'll loose to him. I don't like him, he's Balkan and my family and them have a long history of different wars. But no, the main reason wasn't because he was communist.
Albania: Aww, you opened up to us?
Türkiye: F*ck off, no, I didn't.
Slovenia: Sorry about your dad...
Türkiye: Ehh, could be worse.
Albania: Yea, he could come back alive and dress up Yugo in Japan's dress when he sleeps, cut his hair, and crack his phone.
Türkiye: I don't see anything bad here.
Yugoslavia: You need to live a life where you care about your hair.
Montenegro: He showers them three times a week for an hour-
Croatia: And then wonders who's using all hot water.
Yugoslavia: Talking about wonders, what's a phone?
Bosnia: Pfft, those 20th century's weirdos.
Serbia: Get back to your black-white box TV, we're gonna play on PS5.
Yugoslavia: I have such wonderful children.
Croatia: You raised us!
Yugoslavia: You got that from your mother! I didn't teach you any of this!
Slovenia: You said the same when we wanted independence.
Yugoslavia: Ouch, yes, put salt on my open wounds.
T-rex_lover: I'm gonna watch Youtube, Yugo. Oh, sh*t, I forgot you people that walked with dinosaurs don't know what that is.