White: We will show you a simulation of 10 ways to die. The target is Shadow.
Shadow: I never agreed to this =_=
White: Shut up Shads. LET THE TORTURE, BEGIN!
1. Getting Stabbed
Queen: *Stabs Shadow*
Shadow: Didn't you say this is a simulation?
White: Ye
Shadow: Then why does it still hurt?
White: ...
Shadow: That doesn't answer my quest- *ded lol*
2. Shot to the heart
Spade: ICE SHOT!
Shadow: *ded lol*
3. Killed by a family member
Rose: Do I really have to do this?
White: I'll give you apple pie
Rose: DEAL!
Shadow: WHAT?! N- *ded lol*
Rose: Gimme apple pie
White: K
4. Slaughtered by a maniac
Genma: ...
Shadow: ...
Genma: Die
Shadow: *ded lol*
5. Covid
White: *wears mask and gloves* Alright Shads. This shot will make you got covid. EVERYONE MASKS ON!
Shadow: Wait what?
Everyone: *Puts on mask*
White: *Injects Shadow*
Shadow: *ded lol*
6. Suicide
White: For this one, I have a special help. BLUE!
C. Blue: Alright first do this:
Shadow: Why would I do that?
C. Blue: *death glare in a menacing voice* Do it or else...
Shadow: *Trembles in fear* A... AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
White: To think that a wimpy pirate can scare Shadow...
Shadow: *ded lol*
7. Tortured by pokemons
White: Shadow, sit here
Shadow: Ok...?
White: NOW MY POKEMON FRIENDS, ATTACK!
Shadow: *ded lol*
8. Revenge
White: Joker, you may come in
Joker: Time for revenge Shadow *Grabs an axe*
Shadow: What did I ever did to you?
Joker: You dressed as a cat to prank me =_=
Shadow: Oh yeah I did
Joker: *Swings his axe aiming to Shadow's neck*
White: TURN OFF THE CAMERA!
9. Lava Pit
White: To the lava pit you go *Throws Shadow to the lava pit*
Shadow: NOOOOOOOOOOO *Drops to the lava pit*
Akai: *Bathing in the lava pit ignoring Shadow*
Shadow: *ded lol*
10. Crushed by a giant gorilla
Fake Hachi: ...
Kong: ...
Fake Joker: GET HIM FAKE HACHI!
Jun: YOU TOO KONG!
Kong and Fake Hachi: *Crushes Shadow*
Shadow: *ded lol*
White: Heh. Nice *Drinks tea*