White: AKAI! I need your help
Akai: What is it?
White: I need you to fire this stove
Akai: ...What
White: Just do it
Akai:
White: A human fire source
Akai: =_=
White: Alright that's enough
Akai: *stops fire*
White: *Grabs fried chicken and eats it* It's perfect
Akai: DID YOU JUST FRIED MY UNCLE?!
White: How should I know he's your uncle?
Akai: Actually I don't think I have an uncle
White: Good. THE HUMAN FIRE SOURCE AKAI TSUBASA! BUY ONE TODAY!
Akai: ARE YOU SELLING ME OUT?!
White: Call 000-0000-0000. I guarantee it's a VERY REAL number. BUY ONE TODAY! ONLY ONE IN THE WHOLE PLANET! Like literally. There's only one in the planet
Akai: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!
White: Getting some money because I can't convince D and Joker to give me some anymore
Akai: Why don't you try robbing a bank?
White: Dude that's not nice to the community
Akai: Oh like selling your friend?
White: Since when are you my friend?
Akai: I- Dammit