"Are you hungry, PINee?" Onew asked his little bag as he placed his sunglasses on PINee. "You know what I'm craving right now? Pineapple!" Onew made a gasping noise, pretending PINee was offended.
Onew hugged the little yellow bag to his chest - almost crushing the sunglasses - and hushed it. "I'm only teasing, PINee," he rocked back and forth. "I'd never do that to you."
"Onew, dafuq are you doing?" Key asked, looking at the pineapple bag as he returned to the room. That pineapple was wearing some seriously expensive eyewear.
"SHINee, PINee, SHINee, PINee!" Onew yelled over and over again. Onew really did love his pineapple bag.
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A/N: Co-owner V wrote this, and I have no idea why... - F